X-Com UFO Defense: Kiwi Farms Edition - Autists Vs Illegal Aliens

[Overcast]

Wouldn't Snakemen be considered "Scalies"?

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Wouldn't Snakemen be considered "Scalies"?

Probably

Newest part is out:

Special Awards go to:
@Hortator
@Bad Times Both get the "Rasputin award of excellence" for surviving a mission that should of killed everyone.

 

[Bad Times]

I CAN'T BE BEAT. SNAP SHOT GOD. SQUADIES WISH THEY COULD BE ME.

 

[0 0]

Man, I got sniped.

 

[Namesarehardtocomeupwith]

First a shot from the back and now abandoned with a fatal wound

this army is so trash I want to defect to the alien side

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

First a shot from the back and now abandoned with a fatal wound

this army is so trash I want to defect to the alien side

Don't worry we have plenty of anal probes here too.

 

[Overcast]

Boy, it's a good thing the aliens are as incompetent as us.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

New part:

Lemmings service medal to @Cricket for dying despite my best efforts to stop you.

 

[Bad Times]

This is the classic heroes tale where the strapping young men are devasted in defeat in what seems to be unwinnable odds, only to return one day to win somehow.

This is my favourite arc in stories, go team! Cowards live another day.

 

[Zvantastika]

Boy, it's a good thing the aliens are as incompetent as us.

Now that I think of it, it makes perfect sense, the first wave is always the cannon fodder in any offense, so it's the exceptional aliens against exceptional humans, both sides win regardless of how many die.

 

[OhGoy]

i didn't panic, i instead saw my chance to be free of Daffodil's oppressive (and incompetent) regime and took it

if the aliens kill me, so be it, i would have eventually died under Daffodil's leadership anyways

any fate is better than one under his command

OhGoy III... i wish you the best of luck

 

[jewelry investor]

I'm too valuable to be sent on missions. Good luck everybody else

 

[Overcast]

I remember Chryssalids being a pain in the ass in the 2012 reboot of XCOM. I bet they're even worse here.

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

I remember Chryssalids being a pain in the ass in the 2012 reboot of XCOM. I bet they're even worse here.

Imagine if they could move and attack three times. Instantly killed soldier and had the health of a sectopod. Oh and no matter what you do Zombies always turn into more lids.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I think I came up with an improved X-COM logo inspired by our infallible commander:

 

[WW 635]

Being turned in to a flesh eating monster and then shot isn't the worst way I could see being taken out tbf

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

Being turned in to a flesh eating monster and then shot isn't the worst way I could see being taken out tbf

It's not much of a change.

 

[0 0]

I remember Chryssalids being a pain in the ass in the 2012 reboot of XCOM. I bet they're even worse here.

Imagine if they could move and attack three times. Instantly killed soldier and had the health of a sectopod. Oh and no matter what you do Zombies always turn into more lids.

Every person (including myself) who started with the modern Xcom and went back to the originals' reaction to the Chyssalid is first "haha what is this stupid thing" to "OH GOD MY WHOLE SQUAD IS ZOMBIES" and it's never not that.

Also if you clone me, make me _02 instead of _01 II.

 

[jewelry investor]

Every person (including myself) who started with the modern Xcom and went back to the originals' reaction to the Chyssalid is first "haha what is this stupid thing" to "OH GOD MY WHOLE SQUAD IS ZOMBIES" and it's never not that.

Also if you clone me, make me _02 instead of _01 II.

You should be one of the tanks instead of a soldier. Is it possible to rename tanks?

 

[Tranhuviya]

KILLS>0

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