Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

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That conference fucking sucked. Some people have negro fatigue, but I've straight up got nigger exhaustion. Fable fucking killed me, I don't think the retards making the new one know anything about the original game, it looked like a shitty too cool for school Marvel flick and the pajeet lead character was a serious no-no for me.

And don't fucking bring up Whisper or Thunder, those two were good characters playing a very specific role that stood out but had a good backstory as to why. This is going to just be yet another Witcher 3 clone where every third person is an inexplicable nog including the protagonist (who won't be customizable, and even if they are, a speaking role means they will be insufferable anyway sla Saints Row 2022)


Just pure slop.
 
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For once, I agree that there was absolutely fucking nothing good to be had from either this showcase or the PC Gaming showcase.

Well, okay, there was Like A Dragon, but that's literally it.

This the kind of shit that makes a nigga want to doompost about video games. Unironically.
 
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Every showcase this year fucking sucked, and it's really a sign of horrible things to come IMO

Seriously, the only thing Xbox had going for it was that Fable and Perfect Dark were announced YEARS ago, and we still don't have shit to show for it.

Forget about exclusives, this is going to be a generation with a huge drought of major games period, especially with the way developers meander around for 3-5 years and then shit something out in a mad rush within 1 or 2 after that.

I'd feel bad for all the niggers that were dumb enough to jump in on PS5 and Xbox Series X but hey they're niggers and help bring about this awful state of the industry. Fuck em

In the end I bet that there won't even be a true game designed for PS5 or Xbox Series. By the time developers finish anything now it will be time for PS6 and neXt box so you know that will be cross gen too.
 
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Mega Black said:
(who won't be customizable, and even if they are, a speaking role means they will be insufferable anyway sla Saints Row 2022)
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I'm legitimately surprised that Bethesda learned their lesson from Fallout 4 and didn't include a speaking role for the MC in Starfield.

Having one in Fable, though, is even dumber. You're right that it's made by a bunch of retards that have no idea what Fable is about.
 
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FatMebius said:
Man, Atlus/Sega sure is dead-set on not just making a definitive version of Persona 3. Like, each existing version has it's own pros and cons. P3FES has non-gimped cutscenes, but not being able to turn the party AI off sucks. P3P has a female protag option for girls and homos, and manual control for all the party members, but also turns the game into even more of a visual novel. P3Re was their chance to make a game that does it all.

Instead, they confirm that no FES or P3 content is there. Now, it's modern day Sega and Atlus so I'm fully expecting them to charge 30 dollars so you get that content as DLC. Even if it's not DLC, it's still a baffling move to not just make a version that encompasses all.

Seeing footage of Re: Fantasy was nice though. Or whatever weird-ass Italian title it has now. Looks cool. Pretty much the only announcement that wowed or surprised me. Anyone excited for Bethesda's latest slop should wear a badge that says "retard" on it at all times. Cyberpunk DLC featuring tranny porn stars and literal shit-eating porn stars won't be any good either.
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Well fuck, my excitement for P3Re just dropped off a cliff, specially since I know a year later they will release the pimped out version with extra waifu with the totes true ending. I have already done the same thing twice, playing P4 and P5 base and not being willing to even humor playing the expanded version later, so guess I wait indefinitely for that then.
 
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Starfield confirmed locked at 30fps on X|S.

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Giving me a nice Redfail feeling
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To be fair, this is like one of the few things Todd has actually been upfront about. Or at least as upfront as he can get. He's said in interviews for a while now, and specifically in regards to Starfield for like a year or so, that they strive for stability over 60fps, which is marketing speak for "we're not going to ship it out at 60fps"
 
Chaotic Pizzaparty said:
That conference was utterly abysmal there was hardly no gameplay.
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I think everyone's being a little over negative here. This wasn't some utterly abysmal conference. Microsoft had more than three games in the line up, actually did show gameplay for some of them, while the rest at least were shown in-engine, Starfield looks amazing and the third party titles were legitimately good. It was definitely better than Sony's showcase.
 
SiccDicc said:
Passion.

Honestly the best way to describe the shit they gave us in the trailer was - as an insightful youtuber commented - "Forspoken 2". It's not Fable.
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Forspoken 2 is the game that came after Fable, the Louisiana inspired nigger fantasy game, I don't even remember the name anymore.
 
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The Demon Pimp of Razgriz said:
I think everyone's being a little over negative here. This wasn't some utterly abysmal conference. Microsoft had more than three games in the line up, actually did show gameplay for some of them, while the rest at least were shown in-engine, Starfield looks amazing and the third party titles were legitimately good. It was definitely better than Sony's showcase.
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Starfield might actually be good but I refuse to be swindled by the Lord of Lies and I'm gonna wait on it for a long while.
 
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ShitLurker said:
Well fuck, my excitement for P3Re just dropped off a cliff, specially since I know a year later they will release the pimped out version with extra waifu with the totes true ending. I have already done the same thing twice, playing P4 and P5 base and not being willing to even humor playing the expanded version later, so guess I wait indefinitely for that then.
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Yeah. They really took a page outta Capcom's remake playbook for this one. As in, charge you again for content that was in the OG's release, but it is DLC or a full-on separate title.
 
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Oh my god that Fable trailer was...terrible! Absolutely fucking terrible!

I understand that they wanted to create an unique giant which is a nice idea...but an 'updated for modern audience' Saints Row looking mfer with problem glasses who constantly talks uninteresting garbage throughout the whole trailer?? WHAT THE FUCK?? His whole presence destroys any immersion.

And what's up with the giant drop in quality when it comes to main characters? Her design is so fucking plain and boring. They didn't even try to give her unique features. I wouldn't care if this was a new IP but the Fable main characters never looked so unappealing.
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Fable 3: Generic but visually nice. Also you can change their appearance.

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Fable 2: weird but they grow up and you can change their appearance.

But the new main character looks like an NPC. The goddamn hero looks like an unimportant side character!

The trailer gives potential customers a catastrophic first impression. Even if you can change her appearance, using the most boring look is such a bad idea, omg! And if you decide to do it at least show a few customization options.
 
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Mega Black said:
That conference fucking sucked. Some people have negro fatigue, but I've straight up got nigger exhaustion. Fable fucking killed me, I don't think the retards making the new one know anything about the original game, it looked like a shitty too cool for school Marvel flick and the pajeet lead character was a serious no-no for me.

And don't fucking bring up Whisper or Thunder, those two were good characters playing a very specific role that stood out but had a good backstory as to why. This is going to just be yet another Witcher 3 clone where every third person is an inexplicable nog including the protagonist (who won't be customizable, and even if they are, a speaking role means they will be insufferable anyway sla Saints Row 2022)


Just pure slop.
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You, uhh, realize the person talking in that trailer was an enemy boss that you kill, right?
 
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