Write a scary story in two sentences

[Malodorous Merkin]

Your daughter went to college.

She started having sex with niggers.

 

[We Are The Witches]

Everyone is writing like they're posting haikus.

The leaves fall, a cold winter approaches.

 

[Girahira]

It wasn’t long since Christian Chandler was released from prison, his mother left at mercy to the Alzheimer-clouded memory of his molestations.

With a gleam in his inbred dog’s eyes, he now boasts of his girlfriend’s upcoming motherhood.

 

[OvercookedBacon]

Success - you've managed to open a pediatric office and can now fulfill your dream of helping sick children get better.
You look at your chart and read the name of your first patient: Andrew Ditch.

 

[SneedleDee&SneedleDumb]

My exquisite fountain pen's ink flows so perfectly that it allows me to perfectly convey my inner thought to the world articulately through text and vividly with illustration. I lost it 3 months ago, and I'm moving out next week.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I saw a man freeze to death on the surface of the sun. A body left as it was found.

 

[Caveman]

I wrote a scary story in two sentences. It was great.

But I didn't.

 

[Hypnomouse]

After the doorbell ring at night, a note in your front porch:

"You left your bedroom window opened".

 

[TV's Adam West]

There's a new comment on a thread you love.
It's from null.

 

[Hypnomouse]

Arriving home, you happily kiss you wife lying in bed.

Although uplifted, you would never forgive yourself for the car accident that killed her.

 

[Hypnomouse]

You finaly die peaceafully.

All you can feel is you body slowly rotting.

 

[Hypnomouse]

You get inspired to write!

But on Kiwifarms.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Safe in bed you dream of new worlds.

But they already rule those worlds and the dark is their portal to yours.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The note was in my handwriting, and so detailed it could've been a diary.

But I lost my hands in an accident years ago.

 

[mindlessobserver]

A phone rings in the dark and you answer.

"Operator" came the response, followed by silence as the lights go out around you and the sound of breathing gets closer.

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

Who wants a Krabby Patty at three in the morning?
You awake only to find someone else ate your Krabby Patty.

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

You're always the first one in the office.

But today, you're late to work by 7 minutes, your boss is waiting for you.

 

[SanctedElectromagnetism]

then you remember that you work at the...


evil ass rape office

 

[Pagan Min]

You fulfill your duty and die a martyr, looking forward to your reward of 72 virgins.

As you're led to the apparatus you'll be strapped down to in the afterlife, you realize too late that those 72 virgins are all men that are going to rape you in the ass for all eternity...

 

[✨Tard-Star✨]

Unfortunately there's no lube in the afterlife.

The 72 virgins are also large, unwashed magic the gathering players.