Write a scary story in two sentences

[Pagan Min]

Jeremy just woke up after surgery, noticing the spot where his now-amputated right arm used to be.

He started screaming in a mixture of anger and horror, because they amputated the wrong arm.

 

[Pagan Min]

"Come into the kitchen, I have something to show you!", Greg's grandmother exclaimed cheerfully.

As the color drained from his face, Greg turned his head toward the fireplace mantel to stare at where his grandmother's urn sat.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

"Doctor, something is wrong - I can't feel my legs!"
"That's because we amputated both your arms."

 

[RougeRed]

It is my 96th birthday, and I'm watching the news from my hospice bed.

They announce that the drug that stops aging just became available to the public today.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

I had spent my life running away from skeletons.

Sadly, I realized too late that there was no running away from the skeleton within.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I open the fridge.

My Baja Blast and Crunchwrap Supreme have disappeared without a trace.

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

Stuck in a hotel with a furry convention. The pharmacy across the street has a discount on viagra.

 

[Adamska]

After a long shift from work, he opened the fridge to assemble a quick sandwich before going to bed. It was then that he noted that the fridge hasn't been working for hours; it was barely cooler than his apartment.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

Brianna Wu and Patrick Tomlinson are looking for a third person to play with in the bedroom. They've swiped right on your profile match.

 

[Pagan Min]

"All right, lemme check out what's the most recent stuff in Art & Literature!", you think to yourself as you click on the hyperlink.

The smile on your face fades away as you see that damned Pagan Min necroed the "Scary Story in 2 Sentences" thread...

 

[Pagan Min]

"Honey, come into the hallway, I've got something to show you!", your mother calls out in a bright and cheery manner.

Your eyes widen as you realize your mother's voice sounded quite raspy -- and that it was coming from under the bed...

 

[Pagan Min]

After many years of hard work, Jeff finally made a working time machine, and decided to have its first run take him a thousand years into the future!

Feeling himself withering from rapid old age, Jeff realized far too late that his machine had one glaring flaw...

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

America had an election. Kamala was elected president.

 

[Deus Exica]

"Blink once to consent to the donation of your organs."
My eyes are very tired.

 

[Adamska]

Feeling the need to snack, he grabbed a small handful of pistachios from a bag. As he cracked the first shell, a dead spider tumbled out.

 

[Pagan Min]

Feeling the need to snack, he grabbed a small handful of pistachios from a bag. As he cracked the first shell, a dead spider tumbled out.

Okay, that one not only gets a Horrifying rating from me, but a "Fuck this shit, I'm out" while taking a flamethrower to everything within a 5 mile range of those pistachios... LOL

 

[Jive]

Honey, were out of lube!

Dont worry, I have diarrhea.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I made a poopy, the dog ate it.
I disciplined my son promptly.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

for sale, baby shoes. covered in poo.

 

[liam dees]

"Come sit on my couch, dear child.
My casting couch."
-Epstein