Write a scary story in two sentences

[Army Burger]

As you fall into the vat of lava, you ponder one question. Will my death be instantaneous?

 

[Synthetic Smug]

This was supposed to feel good. He tried to cry out, but found he was no longer able.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

I woke up in my pod. Crickets and soy milk again.

 

[Army Burger]

It's time for your daily rations! "Oh boy, not cricket crisps again..."

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

Last night clubbing you've meet beautiful girl. Her name is Stefan

 

[Army Burger]

"What do you mean you had your penis removed? What was penetrating me then?"

 

[snailslime]

In the middle of the night, I woke up.
I saw Jessica Yaniv sitting at the edge of my bed.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

As the turbo-plague sweeps across the globe, it only leaves 0.005% of the population alive.

Autistic black trannies

 

[Army Burger]

This new supervirus left its victims moaning a peculiar sentence. "Must... have... dick..."

 

[Pinot Pierrot]

Shivering and stranded out in the raging blizzard, you hastily return to your car, twisting the ignition key.
The engine doesn't make a sound.

 

[Army Burger]

Suddenly, you hear the sound of radio static. The voices of the other survivors that you had met were no longer audible.

 

[KiwiToucher]

Your head jerks rhythmically again... oh right, this pain... I'm in hell.

Nothing but pain, can't think straight, oh God the pain, can't think... again... for eternity?

 

[Army Burger]

You desperately scream at the intruder. "It doesn't bend that way!"

 

[Non-Expert!]

As the ambiance blurs and dims, a tunnel of white light appears, a robed hand beckons, you follow, as the tunnel closes behind you.

As you say "I did my best to follow you my Lord, as I follow you into eternity" you hear a distant saxophone, the light dims, and the robed Tommy Jayne Wasserberg turns around, and says "yes"

 

[The Sauce Boss]

I heard it every week, over the radio, since the outbreak started- "I don't like Mondays," he said, and the gunfire began.

It hasn't been Monday in two months.

 

[Army Burger]

What are you talking about, Jon? You never had a cat or a dog!

 

[Adamska]

Ah, the delicious taste of deep fried chicken. Then, your throat begins seizing; oh fuck it's cooked in peanut oil.

 

[Army Burger]

With what remains of your energy, you shuffle through your backpack to find your EpiPen. Unfortunately you cannot find it.

 

[ManateeHunter]

You know that glass of m.ilk you're drinking? I coomed in it.

 

[Army Burger]

You sit down on the toilet and finally feel relief. Then something touches you from the toilet bowl.