Write a scary story in two sentences

[liam dees]

You're a stickman and your job is to do nothing. An angry murderous rat appears in front of you.

 

[Catboy Ranch]

You click on the wrong YouTube video, forgetting that the speaker volume is set to maximum from the house party last night.

You cringe as you realize the mistake as you hear the unmistakable faggy voice booming from the living room where your father is sleeping on the sofa: "HAIII SISTERS!!!"

 

[Suspicious Bagel]

@Null made a forum. He calls it Kiwifarms.

 

[Syzyg]

Paper stacked high on the desk—reports misfiled from the month spent on vacation. They have to be filed by the end of the week or—like Steve—I will find myself on the street with nothing to my name.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

You're an assistant manager at a random Gamestop, just trying to get through another stressful day.
From twenty feet to your right a cartoonish voice blurts "DON'T CALL ANYBODY", and mere seconds later the source of this outburst is now raising a can of pepper spray at you.

 

[Snusmumriken]

You originally read the prompt as “two words.” Now you’re scrambling to think of something funny in two sentences.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Feeling stiff, you crack your neck. Then you realize you've unlocked third person view.

 

[Atypical Dog]

Bills due tomorrow.
Overdrafted today.

 

[Alexander Thaut]

I had to loose weight in a week so I ate indian take-out for a week.

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Hello new night white Kensington
surrounded by blacks

 

[OvercookedBacon]

You look up at the night sky, taking in the beauty of the stars and the brilliant full moon and ... wait a second.
Why is the moon getting closer and closer?

 

[AnsemSoD1]

I want to fuck niggers. I am going to fuck a nigger.

 

[mrfresh]

I drove to get a chicken sandwich.
Then I realized it was Sunday.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Some random lunchtime rowdy attacks you with a knife on the subway, and you manage to KO them with a lucky punch. You're the one arrested and charged for it.

 

[H.P. FuckYou]

Why do whitebois an' zipperheads be shootin up they skool? They do it cuz they can't get laid

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

You wake up and you are Indian man the end

 

[Liquid Kent]

What's worse than waking up as a non-white guy in a white man's world?

Waking up in this white man's world where Steven Seagal is considered peak cinema and that the boomer projection mentality is still around (and celebrated)

 

[Adamska]

I decided to read some of these horror couplets to see if they scare me. They do, but not for the reasons the writers hoped for.

 

[Pagan Min]

You smile to yourself as you lock the front door, safe and secure from that knife-wielding maniac outside.

Your smile fades as you hear the floorboards creak behind you, realizing you left the back door wide open.

 

[Obstacle]

I walk to the shops for milk, enter the store, walk to the fridge aisle, and see rows and rows of bags.
I realize I am in Canada.