Write a scary story in two sentences

[PandaChai]

There are roughly 1.45 billion Indians on earth. And counting.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

Niggers. Niggers.

 

[Marc]

For years, I saw only death and desolation in the mirror.

It turned out to be an old Justin Bieber poster.

 

[glass_houses]

Knock, knock. I'm here.

 

[NiggerKing22]

Your last post was calling Joshua Moon a kike-loving niggerfaggot.
But you weren't on the PC that time...

 

[dcss]

The diasporic population of India (Indians who live elsewhere from India) is 35.4 million. The population of Switzerland, Ireland, Denmark, and Norway is 25.6 million.

 

[fist_of_khonshu]

"Mom and Dad, I have something to tell you. I'm a furry."

 

[Noyciciw]

My dad was at a museum, and saw a super realistic large spider taxidermy.
He returned to it later to find it was gone.

 

[Lagomorph Guy]

You check your notifications after posting a hilarious joke on Kiwi Farms. It's all trash cans...

 

[56 others]

Black people have moved in next door. They brought their pitbulls.

 

[Sloppy Party Bottom]

"What's up you cracker ass motherfucker!" Tyrone yelled.
Martin Luther Kind Jr. Boulevard seems like a nice place, I thought.

 

[Make Anime Illegal]

Your favorite lolcow gets pregnant. Not only did they bring the baby to term, they want to raise it.

This is actually less scary than the real story if you're a pat poster.

 

[Meiwaku]

You go to look at your favorite thread.
It has been featured.

 

[glass_houses]

Black people have moved in next door. They brought their pitbulls cane corsos.

ftfy

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

The government repeals welfare and civil rights.

 

[Second Alter Ego]

They begin to shovel dirt over your coffin. You're still conscious.

 

[Gog & Magog]

You attempt to open the Farms. Your eyes are greeted by the words, "500 internal server error: openresty".

 

[Gay Buttsex in the Ass]

Today, I had a job interview at a great company where I would do my dream job. The interviewer's first question was "Why do you have the same name and face as somebody with a KiwiFarms thread?"

 

[Naaaaaaa]

Love and hate are two sides of the same coin. As in, they are so closely bound, but will never face each other.

 

[soprianoschizoposter]

Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to shit but only farted