Write a scary story in two sentences

[Cheesegirl78]

You're locked in a room with ForeverKailyn.
She's horny and naked.

 

[Army Burger]

"Hey guyths!" "I'm pwegnant!"

 

[Dustlord]

You wake up from a pleasant dream and feel an arm around you. You live alone.

 

[Basil II]

I had sex with my wife for the first time in 2 years. She's been dead for 8.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler

This basically happened.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I'm pregnant and you're the father. I'm gonna kill all three of us.

 

[Dustlord]

You stop to catch your breath and look around. You realize its much closer than you thought.

 

[Army Burger]

As you look to your side you come to a horrifying realization. Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

The last woman on earth is ready to repopulate the earth with you. Then she has her period.

faggot. periods are merely practice-time. grow up.

 

[Army Burger]

As you finish constructing your treehouse from the inside, something hits you. You realize you forgot to build a door.

 

[Documenter]

The bump under my eye is getting more itchy every minute, I'm trying not to scratch it too much. Wouldn't want to harm the life that is growing inside of me, can't wait to be a proud parent.

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

There was a man who ejaculated when he tried to piss and pissed only when he came. Doctors fought to save him, but his bladder ruptured before they could find the plans for the Nazi pedal powered masturbation machine that would have been his Lorenzo's oil.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

You turned on the TV to watch Samurai Pizza Cats, but instead you hear “おっとどっこい過去、おっとどっこい未来、
エドロポリスはヒステリー。“

Your face when you realized you’re in Japan.

 

[Army Burger]

You groggily stumble out of bed to see what's making the noise in the kitchen. You turn on the lights to see a giant grizzly bear rummaging through the kitchen.

 

[Begemot]

@BoxerShorts47 looked up from his phone, startled. The man he was taking photos of was striding towards him, angrily....

 

[Army Burger]

You check Facebook, and discover something horrifying. Your nudes have leaked.

 

[Punished Magician]

"Son, we need to talk" said your dad, he and the family sitting around the table. On the table was a stack of papers, containing every post you've ever made on Kiwi Farms.

 

[Adamska]

The sacrifice. It's time.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

My last wish was to be the richest person on Earth. The genie handed me a dollar bill, and I suddenly felt very alone...

 

[Slimy Time]

You lie awake, unable to move or speak. "This one is the correct patient", says the surgeon, "begin the gender reassignment surgery".

"You will reincarnate as the protagonist of the last film you watched", instructed God. "No!", you cry, not "Johnny got his gun".

 

[Fromtheblackdepths]

"You know what,Abraham? This shower is getting really hot right now."