Write a scary story in two sentences

[TaterBot]

With trembling hands, the astronomer swiftly adjusts the massive telescope toward the gigantic asteroid. There is no longer any doubt it will soon make a direct impact upon the planet earth.

 

[Army Burger]

The last day on Earth has arrived. There's no stopping the moon from crashing and destroying everything.

 

[cumrobbery]

Uh there's a guy. And he uhhh dies

 

[not william stenchever]

The prophecy has come true. The anal voring clown demons have come to consume us all.

 

[Army Burger]

You are merely a gingerbread man. Nothing can be done as your leg is ripped off.

 

[JambledUpWords]

You have a new job now. You must now wipe Kelly Lenza after she goes to the bathroom.

 

[Lady Pigroach]

I thought this said two words. So mine has two words.

Am hole.

 

[Army Burger]

I have no vagina. I must have my period.

 

[Adamska]

The door bell rings and you open the door. The IRS agent steps in.

 

[Army Burger]

You have run out of time. Game over.

 

[Barley]

You wake up. In Chris-chan's body.

 

[JambledUpWords]

You wake up. You realize that this is your wife:

 

[Batshit]

I'm pregnant. It's yours.

 

[Livecorpse]

As you slink away from the raging mob, you spare a quick glance over your shoulder to ensure you aren't being followed. You see a bright beam of green light flit upwards, towards your face, and then directly into your eyes.

 

[Adamska]

You lie in bed, unable to sleep. You go to work in less than 4 hours.

 

[Local Fed]

The sound of 100 Gecs draws near. The troons have arrived.

 

[DJ Grelle]

All is normal in your submarine as you cruise through the depths
Then someone knocks on the hatch

 

[Army Burger]

You begin to swim away from the hole in the ground. Suddenly, a long arm reaches out from the hole and grabs you.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

You lie in bed, unable to sleep. You go to work in less than 4 hours.

You wake up, better rested than usual. You wonder how much time you have left to get ready - but your interview was already 4 hours ago.

 

[Army Burger]

With much sadness, you drop the handkerchief. As it falls, the soldiers fire their guns.