Write a scary story in two sentences

[The Real SVP]

That ain't no nigger.

 

[Army Burger]

You read the post above yours. It isn't in two sentences.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

She took it out, it was nine inches. "Open wide," she said.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Oh shit. I forgot to renew my license tabs and it's the last day of the month.

 

[Army Burger]

She couldn't believe that this could happen to a woman. But the reality was that she had AIDS.

 

[Orion Balls]

I caught the bus today. The crazy old woman wasn't there.

 

[Army Burger]

At first, you think nothing of the loud noise that hit your car. Then you start to feel something drip out of your leg.

 

[Orion Balls]

Sometimes, I feel like getting drunk in my own neighborhood. Tonight, I decided to hit the local bar, and I just petted a black lady's hair, because it looked soft.

 

[General Tug Boat]

"In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep."

 

[Army Burger]

After many years of belief, you've come to a horrifying realization. There is no higher power.

 

[Atomic Wangler]

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha. Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha.

 

[Army Burger]

Sticks and stones may break my bones. But this gun will do much worse.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

You check the calendar.

It's 2020.

 

[The Whore of Babylon]

this dick

 

[Liber Pater]

It's never fun waking up with a hangover, a sore ass and a strange scar above your right hip. But every city has it's surprises, and Bangkok is no exception.

 

[Livecorpse]

"Hi, I'm Carol from HR. I'd like to have a word with you about a complaint we received."

 

[Basil II]

You're a 10 year old girl

You see Jonathan Yaniv.

 

[Army Burger]

"My name is Christine. Would you like to have a sleepover at my house?"

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Just for fun you google your name.
First result is Kiwi Farms

 

[Army Burger]

As you struggle to open your airway, you make one last comment. "I... can't... breathe..."