Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a Bear or Android Raptor?

[The Last Stand]

Can the bear talk?

 

[Drip Torch]

Android Raptor. The bear isnt going to care that I am in the woods trying to get work done.
Either way, for both, just roll over and fake orgasm.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I'd kneecap Android Raptor and feed her to a bear.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I think being in the woods with Android Raptor would be a lot of fun because she would know everything about all the bugs and I imagine she would be wearing her velociraptor mask and pretend to be a raptor and make raptor noises which would scare off both bears and men.

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

I’d rather kill myself before encountering either.

I think being in the woods with Android Raptor would be a lot of fun because she would know everything about all the bugs and I imagine she would be wearing her velociraptor mask and pretend to be a raptor and make raptor noises which would scare off both bears and men.

I think either of you opening your mouths would be enough to scare anything off.

 

[Kapros]

Android Raptor seems very broken but ultimately harmless. I'd like to pray over her.

 

[Male Idiot]

What type of bear is it?

I'll take a panda over her. Observe from far away, don't go near bamboo, praise Xi.

No grizzly or polar those are nasty. BPD freakouts can be lethal but not quite hungry grizzly levels of lethal.

Would propably be safer with AR and a panda both than a grizzly.

Assuming I am not /k/-d in an armored van and a very big gun. Than definately grizzly. Sounds tasty.

 

[Sayer of the N-Word]

Handroid Faptor. I didn't vote for her, but I thought of that name while browsing this thread and it made me smirk.

 

[doodoocaca]

I’d rather kill myself before encountering either.

I think either of you opening your mouths would be enough to scare anything off.

I wonder how many of the catty snark superstar true and honest womxn look like sat-in bean bags irl.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Android Raptor. We can go camping, climb trees, sing songs by the fire. Eat moss, go on a spirit quest.

 

[Dasjas Watanid Tabas]

Raptor because judging by her doXXXX she looks like she never lifted anything heavier than a laptop and I doubt she's capable of powerful tard tantrums IRL. If she starts sperging, I can just move to a different area of the forest in question.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

What has the bear been eating? Berries, salmon, or diapers from the nearby dump?

 

[Kapros]

Android Raptor seems very misguided and broken, and a number of her views are actually evil, but she seems harmless enough. I'd buy her a drink if she dressed nice and didn't smell.

 

[Android raptor]

Android Raptor seems very misguided and broken, and a number of her views are actually evil, but she seems harmless enough. I'd buy her a drink if she dressed nice and didn't smell.

My views are correct and based

 

[Kapros]

My views are correct and based

Abortion is murder, and I'll argue that with you over your drink of choice if you'll wear a sundress.

 

[Android raptor]

Abortion is murder, and I'll argue that with you over your drink of choice if you'll wear a sundress.

You're dumb but I never turn down free booze

 

[Smar Mijou]

Hmmmm, the gaping maw of an aggressively hungry grizzly bear, or the threatening prospect of Vagina Dentata? Either way, you're ending up dead and eviscerated inna woods. 2/10 don't recommend.

10/10 for the hilarious shitposting thread though.