Write a scary story in two sentences

[Strange Rope Hero]

I tried so hard, and got so far.
But in the end, it doesn't even matter.

 

[mindlessobserver]

You answer your phone every day. But all the voices you hear are fictions of your brain.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I had sex with my wife for the first time in 2 years. She's been dead for 8.

 

[The Great Chandler]

O'Neil died at the age of twenty-four. He died again in his coffin.

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

You've just spent half your lifespan with nothing to show for it. You now have less than that amount of time left to prove otherwise.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

A woman has a baby girl.
It has four dads.

 

[BONE_Buddy]

You get a knock at the door.

It is an IRS agent with a big smile on his face.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

You chop your dick off.
You can still feel your boners.

 

[Adamska]

Not feeling like cooking today, you decide to have a hard boiled egg. Hey wait a minute... are yolks supposed to be green gray and smell like wet dog?

 

[Alex Krycek]

"He tried to rape me and I defended myself," I said to the night security deputy, who informed me that they had CCTV video of everything that happened that night.

"But wasn't that camera broken," I said and winked, and watched as the deputy grinned, then accidentally broke the camera and lost the videotape.

Someone reminded me of this. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.

 

[Arctic Fox]

Honey, I'm pregnant!

Uh, you have a penis.

 

[Psyduck]

Im hard

Your soft

 

[c-no]

Fuck, my ass.

It already prolapsed.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I won't hurt you.
As long as you don't see me, hiding under your bed.

 

[Shokew]

You're excited to ride a dragon for the hell of it, simply because it's your fantasy novel desire at the moment to do so.

That dragon came from Rick & Morty - it'll definitively be one helluva ride, alright.

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

Your cat is being especially affectionate today, snuggling you constantly and raising its rear to let you scratch it.
You can see the worms dangling from its butthole like loose spaghetti.

 

[TFT-A9]

Windows needs to update. Please wait while the update downloads...

 

[Harvey Danger]

It was a dark and stormy night, the day the world drowned. The floaters waited for a sun that would never rise again.

 

[Rupin]

I went inside of Chris’s room, and I couldn’t stand the smell. I turned to leave, and I saw Barb standing naked at the doorway looking like she had been dead for days.

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

You are not actually a Kiwi. You are a Skitzocows other identity, having a delusion.