Write a scary story in two sentences

[Executive Petrel]

A mad scientist named Elon took over the USA and became a dictator.

He called himself Reverse Christopher Columbus, as he made Indians the native population of america again.

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Thump, thump, thump, thump.

Here come yo fat mamma.
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Did I already do this in this thread? I'm giving myself deja vu.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

You take out the buttah, hoping to put it on the dawg.

Only to realize, the dawg is ON the buttah...

 

[The Fountainhead]

"The last man on Earth stood alone in a room. There was a knock at the door."

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

"Sup dawg. Thassa nice bike."

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

honey, why is the window open?
hello?

 

[Pagan Min]

"Honey, do you have a little better picture of Jason I could use?"

Stan sighed, then went back to making his son's Missing Person poster...

 

[WillyPete]

You clipped your tooth with nail clippers. And then bit into ice cream

 

[glass_houses]

You're home alone and there's a knock at the door.

It's Jonathon Yaniv, here to help you with your tampon.

 

[liam dees]

-What the fuck is happening?
-CHICKEN JOCKEY!

 

[Ratboy Genius]

I'm riding to my Happy Factory!
Little King John, what are you doing here?

 

[huesofmercury]

kiwi farms exists
tahts the story

 

[Althalus]

You ask God who your soulmate is, and he tells you.....

.....It's Chris-Chan

 

[Pagan Min]

"Okay, Chris -- I'm about to step into the time tunnel to fix whatever is causing our universe to collapse, so wish me luck!"

You watch as your friend steps through the shimmering portal, then gaze in horror as you -- and ONLY yourself -- start to fade from existence.

 

[Secret Boots]

I reached for my banana.

No banana.

 

[Programmer Socks]

Dad's home.

 

[glass_houses]

Kiwifarms has been down for a week. Today, a new landing page was created: it's a link to Joshua Moon's obituary.

 

[winterfag]

I wrote a scary story.



In two sentences.

 

[Ventrue]

Born in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales.

Died in Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg, Massachusetts.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

The raped
the raped