Write a lewd fantasy with the user above you - free thirsting

[RomanesEuntDomus]

It was a dark and stormy night, when suddenly Nazi Vegeta was lewd. He erotically did the sexy times with me. The End?

 

[Pina Colada]

I'm a lesbian hunter looking for the perfect beaver to keep (and lick).

 

[Nazi vegeta]

We make out passionately in a thub filled to the brim with pina colada.

 

[KelpieSelkie]

You hold me down and do things to me while I lie back and think of England.

 

[Teri-Teri]

I'll see you in Dark Reef...

 

[Konover]

I'll see you in Dark Reef...

Gonna pull a Bill Cosby on your ass

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Maple syrup's not meant to be use for lube, but that's how Canadians do it, right? Just want to know what I'm getting into.

 

[wateryketchup]

Missionary sex in the dark with the sole purpose of procreation.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

That's hot. Let me go light some candles and rent out an underground flooded lair, and I'll pick you up in a boat. That should be enough to start up the music of the night.

 

[HY 140]

your to young, that and im not into girls

 

[Nazi vegeta]

you take me out with your delorean and go back in time, so I can fuck your hot mom and become your real dad.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I'd have to take over Bulma's body first before we can get freaky.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

we watch one piece together and then I go all rufy on your precious one piece.

 

[Douglas Reynholm]

Sensual kissing before a back door boogie up the khyber pass with plenty of nut custard for a slippery finish

 

[MeerkatMarauder41]

I will do you the honour and escort you to your bed, but I have to let you know, I'm from Iran

 

[Douglas Reynholm]

I will do you the honour and escort you to your bed, but I have to let you know, I'm from Iran

How chivalrous. I don't mind, the sand provides extra purchase on the love handles.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Still debating if I want you to fuck me with a toothbrush or not.

 

[jewelry investor]

Straighten it out after a long fight.

 

[Alekto]

Burn FTL drives to get out of the shit space that is that guy.

 

[UnKillFill]

I take you back to my California mansion and shower you with pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.