Write a scary story in two sentences

[ActualKiwi]

You wake up in the morning after pleasant dreams of geekery and lolcows.
You roll over and are greeted by phil waving at you with a wedding ring on his swollen finger..."hellooooo, lover~!"

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I'm about to finish the last page of my 50 page dissertation for my Ph.D and it is due tonight.

... The power just went out, and I didn't back it up on a flash drive.

 

[cumrobbery]

You're taking a scenic train ride and enjoying yourself. Suddenly, the train comes to a halt and a fat, middle-aged man wearing an engineer's cap, a white shirt, and a pair of jeans approaches the train while holding a wooden train whistle.

 

[Somar]

I thought I saw a naked woman come out of the shower. Turns out it was actually Chris naked.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

I thought I saw a naked woman come out of the shower. Turns out it was actually Chris naked.

100% fake. Chris can never be mistaken for a woman.
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A man was handing out hearts on the street during Valentine's Day. They were real.

 

[Loxiozzz]

You go on the internet, completely drunk off your ass.
You wake up to find you're now a member on reddit.

 

[Quijibo69]

I looked up who the most subscribed Youtuber was on Google. I found out it was PewDiePie.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I was @Connor Bible
And I need no more lines

 

[Motherboard]

I heard someone tap on my window late at night.

I'm on the second floor.

 

[José Mourinho]

Once upon a time there was a guy named @Connor Bible

He was so ugly that everyone died, THE END.

 

[Cosmos]

If you're looking for some really good two-sentence horror stories, there was a Reddit thread a while ago with a bunch of gems:

I begin tucking him into bed and he tells me, “Daddy check for monsters under my bed.” I look underneath for his amusement and see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, “Daddy there’s somebody on my bed.”

I can’t move, breathe, speak or hear and it’s so dark all the time. If I knew it would be this lonely, I would have been cremated instead.

Don’t be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.

I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At first, I though it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror again.

They celebrated the first successful cryogenic freezing. He had no way of letting them know he was still conscious.

The grinning face stared at me from the darkness beyond my bedroom window. I live on the 14th floor.

They delivered the mannequins in bubble wrap. From the main room I begin to hear popping.

You get home, tired after a long day’s work and ready for a relaxing night alone. You reach for the light switch, but another hand is already there.

My daughter won’t stop crying and screaming in the middle of the night. I visit her grave and ask her to stop, but it doesn’t help.

You start to drift off into a comfortable sleep when you hear your name being whispered. You live alone.

You hear your mom calling you into the kitchen. As you are heading down the stairs you hear a whisper from the closet saying “Don’t go down there honey, I heard it too.”

I never go to sleep. But I keep waking up.

Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth. Silent, always smiling.

I awoke to the sound of the baby monitor crackling with a voice comforting my firstborn child. As I adjusted to a new position, my arm brushed against my wife, sleeping next to me.

She went upstairs to check on her sleeping toddler. The window was open and the bed was empty.

After working a hard day I came home to see my girlfriend cradling our child. I didn't know which was more frightening, seeing my dead girlfriend and stillborn child, or knowing that someone broke into my apartment to place them there.

The last thing I saw was my alarm clock flashing 12:07 before she pushed her long rotting nails through my chest, her other hand muffling my screams.

I sat bolt upright, relieved it was only a dream, but as I saw my alarm clock read 12:06, I heard my closet door creak open.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

I'm an nihilist, and the world is a cesspit of pain and blackest suffering and run-on sentences, also girls don't like me. I'll never be any good, but fuck you guys, who do you think you are, do you think you have the moral high ground because you laugh at people on the internet and destroy my black weeping heart?

 

[Maruukat]

ADF is in Portland.
He got his balls cut off.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

There was a bee in my home once. I let it out and closed the door, but then it was back inside.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Got falsely arrested on DWI charges up in Pennsylvania. When I got to lock up, my cellmate was Nick Bate.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

The last man on Earth hears a knock on the door. That's where Connor got this idea, as he lacks in originality.

Then in honor of Connor:

Every week you get a phone call from your mother asking you to pick up milk for tomorrow. Your mother has been dead for years.

 

[AnOminous]

Got falsely arrested on DWI charges up in Pennsylvania. When I got to lock up, my cellmate was Nick Bate.

That's not scary, though. That's a dream scenario.

Nick is the one whose nightmare that should be.

 

[Alex Krycek]

That's not scary, though. That's a dream scenario.

Nick is the one whose nightmare that should be.

My stories are open to interpretation.

 

[AnOminous]

My stories are open to interpretation.

"He tried to rape me and I defended myself," I said to the night security deputy, who informed me that they had CCTV video of everything that happened that night.

"But wasn't that camera broken," I said and winked, and watched as the deputy grinned, then accidentally broke the camera and lost the videotape.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I dreamed of hearing an infinite clapping sound from an imaginary source.

It was actually the sound of Chris Chandler's asscheeks clapping inches away from my face.