Write a scary story in two sentences

[The Last Stand]

Christina? Joan Crawford wants you in the closet...

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

As the Roofies took effect, you looked up into Linkara's smirking face. "I am a nasty cockslut" you hear him sigh as everything fades to black.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I turned on my phone. I opened the browser and typed "http://www.kiwifarms.net" into the address bar

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Suddenly, a waitress appeared and said “Here’s your navy enhanced Fanta!”

 

[Lucky Jim]

My wife started laughing next to me in bed, in the dark, after a round of passionate lovemaking. Then I began to hear Squidward's damned honking next to me in bed.

 

[Hummingbird]

For sale: baby booties. Never worn.

Ok, that's more sad than scary.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

Baby booties for sale. Feet not original.

 

[lurkin]

Our eyes locked, our lips kissed. Her penis erect...wait what?!

 

[Cats]

As soon as she touched my dick, I came and started farting.

 

[Adamska]

Your friend looks at you and smiles, stating "Let's eat Grandma!". His widening smile and pulling out a knife makes you realize that no, he did not forget the comma this time.

 

[WaveBreak]

Hillary Clinton delivers a speech. "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to be standing in front of you as your first female President!"

 

[soy_king]

As the walls of the Farms finally succumbed to repeated DDOS attacks, the hordes of reddit trannies swarmed over their vanquished foes. Those Farmers unfortunate enough to survive the initial orgy of mindless brutality were forcibly transitioned and made to wax Jonathan Yaniv's female balls.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

A troon ran for President. It won.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Your bank calls you on the phone and with a stern voice states "sir, this is your bank. We have a question about a recent purchase made to lolcow llc."

 

[Red Hood]

You have a pizza delivered. The delivery driver has left before you realize they gave you a pineapple and ham pizza.

 

[Shidoen]

You’re standing alone in a college bench. Suddenly outward Linkara’s dick flopped.

 

[Adamska]

You wake up. "Fuck my life".

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Tired of being stuck in so-called "virtual reality", the headset is almost thrown off.

But then the room looks off: low frame rate, texture-mapped walls, a more polygonal couch...

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

You suddenly hear funny clacking and slapping noises in your hallway
Flinging open the door, you find Eugenia Cooney eating a rice cake and slapping herself

 

[PFM]

Dinner tonight is delicious, honey, what is it? Your son.