Write a scary story in two sentences

[Army Burger]

It's our new batch of Corona. Now infused with coronavirus!

 

[Give Her The D]

There was once a country. It's name was Israel.

 

[Army Burger]

The invaders came from every angle. They couldn't be stopped.

 

[BOONES]

There were many powerful forces in society's influence.

One of them happens to be the frog loving autist cult.

 

[Army Burger]

Just when you thought they were gone, they came back. And this time, they were out for blood.

 

[PlaceboFang]

You are about to die from thirst any second now when Chris Chan arrives just in time to save your life. He offers you a thick orange flavour drink in a little cup.

 

[Army Burger]

Wow, this is really creamy, what's in it?

"My special sauce."

 

[Barley]

I never thought you'd manage to come out alive.
My lovequest ain't over yet, then.

 

[Army Burger]

You don't want it?

Well too bad, you're gonna take it in the ass anyway.

 

[Atomic Wangler]

Notices your bulge. OwO, what is this?

 

[Army Burger]

What's that right there?

"That's my penis, sir"

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Democrats and Republicans run for President. Choose your poison.

 

[Army Burger]

I choose actual poison. There is no other alternative.

 

[augment]

As I return from morning shift at the local walmart, my thoughts drift towards my unemployed, bi-polar girlfriend of 3 years. I open the main door and she greets me with "I'm pregnant"

 

[Army Burger]

You notice blood dripping from underneath the doorway. As you open the door, you see your girlfriend lying on the floor, her wrists slit.

 

[Space Lobster Bat]

I've been in this overcrowded mall for almost twenty years. No one ever notices me, not even when I scream at the top of my lungs.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

@Army Burger posted a scary story, but it wasn't really scary.

Or was it?

 

[The Great Chandler]

For the love of my sanity, I can't be compared to these poor souls awaiting through this hellish, bureaucratic limbo. The DMV of course!

 

[Strelok]

Hello. Welcome to Applebee's.

 

[Army Burger]

Your daughter calls. She tells you she's getting engaged to Ethan Ralph.