Write a scary story in two sentences

[DeadwastePrime]

It sat on my shelf, with thoughtless porcelain eyes and the prettiest pink doll dress I could find. Why did she have to be born still?

You're walking in the woods.

And, suddenly, Shia Labeouf.

 

[I Am Do Big Fard Retard]

The tapping stopped. Then the pounding began.

 

[Motherboard]

His wife frantically pounded her fists on the front door, begging to be let into the house through her choppy sobs.

He sat trembling against the wall, gun in hand....his wife had been dead for three years.

 

[Shokew]

He walked in on his daughter and her friends during filming of them feeding on a boy younger then them.

He then shot himself because he knew he was powerless to resist the urge of jacking off to it himself, once it was all over.

 

[Lunete]

ADF posed in front of my bicycle.
It took weeks to get the smell off of it.

 

[Shokew]

Cynthia told Jenny "I want to ruin our friendship; we should be lovers instead."

Jenny, being a large dragon, took that as "Eat me up, please", which she did - while everyone took pictures of it.

 

[Motherboard]

She faced the mirror, combing her hair before bed with a soft smile reflected on the sheer glass.

It wasn't until the lights were out before she realized she hadn't been smiling.

 

[Pina Colada]

I woke up one morning, discovering that a Rosechu medallion replaced my Miraculous Mary metal that always circled my throat. After slowly rolling over in frightened anticipation, there laid Christine with an arm around my neck and a hand down her diapers.

 

[John Titor]

The last man on Earth hears a knock on the door. That's where Connor got this idea, as he lacks in originality.

I would have assumed the Twilight Zone. And then a skeleton popped out.

 

[ZehnBoat]

"woke up in a stranger's bed. Other guy in bed is wearing a fursuit."

 

[Maruukat]

I heard a loud noise in my house in the middle of the night.
I can't see where it's coming from.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I've heard they see very well in the dark. I don't know long these batteries will last.

For Sale: Chris Chan's schoolbooks, never opened.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Immortality potion works. Forever an unmoving but aware statue.
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Good thing my friend isn't a zombie. He looks very tasty.
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Dug up coffin that was buried yesterday. Still warm on the inside.

 

[Ryuuzaki (L)]

Chris chan and phil sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
*Pukes*
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Cynthia told Jenny "I want to ruin our friendship; we should be lovers instead."

Is that from that song from studio killers

 

[Carlos Thin]

I always tell them to stay still. Strangely, they always do.

Conner finished Redesigning Eva. He won a Pulitzer.

 

[Geewunner]

You are Connor Bible. THE END.

 

[Megahertz]

Chris shat himself.
Chris did nothing.

 

[ZehnBoat]

here's your new roommate. darksydephil.
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then the woman screamed. CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE!!!

 

[Carlos Thin]

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I AM YOU!!!

 

[Dain Bramage]

Ted Cruz sworn in as President.
Immediately moves on his agenda.