Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a Bear or Android Raptor?

[Johnny Salami]

As much as I would love to butt-fuck a bear into submission it'll never pass on the chance to hang out with a bpd autist

 

[DEAD BIRD]

meltdowns would entertain me more than a bear i think
bear would be super cool though. i imagine a bear would be a nigga to hang out with, fr fr.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Android Raptor is a decent sort, just opinionated, and she has opposable thumbs. You're not going to get a bear to help you build a lean-to.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

As long as she doesn't bring her roaches with her.

 

[Tablet County]

I would rather not be stuck in a forest.

 

[Sugriva]

I'd rather someone just shoot me in the head.

 

[Named User]

It sucks at debating, so I’d make quick work of it.
On the other hand, the bear is an actual threat.

 

[Crypto Six Gorillionaire]

How is this even a question?

 

[Overly Serious]

The one with the least hairy legs.

 

[Violent Sudowoodo]

I can’t impregnate a bear, so I would pick Android Raptor.

 

[Teghern]

The bear would of course stand no chance against any adult human male, as many self reported studies have shown, the Synthetic Bird-Of-prey however would present an actual challenge and is therefore the only honouribru choice.

 

[Procrastinhater]

who is android raptor

No one ever asks how is Android Raptor

 

[Wahgonga]

I already live out in the forest in bear country. Think I'll stick with that.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or take a shower in @Android raptor's bathroom?

 

[Montalbane]

I AM NOT HERE STUCK WITH YOU
YOU'RE IN HERE STUCK WITH ME

 

[Catgirl Fornicator]

Android raptor would never see it coming when I led the bear right to them. That nigger would get mauled like it was an episode of animal planet.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I think more people would be rightly outraged if I raped and killed a bear, so...

 

[Jason Wynn]

Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a bear or take a shower in @Android raptor's bathroom?

I’m picturing her bathroom like the final segment of Creepshow where the old man’s home gets invaded by thousands of cockroaches, so still going with bear.

 

[Apis Mellifica]

I can fix you....

get in line

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

I can fix her