Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a man? - aka Debate user doodoocaca on the validity of rape victims

[Jimjamflimflam]

he's a fake victim advocate who makes actual victim advocates look like enormous unhinged faggots like him

treat him as yet another disposable moid on this forum and ignore him

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

he's a fake victim advocate who makes actual victim advocates look like enormous unhinged faggots like him

treat him as yet another disposable moid on this forum and ignore him

Done. I fucking knew he wasn’t working with kids.

Keep jerking off to your stupid crusade, retard.

At least I’m relieved he’s not actually working with children.

 

[doodoocaca]

Done. I fucking knew he wasn’t working with kids.

"Work with kids" like I punch in or "work with kids" like a program kid just got out and is looking for help? Not that you'd understand anything except the same as what you yourself do, because anything else is not good enough, just like any feelings besides yours don't count.

Keep jerking off to your stupid crusade, retard. At least I’m relieved he’s not actually working with children.

Bitch,

I literally broke down in that big fat OP I wrote (might even be as big as you or your ego) how to actually attack people and hurt them. Crib it and try again.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

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He broke out Dredd. Based.

 

[doodoocaca]

Has anyone figured out how a particular group of women can keep doing this one fucking one-note-act for fucking generations already?

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I'm going with the bear. I'm a fat dude, so already the man and grizzly bear are going to want a tasty meal no matter how I try to convince them. However, I trust the bear to kill me outright with a few swings of its claws, fending off the man is going to be like fending off Hannibal Lecter in Red Dragon.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

I'm going with the bear. I'm a fat dude, so already the man and grizzly bear are going to want a tasty meal no matter how I try to convince them. However, I trust the bear to kill me outright with a few swings of its claws, fending off the man is going to be like fending off Hannibal Lecter in Red Dragon.

Brother, I got some bad news for you about bears.
They're absolute dicks and like to eat their prey alive.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

Brother, I got some bad news for you about bears.
They're absolute dicks and like to eat their prey alive.

Well, at least there's 0 chance the bear is a homosexual and begins sodomizing me while eating me.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Well, at least there's 0 chance the bear is a homosexual and begins sodomizing me while eating me.

Brother...I got some more bad news for ya....

 

[doodoocaca]

I'm not enough of an asshole to post it (yet) but bears tend to just eat meat off your legs and thighs and leave you there. It's gnarly.

 

[Shidoen]

Alright if I’m choosing between a man and a bear are we all wearing boxing gloves or do I have to use my bear hands for either?

Will women ever beat the Gooner allegations?

Now that bitch is just cray cray

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Alrighty boys, would you rather be in the woods with a killer clown or a T-Rex?

 

[We Are The Witches]

Pretty much said this in other thread, but at this point with new perspective, I encourage these women to choose the bear.

I don't want me or my friends to ever get stuck with a random stranger woman in the middle of the forest to begin with, so choose the bear and leave others alone.

 

[Shidoen]

Alrighty boys, would you rather be in the woods with a killer clown or a T-Rex?

Killer clown would make funny jokes of your demise but T-Rex is a stealth hunter who probably makes a bellowing, laugh-like sound. Either way it would be a funny way to go.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Alrighty boys, would you rather be in the woods with a killer clown or a T-Rex?

What about a t rex in a clown costume

 

[WelperHelper99]

Alrighty boys, would you rather be in the woods with a killer clown or a T-Rex?

Do I have a gun? I'd kill both of them, the question is how many rounds.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Alrighty boys, would you rather be in the woods with a killer clown or a T-Rex?

Clown, I'll just throw down a couple of banana peels and use my concealed carry custard pie.

 

[Null]

i regret every day not smothering A&H in its infancy

 

[MsFrancisFoster]

Alrighty boys, would you rather be in the woods with a killer clown or a T-Rex?

I'd rather the insane killer clown, cause at least there'll be a funny Benny Hill chase sequence somewhere in there before my inevitable demise, followed by his snarky but hilarious one liner about my death.

 

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