Write a scary story in two sentences

[Still Anonymous For This]

I just came back from Wuhan. I feel fine.

 

[Army Burger]

The Wu Flu is everywhere. Your local hardware store is all out of masks.

 

[Francesco Dellamorte]

Jon sat down on the bench and introduced himself to his cellmate.

Spoiler

"Hello, I'm Jessica".

 

[Army Burger]

You reach over to her to comfort her, but as you do so, she picks up a wrench and swings it at you. You fall to the ground instantly.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I just finished having sex with a gorgeous woman when she told me she had to get something off her chest.

"I should've told you this before, but I'm HIV positive."

 

[Army Burger]

There's something I should tell you. I was born a man.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

"We need to talk," she says, but you hang up on her. The loaded gun stares back at you.

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[Army Burger]

As you get up from your seat, your speakers start blasting bad words. "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"

 

[Fascist Ferret]

"Welcome home, I've missed you," she said.

She had died 10 years ago.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

"How'd you think you did on the final exam this morning?"
"... isnt it tomorrow?"

 

[Army Burger]

You insert the CD hoping to hear the wonderful music of Pink Floyd. Instead, it's the autistic screeching of Douglas Darien Walker.

 

[DrunkenDozing]

Your sex toy has arrived in the mail.

Its damp to the touch.

 

[L. Duse]

Hello. I am infected with the Wuhan virus.

 

[Least Concern]

The violation that followed hardly called for it, but whenever he came over for one of his "little chats," he always did the courtesy of knocking on my bedroom door before he opened it.

Even now, decades later, I can't help but feel the same rapid heartbeat and lump in my throat when the sign on my apartment door asking package deliverers and Girl Scout cookie mongers to please, please only use the doorbell gets instinctually ignored.

 

[soft breathing]

You got the message that your mum died in the car crash at 6am this morning. The last call you had with her was this morning at 6:30am.

 

[Lemmingwise]

"Smashing baby, what was your name again, it's only polite to ask before coming inside you." "Fagina, Fagina Dentata".

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

She awoke with a start. A third eye was on her forehead and an eyeball perched in her mouth

 

[Cedric_Eff]

He kept making his way out of the tunnel and finally made came through to the other end. Elroy heard a woman utter, “Uh no thanks, he’ll have no vaccines!”

 

[Army Burger]

Guns surround you from every angle. There is no chance of escaping.

 

[the clap]

"Daddy? Mommy won't wake up."