Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a Bear or Android Raptor?

[The Last Stand]

Is the bear animated?

I couldn't bear to deal with Andriod Raptor anywhere.

 

[MsFrancisFoster]

Android Raptor. Been face to face with bears. I'd rather the annoying dykosaurus radicitus who never shuts up over the bear. Been there, done that, never looking a bear down the muzzle again.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Do we know for sure that Android Raptor is not in fact, a bear in disguise?

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Android, we can talk about pet bugs

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Android Raptor, of course.

 

[Violent Sudowoodo]

A bear isn’t as pretty as @Android raptor

 

[vomitusdeux]

Statstically speaking android raptor is a lot less likely to rape you than a bear.

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

I'm not a fetus so I'll be safer with AR

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

most forests have bears. how many forests have android raptors?

 

[Grub]

I'll go with Android Raptor. There's too many bears around me already. My neighbour just had the back window of his truck smashed in by one a few days ago and it ate his headrest. They fuck around in my backyard pretty regularly causing trouble looking for garbage to eat and shit. My dog chased one off last year.

 

[Higgs Bonbon]

I won't get SRI poisoning if I eat the bear

 

[isalaide]

Both. We will become bear and be one with the forest. We are bear now.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

There's likely a bear in the forest already, so it's not really a choice.

 

[Chao Garden]

i want ar to get stuck with a bear and get mauled to death

 

[Vecr]

What gun do I have, and how big is Android Raptor? If I have something low caliber with an optic I'll try shooting under Raptor's plate, otherwise the bear.

 

[Android raptor]

most forests have bears. how many forests have android raptors?

they are occasionally sighted in forests in the southeast

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

You didn't explain what breed of bear it is. Once you're spotted, a grizzly will hunt you down with the conviction of a saint and kill you.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Are we talking about the animal bear or the gay kind of bear? This is very important to make my decision.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Is it a normal forest or some bullshit nonsense like a bamboo forest? Goddamn chink reeds.

If the latter, the bear because I can kill the panda and eat it. Otherwise AR. I don't have any problems with her.

 

[Violent Sudowoodo]

Statstically speaking android raptor is a lot less likely to rape you than a bear.

Statistically speaking, I’m a lot more likely to rape Android raptor than a bear.