Wtf is wrong with zoomers? - An analysis

This isn't to say that a Zoomer tag isn't appropriate for some terminally online youngsters, or that this subforum should exist in the current state in perpetuity. I just don't see a better alternative at the moment, and I also feel that while discoveries have slowed, this story isn't over yet and we as plebs and perhaps the staff as well may have a clearer view in a month or so as to what may be the best way forward.
It really depends on whether any kind of legal action erupts out of this, other than the obvious Chris stuff. Any time legal stuff arises out of lolcows it goes on for a long time, even if much of it is continuance, continuance, continuance, probation and a fine. I think that would be the likely outcome of anything involving Bella.
 
No-one likes getting shat on but it's their turn now and the least they could do is take it on the chin in good humor. Being little pissbabies about it just makes it worse, if you can't laugh at yourself everyone else will more than make up for it.
Why?
The millennials and gen xers sperging out over how evil and detached gen z is do it with a completely straight face and also like to blame boomers at every possible occasion.
There is no semblance of maturity or self-awareness in the drivel they spew, so why not call a spade a spade?
Gen Z aren't the ones foaming at the mouth about other generations. If you ask me, the laughing stock of this entire discourse are the people spouting absurd shit like "Gen Z are all sociopaths", not the people calling out the retardation for what it is
 
Zoomer this, Zoomer that.

I doubt most people who fall within that age range have any idea who Bella is, who Chris Chan is and what The Farms are.

Quit beating up on folks just because their parents fucked in a certain year.
I birthed two zoomers and will criticize that utterly reprobate generation whenever I please. Next suggestion.
 
Have all of you supposed oldfags learned nothing? All you need to do is relentlessly spite and ridicule them until they become sniveling crying messes afraid of posting without having lurked for a minimum of 2 years. Works every time.
 
The hypothetical first generation gestated externally.
Ohhh. No clue. Maybe that generation becomes far more sober (albeit violent against earlier generations maybe) due to mounting agricultural and failure. If not, no clue. I genuinely can't imagine it. I doubt many people in the late 90s could even come close to imagine what it would turn into. Serial Experiments Lain was their best shot, and it is somehow conservative.
 
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