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Who will implode first?

  • 8clave Remnants

    Votes: 10 15.6%
  • 4chan

    Votes: 3 4.7%
  • Reddit

    Votes: 19 29.7%
  • Kiwifarms

    Votes: 2 3.1%
  • The United States

    Votes: 30 46.9%

  • Total voters
    64
Update, we have mineshaft and our tent city has been erected, we have already lost atleast three kiwis to wildlife, some repeatedly. Everything is going great and the guard tower should be up soonTM

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So i've just spawned and don't really know where to go. Keep in mind I haven't installed the mods suggested above. I also see a red ray in the distance.
 
So i've just spawned and don't really know where to go. Keep in mind I haven't installed the mods suggested above. I also see a red ray in the distance.
cross the water to the north, then follow the shore west, I will attempt to come for you and bring you a horse.
edit: not seeing you at the Jenn Kellon spawn @Lemurakk
 
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cross the water to the north, then follow the shore west, I will attempt to come for you and bring you a horse.
edit: not seeing you at the Jenn Kellon spawn @Lemurakk
Yeah, sorry, some guests came to my house. Won't be able to connect today, though i'll try and go where you said tomorrow, sorry for the inconveniences.
 
Give me autistic ratings. I deserve it for getting this shit done on day one.
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Something something Ninja Rope.

no, but seriously, I tried this once and was baffled, but I might try it when I get home tonight.

sorry, I don’t have time to read the whole thread right now, but if it’s not aready covered - if I have the steam version, does it use my Steam User Name, or can I set my own?
 
Something something Ninja Rope.

no, but seriously, I tried this once and was baffled, but I might try it when I get home tonight.

sorry, I don’t have time to read the whole thread right now, but if it’s not aready covered - if I have the steam version, does it use my Steam User Name, or can I set my own?
you set your own, don't worry.
 
Kiwitown (we still need a name) is good fun. A bunch of rat niggers were spawned in our mines just before getting off for the night, lead by Angela Merkel(the largest rat). Won't be on till tonight, so I'll probably be massively overtaken, but it was nice briefly being the top of the leader boards for mining.

Hopefully we can start making things look nice.
 
edit: admins are trying to clean up the hosts GIMP painted mess and I have received an earnest apology. Situation with lack of trees is slowly improving. We shall see what happens.
the twelve of us have completed a 25x25 foundation for a big fort

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Give me autistic ratings. I deserve it for getting this shit done on day one.
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edit: admins are trying to clean up the hosts GIMP painted mess and I have received an earnest apology. Situation with lack of trees is slowly improving. We shall see what happens.
the twelve of us have completed a 25x25 foundation for a big fort

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hang on, did someone tried to troll you guys?

aw geez the fucking flashbacks...
 
The settlement of kiwitown has been founded. if you join the game tomorrow, type /tell konradtheunwise REEEE GET ME IN (or something) and you will be assaulted with multiple village invitations until you kneel. you will get one free village teleport either right then and there or to save for an emergency instead if you chose to make the short walk to us.
 
what the fuck is wurm in dumbass terms
Wurm unlimited is essentially developer built and endorsed private server client for the MMO wurm online. Wurm in dumbass terms is "form a village with your retard friends and fight other retards or kick back and help your village accumulate wealth and style"
alternatively "autistic high-magic sandbox"
Life is feudal is the only thing that ever came close to it in regards to design, minus the part where life is feudal sucked extreme ass.

There is content for any kind of player, animal hoarder, shekel hoarder, house-decorator types, everything decorator types, hardcore grind for the hell of it, beating up other nerds or creatures or just the satisfaction of feeling needed by your fellow kiwis because they rely on you for the villages finest weapons.
the steam video probably outlines it the fastest.
 
Interesting, i will have to obtain this game
Oh shit link provided, awesome
 
So where you boys at, I finished the little tutorial and headed north along the river- it was from the JK spawn right?
 
So where you boys at, I finished the little tutorial and headed north along the river- it was from the JK spawn right?
North across the river, then continue west. You will hear the sounds of industry/some poor soul getting raped by local fauna when you are close. Make sure you have your noob buffs or you will aggro everything on the way there.
 
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Todays update, we were forced to fight off a horde of crabs as a team as our village had been invaded by many.
A good view of our tent city and the finished fortification walls and an external manor. Things will start looking nicer soon as we stop living in a favela.

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