Write a scary story in two sentences

[Army Burger]

"Mommy? What's that dangling between your legs?"

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Anna sexily removed the poop bag and a dribble of stevia scented dookie dripped down her bony chest.

"Fuck my front asshole hard, nut in my hole!"

 

[Army Burger]

"I'm not comfortable with that."

"Well too bad, you're going to take it whether you like it or not"

 

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

We gassed the Russians in the remains of the Osowiec Fortress. We thought the screaming would fade eventually, but instead it just got louder and angrier.

 

[Army Burger]

I thought putting flour in the hair dryer would make for a good prank on my wife. That changed when it started shooting flames.

 

[Piss Clam]

Dark winter moon, summers delight.
I have my cock in my hand, frightful sight.

 

[Army Burger]

"As I hold my cock in my hand, I think to myself. I can finally be a real girl!"

 

[Piss Clam]

"As I hold my cock in my hand, I think to myself. I can finally be a real girl!"

I was thinking of weinstein tonight. Can you imagine if this is true? I mean he had sex with all these woman, did he make them like his pussy or what.

One of Harvey Weinstein’s accusers testified in New York court on Friday that the disgraced movie mogul is “intersex,” and therefore lacks certain male genitalia, according to a report.

Jessica Mann, who accused Weinstein of raping her in a hotel room in 2013 when she was a budding actress, made the shocking claim during her testimony in the former filmmaker’s ongoing rape and sexual assault trial, which is reaching the conclusion of its second week, Vulture reported.


“The first time I saw him fully naked,” she told the court, according to the report. “I thought he was deformed and intersex…He does not have testicles, and it appears that he has a vagina.”

Harvey Weinstein accuser: Mogul lacks male genitalia

Weinstein reportedly lowered his head as she made the shocking claim.

www.foxbusiness.com

 

[Army Burger]

"There's something I must tell you. Although I'm a man, I have a vagina."

 

[Doctor Placebo]

She turned to me with a big, gaping grin, revealing three rows of razor sharp teeth. "In my species, the female eats the male after sex," she said.

 

[Army Burger]

"Please don't eat me, you beg. But it was no use, she began to open her mouth."

 

[I'm Not Racist Anymore]

Pubes are stuck to foreskin.

With one swift step they're ripped off in a bloody mess.

 

[Army Burger]

With one swift motion, you feel an unimagineable amount of pain. These waxing strips weren't such a good idea.

 

[OfficerBagget]

I actually write Horror so heres two I thought up


When I was little my brother woke me up at the dead of night to go play. I almost followed him out the door until I saw he was fast asleep in his bed.

There used to be a ghost that would stand outside my window every night. But I realized it was no ghost when it stopped appearing after my neighbor had died.

 

[Kero]

Dunno what exactly the connotation of this would be, but

“Growing up I never took care of my teeth, and inevitably I awoke to find a few had come loose in my sleep and were rattling about my mouth. I spat them out in the sink, but when I checked myself in the mirror I found I wasn’t missing a single one.”

 

[Army Burger]

I've amassed quite the collection of teeth over the years. You wouldn't believe how hard it was to get some of those people to stop squirming so I could get the teeth out of their mouths.

 

[Lemmingwise]

I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, if you're looking for money, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have is a particular type of autism, autism that makes me nightmare for people like you. If you unban my account, that will be the end of it, I will not look for you, I will not persue you, but if you don't I will look for you, I will find you and I will sperg out all over the place.

 

[Army Burger]

He had the most frightening superpower of all. It was called autism.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The fluffy orange kitten played with a ball of yarn.

But the next morning, the ball of yarn was missing!

 

[Judge Holden]

"I'll have the soup please"

"Waiter, why is there a bat in my soup?"