Xbox Game Studios Stupidity Hate Thread Game Pass Edition

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There's a rumor going around the entire Perfect Dark gameplay trailer was fake.

7 years of development for a fake trailer :story: :story: :story:
It has to be. If it was anywhere close to done they would have kept the project going. We'll just have to see if this is it or if, say, Sledgehammer Australia brings up the rear in layoffs.
 
Maybe if she was older, it could've done decently well.
There was no hope for Perfect Dark to be a good game. When you have these types of people making the game.

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I still remember when the DNF development cycle was seen as an outlandish, insane waste of resource and indicative of gross mismanagement, yet nowadays most AAA games take nearly as long to complete development and likely cost ten times more.
Well, now we have GTA VI ballooning $1 billion in development costs, Beyond Good and Evil 2 still in development hell, Concord and its studio shutting down two weeks after launch after eight years and $400 million and now MS's $69 billion Activision acquisition tanking any chance of recoup costs. Overinflated budgets with nickel and diming consumers will be the death of this industry, if not soon enough.
 
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About Perfect Dark, like I said in the other thread, it's about fucking time. All these years and they had absolutely nothing to show and somehow they had 2 studios working on it (one being the game director's former studio).

The worst thing that could happen to Xbox is about to happen...
By the way it's part of a directive from Microsoft, they want to have a woman (black if possible) in every leadership position.
Microsoft has hired way too many people and half of them (if not more) shouldn't even be in the industry to begin with.
Look at the state of 343i, they can rebrand and change engine as many times as they want, they will never be able to make a Halo game but they sure can find the resources to make a special skin for your Spartan for the ESG-friendly months.
 
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There's a rumor going around the entire Perfect Dark gameplay trailer was fake.
Not a rumor. It's a 'trailer' like Killzone II's infamous E3 trailer. People were calling this out literally during the initial reveal.
7 years of development for a fake trailer
Yes but at least trans faggotry was supported so Microsoft didn't lose sight of its actual goal with this project.
 
>gamers were a mistake
You know, you have to wonder if people like this faggot even use their brains to think for more than a fucking second before they spew the shit they spew.

If your job is a "level designer" for a video game, then that automatically means gamers are your target audience. Therefore, if the vast majority of gamers are criticizing your work, the one thing you DON'T immediately do is trash talk them.

If you didn't want to deal with gamers, then you picked the wrong fucking job dude. That's like someone that chooses to be a plumber and then complains about dealing with literal shit every day.

Seethe more faggot. The less input you have on anything video game related, the better.
 
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Microsoft doesn’t need fan service projects anymore.

You will rent CoD on Gamepass™ and you will be happy.
 
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"If we just insult our customers enough, surely they'll start buying our shoddy products again."

Honestly, how hard is it to just make the things your customers openly tell you they want?
Look at the success of Clair Obscure EXP 33 and Stellar blade. Obviously hot Asian chicks is what gamers want. In all seriousness, get rid of the suits and let the designers actually work.
 
Go to hell. Now I have to move home.
Good, begone demon. Haunt us no more.

Imagine being Gabe Newell and watching your competition trying to out retard eachother
It's utterly incredible how all he had to do was "nothing" to emerge the major winner in the last ten years amid such competition. It's equally incredible that nobody else noticed, figured it out, or attempted the same.

And yes, I know Valve didn't do literally nothing -- Steam Deck, Half Life Alex, Valve Index, Dota2, TF2, CS, etc., all came along (or have continued on maintenance) in this period -- but compared to the rest of the industry, they just practically sat there doing very little compared to everyone else and it just worked out anyway. It's literally this meme made real:
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