Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

But his image to the average Xbox gamer is bulletproof. Immune to criticism. A great leader.
Because he's just a gamer like us dood!
Phil Spencer will likely go down as having one of the single greatest public relations teams in media history.
I don't think it takes much to convince microshills though. After all these people are shilling one of the worst (if not the worst) companies on planet Earth, Microsoft.
 
Expect Xbox to start going away when we finally reach that next gen.
people seem to forget we're still near the beginning of this gen, the mid-era refreshes haven't even been released yet. And they were already planning on vanishing if gamepass didn't work out in 2027. I have a hard time believing they'll do more than just constant refreshes and do away with the idea of generations altogether
 
Bro the Xbox hasn't had an actual system seller since... Halo Reach? Everything they've made since then has just been the same recycled four games over and over again: Halo, Fable, Forza and Gears of War. And what makes it extra pathetic is that each of those games (Not sure about Forza tho) lost their original developer and had their sequels outsourced to mediocre studios that failed to capture what the made the original developer's games so special in the first place.
They tried with Sea of Thieves, lol. I don't know much about that game, but I think it launched in a terrible state and got updates over the years, but nothing substantial enough to matter.

people seem to forget we're still near the beginning of this gen
No we aren't, we're over three years in. Even No Games PS3 had some heavy hitters by early 2010.
 
Phil Spencer will likely go down as having one of the single greatest public relations teams in media history. Everything he touches turns to dust. He is incompetent and a massive liar. But his image to the average Xbox gamer is bulletproof. Immune to criticism. A great leader.
To be fair, Spencer was coming after the walking disaster that was Don Mattrick, so all he had to do was not shit the bed, and he would have been loved.
 
NEW RUMOR: Philip Spencer might (finally) leave the Xbox executive team. All Xbox first-party titles will be released on PS5 six months after launch. Phil himself will make an announcement and talk about these changes in detail a week from now.
The announcement next week will be made by Microsoft. Not Xbox.
To be fair, Spencer was coming after the walking disaster that was Don Mattrick, so all he had to do was not shit the bed, and he would have been loved.
It wasn't Don Mattrick's fault. It was Microsoft that wanted to expand the Xbox to become multimedia because they wanted to expand the Xbox. The Kinect was a surveillance camera. The sad part is that it would've worked if their game output didn't go to shit (after Phil was put in charge).
 
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It wasn't Don Mattrick's fault. It was Microsoft that wanted to expand the Xbox to become multimedia because they wanted to expand the Xbox. The Kinect was a surveillance camera. The sad part is that it would've worked if their game output didn't go to shit (after Phil was put in charge).
Don may not be the only person at fault for Microsoft's screw ups during that period, or even the main culprit, but he's fully on the hook for his own statements and the piss pour job Microsoft did in selling it to people. That was all him. And his further screw ups when he became CEO of Zynga only prove that he was always an incompetent moron.
 
To be fair, Spencer was coming after the walking disaster that was Don Mattrick, so all he had to do was not shit the bed, and he would have been loved.
Spencer signed off on the idea. He was Mattricks' boss, and, for all the hate I have for Don, he had a vision, it was a terrible one, but he made it happen.

Spencer has promised 120fps gaming and VR TWICE! and it has never materialised. He is the classic bullshit talking manager who gets promoted despite his blatant incompetence and lies. He is a smarmy, out-of-touch, detestable cunt who is too fat to wear a suit and too autistic to be an entertaining coke-head nutcase like Ballmer.
 
Spencer signed off on the idea. He was Mattricks' boss, and, for all the hate I have for Don, he had a vision, it was a terrible one, but he made it happen.

Spencer has promised 120fps gaming and VR TWICE! and it has never materialised. He is the classic bullshit talking manager who gets promoted despite his blatant incompetence and lies. He is a smarmy, out-of-touch, detestable cunt who is too fat to wear a suit and too autistic to be an entertaining coke-head nutcase like Ballmer.
But I thought he was a real gamer just like me!!!!
 
but he's fully on the hook for his own statements and the piss pour job Microsoft did in selling it to people.
We want the Xbox One to commandeer your living room. You will not use it just for games anymore, but for movies, music, and all other forms of entertainment! The Xbox One will also come with a Microsoft surveillance camera so we can watch you as you enjoy all the great media that the console offers.
Come up with a script to sell this dystopian technology to a crowd of gamers. Microsoft wants you to memorize the script and read it live in less than a week. Good luck.
 
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