Write a scary story in two sentences

[Ntwadumela]

You get a text message from someone wanting a blind date and you go, both willingly to a diner, blindfolded.

You both take off your blindfolds and you see Vordrak right before your eyes.

 

[Picklechu]

You wake up after a drunken one night stand.

"Hey y'all. It's Amy."

 

[Ntwadumela]

You send a dickpic to a hot Russian zookeeper.

Harambe comes out of his grave unscathed, looking alive and mounting you as he releases his banana smoothie inside.

 

[Ahffline]

The scalpel flashes above my midsection, but there's no way I can let the doctors know the anesthesia didn't work.

 

[Judge Holden]

The child hides sobbing in the wardrobe

Sadly she did not know that I got here first

 

[Dvorak93]

I met a dark and mysterious woman and fell for her instantly. The only thing larger than our love was her cock.

 

[Shokew]

I met a dark and mysterious woman whom I fell in love with, and she looks like this...

...And I realize I've made a horrible mistake - HELP ME - *Zzzzzzaaaappppp*

FTFY

 

[Ahffline]

I was confused at the dinner party last night, because Diane had mentioned having Jack over for dinner, only he never showed up. The pot roast she served was delicious though.

 

[Shokew]

I told one of my former students that he needed to leave and not come back - he said NO.
I knew what I had to do -

and it worked gloriously.

 

[c-no]

I slept earlier.

In my dreams lied a mtf transsexual that screamed in my face of transphobia, as though the being would swallow my soul and eat my flesh.

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

Timmy always wanted to have a police car when he was a kid, but his mother never bought him one.

He had all the police cars he wanted when he killed her.

 

[pickledance]

Posted story in this thread. @keksz thumbs me down.

 

[keksz]

@pickledance posts a shitty story in this thread. I dislike it.

amidoinitrite or need more salt

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

Marcus' school bully always told him nobody would ever like him. The fan mail Marcus receives in his cell begs to differ.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You spend an hour on Kiwi Farms. That's an hour of your life you're never getting back.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Don't be scared of the monsters, just look for them. Look to your left, to your right, under your bed, behind your dresser, in your closet but never look up, she hates being seen.

 

[c-no]

The Entersphere rose back from the dead.

All the Kiwi's would then die.

 

[SpessCaptain]

A man and a woman were alone, the man turns around and says: "Seem like we're the last two people on earth, m'lady."

 

[Shokew]

"I let my parents do this to me - I want them to."
"Oh, so you let your mom & dad barge into your room late at night so they can have dirty, disgusting vampire sex on you as if you're some kind of soft cushion pillow???"

 

[fcgh vgcf]

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