Write a scary story in two sentences

[Keerakh]

Jurassic Park is a metaphor for feminism. Anita Sarkeesian told me so.

 

[clowney]

You get invested in a show and it becomes your new favorite.

A lolcow sees it too and decides to cosplay form it.

 

[Checkered Spotlight]

I stretched an arm out, brushing over the head of my lover. She left town a month ago.

 

[Randy Lahey]

A man sits alone in a dark basement trying to write a shitty novel.

He notices the fungus is acting up again.

 

[VortekPMD]

Hayden Black releases GenZed. It's actually good.

 

[Lorento]

You grab an ice lolly at your friend Chris' house.

It isn't an ice lolly.

 

[The Nothingness]

Jurassic Park is a metaphor for feminism. Anita Sarkeesian told me so.

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth.

 

[Keerakh]

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth.

RAPTORS HAD FEATHERS I KNOW BECAUSE I READ WIKIPEDIA BEFORE JURASSIC WORLD CAME OUT I'M SO GODDAMN SMART FOR NOT REALIZING THERE'S AN ESTABLISHED CANON APPEARANCE AND REASON FOR THE DINOSAURS LOOKING LIKE THEY DO

 

[Trilby]

An old lady resided in a small house, confined to a small room with no ventilation or windows. Carbon monoxide did the trick.

 

[Mimic]

You awaken in a hospital bed after recovering from a coma, your last memory being a sharp pain in the back of your head before blacking out on election day. However your awakening is short lived as your heart monitor flatlines upon seeing the TV broadcast of Hillary Clinton's inauguration.

 

[Judge Holden]

The last man in the world sat alone in a room.

There was a cock on the door....

 

[Mapache]

A woman is asleep with her husband when he rolls over and hugs her.
He was murdered 3 days before.

 

[Trilby]

A woman is asleep with her husband when he rolls over and hugs her.
He was murdered 3 days before.

Oooh, that was good!

 

[Sable]

A wasp flew in through the window, but you lost sight of it.

You feel something crawling on your neck.

 

[Jaimas]

You are exhausted, and have just gotten home; snuggling into bed and just about to drift into slumber when your nose is assailed by a stench of unwashed bodies, akin to a mixture of rancid potatoes, sweat, and ass.

"Hello, there, sexy," you hear from ADF, as one of his blubbery arms cradles your neck, and you swear you can hear the buzzing of carrion flies.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

You wake up in the morning and the first thing you see is a blue ceiling. Your bedroom is painted white.

 

[CatParty]

@Connor Bible. stinky crotch in your face.

 

[Gordon Cole]

@Connor Bible actually finishes Redesigning Eva.

It goes on to be a bestseller and he marries Molly Ringwald.

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

there you sit on the porcelain throne, experiencing the most violent of shits.

there is no toilet paper.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

You're Molly Ringwald.

Tied up in Connor Bible's basement.