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Interestingly, that "Fat Acceptance" madwoman who's somehow got permission to run a "Fat Studies" class at one american educational institute has XOJane articles listed as required reading materials...
 
She farted, and women in the whole train applauded.

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If she isn't a tranny, she has man-passing privilege.
 
Interestingly, that "Fat Acceptance" madwoman who's somehow got permission to run a "Fat Studies" class at one american educational institute has XOJane articles listed as required reading materials...

Nothing says academic excellence and peer review like clickbait web articles on a "curriculum" about being a fucking hamplanet.
 
This clusterfuck of an article keeps popping up on my feed. At first I thought it was going to be some nice empowering tale about beating the shit out of an obvious scumbag, but, well...
http://www.xojane.com/issues/i-got-revenge-on-my-rapist

Sean sat next to me in the booth. I ordered a julienne salad with blue cheese dressing, and he stuck his stubby fingers in it, stealing my American cheese like he was my boyfriend.

Two hours later, I lay spread eagle on the living room hardwood, cringing as Leah's fingers inched inside me in search of my tampon because I couldn't get it out myself. Thirty seconds in, she gasped, her face contorting.

"Oh God, Emily. I'm sorry."

She pulled out a used condom. Behind it, the tampon. My words and tears came simultaneously.

"Leah, I think I was raped."

What the fucking fuck

I don't even know where to start. First of all, how deep is your vagina that you lose that many things inside it that you need help digging them out? I mean... what?
How does that conversation even go?
"Hey I had sex last night and I think I lost some stuff in there I need help getting it out."
"No problem girl, I got you!"
"...wait, what the hell is this?"
"O my god I think I was raped!"

Like.. what.. I would be really really weirded out if anyone requested I reach around in their vagina in a non sexual manner.
This is also the Leah girl's first mention in this article. Is she a roommate? Best friend? Girlfriend? Some chick the author met on Craigslist whose specialty is locating lost tampons? I have no idea.
Oh and in case you were wondering, the link in that quote leads to an article about a woman who apparently found a wad of cat hair in her vagina. I don't know how, I didn't read that far. But it sure seems like a really appropriate thing to link to in a paragraph about a woman discovering a rape condom in her vagina, right? Let's read on.

I knew that even if I did have a strong case, justice would require months of being re-traumatized by the repeated telling of my story. The defense would probably slut-shame me. I would have to see Sean in court. And if I wanted to be taken seriously, I would have had to go to the emergency room for a rape kit, subjecting myself to further violation.

Slut shaming wasn't really a thing in 2010. Also a rape kit is terrible but getting the mysterious Leah, who isn't mentioned in this article outside of the tampon expedition, to root around in your vag right after you've been raped is a-ok I guess?

I was inspired by stories of women who sought vengeance. There was Lisbeth Salander, the fictional hero of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, who tattooed "I AM A SADISTIC PIG, A PERVERT, AND A RAPIST" on her abuser. There was the pregnant woman in Turkey who decapitated her repeat rapist and brought his head to town. There was the woman who set her daughter's rapist on fire outside of a bar. And there was Lorena Bobbitt, who cut her rapist husband's penis off.
The Turkish woman beheaded her rapist in 2012 and was just so awesome that afterwards she time traveled to 2010 and encouraged this brave xojane author to go islam on her rapist's ass.

My ex-boyfriend and I drove to Sean's house blasting Tupac's "Hail Mary" and rapping along to the intro: "I ain't a killer, but don't push me. Revenge is like the sweetest joy..."
I guess if I was on a revenge spree I would blast tupac also so I don't take too much issue with this.

We walked through snow flurries to Sean's street. I approached the front door and knocked. Sean answered. Before he could say anything, my ex-boyfriend punched him twice in the face, picked him up, and threw him into a glass coffee table. The four of us ran to where he fell and administered blind punches and kicks, as though button-mashing in Street Fighter.

/r/thathappened

As the others headed for the front door, I turned around once more and screamed "FUCK YOU" in my own voice — the voice Sean had tried to take away from me. I lifted my weapon and whipped it hard into his stomach.

/r/thathappened
 
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This clusterfuck of an article keeps popping up on my feed. At first I thought it was going to be some nice empowering tale about beating the shit out of an obvious scumbag, but, well...
http://www.xojane.com/issues/i-got-revenge-on-my-rapist



What the fucking fuck

I don't even know where to start. First of all, how deep is your vagina that you lose that many things inside it that you need help digging them out? I mean... what?
How does that conversation even go?
"Hey I had sex last night and I think I lost some stuff in there I need help getting it out."
"No problem girl, I got you!"
"...wait, what the hell is this?"
"O my god I think I was raped!"

Like.. what.. I would be really really weirded out if anyone requested I reach around in their vagina in a non sexual manner.
This is also the Leah girl's first mention in this article. Is she a roommate? Best friend? Girlfriend? Some chick the author met on Craigslist whose specialty is locating lost tampons? I have no idea.
Oh and in case you were wondering, the link in that quote leads to an article about a woman who apparently found a wad of cat hair in her vagina. I don't know how, I didn't read that far. But it sure seems like a really appropriate thing to link to in a paragraph about a woman discovering a rape condom in her vagina, right? Let's read on.



Slut shaming wasn't really a thing in 2010. Also a rape kit is terrible but getting the mysterious Leah, who isn't mentioned in this article outside of the tampon expedition, to root around in your vag right after you've been raped is a-ok I guess?


The Turkish woman beheaded her rapist in 2012 and was just so awesome that afterwards she time traveled to 2010 and encouraged this brave xojane author to go islam on her rapist's ass.
"In my own voice"..what else would you do? Scream in someone else's voice? Also citing Bobbit as a heroine really just makes her look like a nutbar extraordinaire, even without the rest
 
This clusterfuck of an article keeps popping up on my feed. At first I thought it was going to be some nice empowering tale about beating the shit out of an obvious scumbag, but, well...
http://www.xojane.com/issues/i-got-revenge-on-my-rapist



What the fucking fuck

I don't even know where to start. First of all, how deep is your vagina that you lose that many things inside it that you need help digging them out? I mean... what?
How does that conversation even go?
"Hey I had sex last night and I think I lost some stuff in there I need help getting it out."
"No problem girl, I got you!"
"...wait, what the hell is this?"
"O my god I think I was raped!"

Like.. what.. I would be really really weirded out if anyone requested I reach around in their vagina in a non sexual manner.
This is also the Leah girl's first mention in this article. Is she a roommate? Best friend? Girlfriend? Some chick the author met on Craigslist whose specialty is locating lost tampons? I have no idea.
Oh and in case you were wondering, the link in that quote leads to an article about a woman who apparently found a wad of cat hair in her vagina. I don't know how, I didn't read that far. But it sure seems like a really appropriate thing to link to in a paragraph about a woman discovering a rape condom in her vagina, right? Let's read on.



Slut shaming wasn't really a thing in 2010. Also a rape kit is terrible but getting the mysterious Leah, who isn't mentioned in this article outside of the tampon expedition, to root around in your vag right after you've been raped is a-ok I guess?


The Turkish woman beheaded her rapist in 2012 and was just so awesome that afterwards she time traveled to 2010 and encouraged this brave xojane author to go islam on her rapist's ass.

What the fucking shit-fuck.
 
I'm calling it now: she wasn't raped.
So many other possible explanations seem more likely...
-Getting shit-faced drunk, having sex with some dude and completely forgetting about it.
-Getting drunk/high and thinking it would be funny to put a condom on her favourite plastic pal when using it, then forgetting about it
-Literally just putting it up there for attention so her friend could fish it out and this drama could begin
-Making 100% of the entire article up, completely truth-free.
 
Do rapists even usually use condoms?
 
Do rapists even usually use condoms?

I mean, that's unusually considerate for a rapist. Not very considerate for them to leave the condom in, though. That's just bizarre. Like, what, did it come off in there? Did he pull out, pull it off and stuff it in there? None of this makes any goddamn sense.
 
I mean, that's unusually considerate for a rapist. Not very considerate for them to leave the condom in, though. That's just bizarre. Like, what, did it come off in there? Did he pull out, pull it off and stuff it in there? None of this makes any goddamn sense.
So he used the condom to conceal his DNA...then left her with the condom...?
And then she was coherent enough to insert a tampon correctly? Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that require a bit of finesse?
 
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