Write a scary story in two sentences

[Yukako]

The last man on Earth heard a voice calling out for him. He was deaf.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

OP's mama hongree. She comin'

 

[Pagan Min]

"Okay, this time -- THIS time -- everything WILL be perfect!"

Ed let out a deep sigh, then went back to making his latest skinsuit from those "missing" co-eds.

 

[Pagan Min]

That's a cute serial killer Trick or Treat outfit there, bro! Wait a sec -- Halloween was LAST week... *stab stab slash stab*

 

[DogZero]

I can't remember anything.

She remembers everything.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I woke up. Josh was in my bedroom, staring at me.

 

[liam dees]

Artificial Intelligence has finally reached sentience!
Artificial Intelligence has finally reached sentience.

 

[Loris Yeltsin]

"Sorry, bro, but I used the rest of your milk for my cereal."

"That wasn't milk."

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Chris-chan presenting his new girlfriend: "This is my second MILF".

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Chris-Chan: So guys, I have some news. Flutter and I are having triplets!!!

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

I'm the last man in earth, I'm in an old public restroom.
There's no toilet paper.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Aliens have landed their invasion forces. But hey, they're thicc as hell...

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own. Your culture will adapt to service ours."

(Standard Borg greeting in Star Trek, didn't come up with that one.)

 

[Neodanthril]

"continue on martin Luther king junior boulevard for 9 miles"

"Check engine"

 

[liam dees]

Ah, God bless the white man, though I have revitiligo I am sure to have Aryan blood, all I need is the proof from this DNA results paper.

...It says here I'm 102 per cent black, with a 2 per cent margin of error.

 

[Adamska]

Thirsty, he put some lemonade powder into the bottle of water and took a good long drink. His eyes widened and he began to vomit; that was silicon oil.

 

[Obstacle]

Colloquially, one in a hundred people who appear to believe crazy shit, are onto something.
And it's never the optimistic ones.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

I got a notification at 2am that Null was streaming
he was playing a HYPER REALISTIC LESBO DATING SIMULATOR with REAL DIALOGUE OPTIONS FROM REDDIT

real story happened last night

 

[Rekeita's Kidneys]

Black neighborhood. No available 9 volt batteries.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

There was a rip in the seat of your pants all day.

No one told you.