Write a scary story in two sentences

[Piga Dgrifm]

Hello. Welcome to Applebee's.

My name is Sargon. I'll be your waiter this evening.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Your daughter calls. She tells you she's getting engaged to Ethan Ralph.

Dude this is doesn't count as it's non-fiction

 

[Army Burger]

You're lying in bed. Suddenly, you hear a loud bang in the hallway.

 

[BrunoMattei]

You get a notification. Army Burger has replied to the thread Write a Scary Story in Two Sentences.

 

[BOONES]

You look into your box labeled Hope's and dreams.

Only to find outlines.

 

[The Last Stand]

Hello, I'm a newly accepted surgeon. I'll be doing your surgery today.

 

[Absolutego]

There you are, playing the PvP in your world war two shooter, and all of the sudden you're a Nazi. You didn't ask for this, you didn't choose this, yet there it is.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Everyone is under a specific mask mandate on the Farms. All Farmers must now wear face masks made from the crotch part of Amberlynn’s leggings to combat the virus.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

Dude this is doesn't count as it's non-fiction

You enter a thread and criticize another user. You, however, couldn't even bother to read the title, exposing your own autism.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

You enter a thread and criticize another user. You, however, couldn't even bother to read the title, exposing your own autism.

You have no understanding of how normal people interact, or the concept of humour. But you make a retarded post anyway.

 

[Army Burger]

You get a notification. Army Burger has replied to the thread Write a Scary Story in Two Sentences.

You hear a knock at the door. The Burger has come for you.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Hello Foodie Beauties! TEEHEE

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

You hear a knock at the door. The Burger has come for you.

You made a reply to @Army Burger's fine story that was not in two sentences and was also misinterpreted as hostile by a retard. You have to write this story to explain.

 

[Army Burger]

You desperately try to hold on to the rope. Just as you start to climb it, it snaps.

 

[Quixotic Son]

Man car door. Hook hand.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Your boss calls to tell you he is giving you more responsibility, but also doubling your salary. Then you remember that your 'job' is being a janny on kiwifarms.net!

 

[Army Burger]

You hear a knock at the door. You open it to discover a bag filled with shit that has been lit on fire.

 

[Ciscoipphone]

Man car door. Hook hand.

Person woman man. Camera TV.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT

 

[Army Burger]

Whose skeleton was it? You suddenly realize that it was yours...