WTF is With Phil's Hand?

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Male pattern baldness that's what it is. Just shows you never really taken your hormones you wannabe.
 
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That hair isn't thinning it's fleeing in terror from Phil's filthy scalp.
 
I'm going to say it's a staph infection caused by poor hygiene around his shitty tattoos. The real question is if it is going to stay localized in that hand or advance to full-blown sepsis.
 
He's literally the human version of the "Hey did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face then you're retarded/have cancer" trick
 
SOINCHU said:
I know trans women want to look out for each other, even taking care of the weird ones who don't pass and are in a bad place in their life. But how many nice women are gonna have to get called "ableist, transmysoginist, blah blah fucking blah" by Phil before everyone figures out what a worthless human-shaped tool Phil is?

I guess he moves around and in and out of enough circles to always find new bridges to burn but surely at some point there are gonna be enough stories of a weird unpassable balding drama queen named "Isabel" (or whatever name he makes up next week). At least I hope so. Its getting real old watching him fuck over everyone who tries to give him the time of day.
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Phil's not a tool. A tool is something that does useful work.
 
Hooves has medical coverage and doesn't need to go to the ER for medical care. I think Hooves just likes fabricating "emergencies" out of a sense of drama and self-importance.

Make an appointment and go to a damn doctor, Hoovy. You've got plenty of time and a Medicare card.
 
Far be it from me to try and derail the Potatoboy diagnosis thread but I'll be willing to bet this is two fold.

Namely he complained about tendonitis which can cause swelling in and around the joint where it's located. Also, if he's gotten a kind of brace for it or tension bandage he might have been putting it on too tight which causes fluid to build up in the affected area which can cause swelling and make it look like a bloated corpse that's been left in the water too long.

My money is on that as the simpler answer to this.
 
I had a mouth like his I would cover it when I talked or took pictures out of shame as well.

It does make me wonder if his teeth have started to go from TJ Church to Nick Bate in the past couple years.
 
Phils hair is so greasy it looks like he rubbed lard through it.
 
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