Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or a man? - aka Debate user doodoocaca on the validity of rape victims

[doodoocaca]

We cannot let Bossmanjack find out about Islam ever. He'll try to convert to get out of bankruptcy.

Ok, time for a real conversation:

Usury is fucking evil. Otoh, boss man jack.

This is a true dilemma and makes up for the thread up to now.

 

[Cheeseknife]

this is so dumb and people getting emotionally invested into this question are wasting their time.

It's just autism. Keep in mind, many of the adults on the Kiwi Farms are functionally teenagers, despite being adults.

Please find god.

Lower-case "g" ? Hmm...

you are barely even human

As opposed to bears which aren't even human?

 

[parsnip]

It really depends on the type of bear, and man. Assuming they're both murderous, a psycho guy is probably going to take a lot longer to kill me than a bear is, but I probably have a better chance of fighting off some guy than I do a grizzly bear.
I don't have as much of a problem being bear food as I do just being the murder victim of some asshole though, so I think I'll go with bear.

 

[redcent]

Depends on the bear, and depends on the man. Like what forest are we talking about? European? American? Asian? What sort of bear? Aren't the ones in Asia more shy? Endangered too I think, cause of dick heads harvesting for bile.

I hate mankind that they do this. There's a special place in hell for holding any being captive in miserable conditions just to harvest the use of said being's organ to the point it's constantly in pain.

I hate my species.

Where was I?

 

[Doctor Shopper]

This ragebait question is still relevant?
Or maybe I'm a thirdie with actual things to worry about and I'm far more likely to get accosted by a rapeape in a sunny street than a bear considering where I live

 

[Male Idiot]

European bears are mid.

Dangerous, but nowhere near grizzly levels. But they, brown US coast bear kodiak and grizzly are the same species. Grizzly subspecies name is horribilis.

They are more a bit more like black bears. After some reading, Grizzlies are the niggers/pitbulls of bears.

There is no record of a Panda bear killing a human I googled. So safest option is Number Wan, Panda. Just don't bother or corner it, it can kill you if it is in fear of its life.

Are we talking worldwide? If it is worldwide random man, you can be stuck with a buntu buntu cannibal, but likely will get a chink or jeet. So likely safe like a panda.

If it is any random bear not a panda, I would choose the chink/jeet.

If the man is american but you can choose panda, Number Wan bear is safer. Remember there is 13% of getting a jogger.

If it is an american bear, you have a good chance of pulling a black bear.
The chance of getting a grizzly or nigger is roughly the same.

But lets say the human is chosen and its a nigger. You'll have better chances with a bear. If we add Africans it goes back to around the same risk.

So the only scenario where you want the bear is if the bear is a panda or the man is a nigger.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

The bear haters itt remind me of dog haters who think every dog is just as bad as a pitbull.

 

[TingoFranDingo]

The question is incredibly gay gender/culture war bullshit to flagellate women. "look as these dumb bitches choosing to get mauled to death. no survival skills. women bad"
The reponses are also incredibly gay gender/culture war bullshit to flagellate men. "At least a bear wont murder and rape me and shove sticks and rocks in my corpses vagina and cut off my tits to masturbate on and eat like jerky. men bad"

I choose the bear because the question doesnt deserve a serious response. details and what-ifs are irrelevant

 

[Unarmed Gunman]

In the interest of being a peacemaker and bridging the communication gap here between the logical people and the "ladies", maybe this will help.

Is all sexism bad, or just sexism against women?

Guys aren't giving you shit for your answers just because it's fucking stupid and illogical, because we expect that to some degree. They're really giving you shit because of the blatant hypocrisy. Do better.

 

[Shidoen]

If you think bears are scary, you should see what people do.

Yeah people can do many terrible things to many different people.

Spoiler

Debating the validity of American cheese is literally a crime against humanity tbh

bears don't rape. bears don't kill you for fun or for sexual arousal. bears don't torture you to death. bears don't abuse you after you give birth. bears don't post photos of random women being mauled. bears don't masturbate to pictures of dead women. bears don't molest children. bears don't write rage-fueled essays when women say they don't trust them.

Bears just lack opposable thumbs

 

[Calandrino]

bears don't rape. bears don't kill you for fun or for sexual arousal. bears don't torture you to death. bears don't abuse you after you give birth. bears don't post photos of random women being mauled. bears don't masturbate to pictures of dead women. bears don't molest children. bears don't write rage-fueled essays when women say they don't trust them.

In the end, who are the real bears here? Bears? Or people?

 

[Teghern]

Baldur's Gate 3 and it's consequences have been a disaster for the Internet race.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

This question is retarded and so are all of you.

Your chance of survival against a bear is 0. Your chance against a deranged lunatic is non-zero. It's the man every single time. Also, if you're hiking/camping in the woods deep enough for this to matter as a lone woman, you're a fucking retard and you deserve to be raped by the bear and eaten by the man or whatever happens to you. You deserve everything you get for being fucking stupid.

If you think getting eaten alive is a painless or fast/swift death, you're fucking stupid. It's equally as painful and deranged as whatever a lunatic would do to you. Bottom line is you're still fucking dead.

God you hoes are so fucking stupid.....

Edit: Oh there's one thing I forgot to mention. Do you know what happens to a bear that eats a human? If you're retarded enough to chance an encounter with a bear and it eats you, it HAS to die. We have to send out a team of hunters to track it and put it the fuck down, potentially putting more people in danger. Why? Because when an animal eats human flesh, something changes in their brain and their instinctual response to humans becomes "food". And it will actively go out of its way to hunt down humans as prey. That means, it'll follow the direction you came from, and potentially attack OTHER PEOPLE. It could wind up on a hiking trail and attack innocent people.

 

[WelperHelper99]

If it is an american bear, you have a good chance of pulling a black bear.
The chance of getting a grizzly or nigger is roughly the same

Really it depends where you live. America is big. The east coast is black bear country. If you're on the west, you have a good chance of bumping into a grizzly. Alaska, polar bears are the biggest predator besides the Grizzlies also there.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

bears don't kill you for fun

Bears absolutely kill you for fun. You cannot let a bear who kills a human live. When animals eat humans they become what's called Man Killers. The part of their brain that sees humans as threats turns off and they will start actively hunting humans. Unfortunately for us, we are relatively easy prey. Once they figure that out, they go fucking nuts. They will absolutely start killing for fun. They become fucking murder machines and HAVE to die. This means they will seek out human encampments. Strange food scents, fires, noise, tracks, music etc. all easy to track once they associate us with those camps. They'll follow your scent of where you came from and find hiking trails. Guess what? People while hiking don't generally think about how they're leaving tracks behind. They're very smart fucking hunters and apex predators for a reason. They WILL kill humans again and they will do it mercilessly.

You know nothing about wildlife or animal behavior. Stay the fuck indoors.

Also, on a side note. Do you think consent exists in the animal world? Because news flash, it fucking doesn't. Most animals mate by raping each other. The idea of mating dances and consensual relationships is a fucking rarity in the animal kingdom. Ducks are a perfect example. They mate EXCLUSIVELY by raping each other. In fact, their penises are designed in shapes solely for the purpose of rape and preventing escape. The whole reason cats have barbed penises is solely because they don't want females to get away. Yes, there are plenty of records of animals attempting to rape animals of different species. Humans are not excluded from that list. Animals operate under the idea of a hole is a hole. The only reason more animals aren't geared for sex for pleasure is because mating is a very dangerous thing for them that could wind up with them getting killed if things go wrong.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Bears absolutely kill you for fun.

No they fucking won’t. They seldom kill humans as is. In fact, bears very, very rarely hunt humans for food. The Timothy Treadwell case was famous because that bear did hunt for and kill a man. It was most likely sickly and injured, but also Timothy was a stupid fuck and set his encampment up in a “bear run”, basically where bears will cross to hibernate. He was told for years to not do this by park rangers, and after a decade of ignoring them he got hunted by one.

You cannot let a bear who kills a human live. When animals eat humans they become what's called Man Killers. The part of their brain that sees humans as threats turns off and they will start actively hunting humans. Unfortunately for us, we are relatively easy prey. Once they figure that out, they go fucking nuts. They will absolutely start killing for fun. They become fucking murder machines and HAVE to die.

This is an extremely rare phenomenon for animals that don’t/won’t hunt for humans already. Tigers are man-killers. Bears are not.

This means they will seek out human encampments. Strange food scents, fires, noise, tracks, music etc. all easy to track once they associate us with those camps. They'll follow your scent of where you came from and find hiking trails. Guess what? People while hiking don't generally think about how they're leaving tracks behind. They're very smart fucking hunters and apex predators for a reason. They WILL kill humans again and they will do it mercilessly.

You know nothing about wildlife or animal behavior. Stay the fuck indoors.

Also, on a side note. Do you think consent exists in the animal world? Because news flash, it fucking doesn't. Most animals mate by raping each other. The idea of mating dances and consensual relationships is a fucking rarity in the animal kingdom.

Okay and? Bears don’t rape humans.

Ducks are a perfect example. They mate EXCLUSIVELY by raping each other. In fact, their penises are designed in shapes solely for the purpose of rape and preventing escape. The whole reason cats have barbed penises is solely because they don't want females to get away. Yes, there are plenty of records of animals attempting to rape animals of different species. Humans are not excluded from that list. Animals operate under the idea of a hole is a hole. The only reason more animals aren't geared for sex for pleasure is because mating is a very dangerous thing for them that could wind up with them getting killed if things go wrong.

You’re getting way too upset and irrational about a choice. You can’t even make accurate points about the animal you deem women stupid for choosing. I have no idea how this emotional rant about rape in the animal kingdom applies to women being alone in the woods. Unless you’re saying that human rape is natural.

 

[WelperHelper99]

This is an extremely rare phenomenon for animals that don’t/won’t hunt for humans. Tigers are man-killers. Bears are not.

Bears eat anything they want. They are the apex predator of the forest. Stumble into one and they'll eat you. Don't be this retarded.

 

[TenMilesWide]

The more important question is would you rather be stuck in the woods with a bear, or stuck in a building with a bear?

 

[WelperHelper99]

The more important question is would you rather be stuck in the woods with a bear, or stuck in a building with a bear?

How big is the bear? A grizzly will get stuck in a house and you can probably flee but a black bear is small enough to squeeze through doorways. In that case I might get boxed in.

 

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Bears eat anything they want. They are the apex predator of the forest. Stumble into one and they'll eat you. Don't be this retarded.

You’re the retard here. I’m aware bears are omnivores and have eaten humans. However they mainly attack humans if they feel threatened. They seldom eat humans and it’s even rarer for them to hunt humans, unless they’re polar bears but this is a forest we are talking about.

Also they don’t kill people for “fun”.