Your Last Meal

[Flowers For Sonichu]

high potency thc infused red velvet cake, a case of old style, a rack of ribs, half pound of brisket, corn bread, and some high-fiber greens so when I shit myself when dying its at least a healthy shit.

 

[Bassomatic]

I put some thought in it.

Fried toast. When I was young we were super poor and Grandma would make this. She wasn't hurting cash wise and fried toast is well a grilled cheese with out cheese, but knew how to make us happy.

As a kid I'd eat a half loaf of marble rye any morning Grandma cooked. While I stand by a favorite meal is hard to call. I think this or family mac and cheese (linked in kiwi how do you make xxx thread) is comforting AF and how I want to go peacefully.

 

[Paul_Allen]

Probably condiments on whatever crunchy crackers I had left, munched on as I fire shots out the window at the large contingent of police waiting for me to slip up and be in the sights of their sniper long enough to pop my melon.

 

[Plague Spectrum]

Honestly as unhealthy as it sounds, a whole chocolate cake with 5 boxes of Girl Scout thin mint cookies. (Aka good shit.) if you’re gonna go out, you might as well enjoy it.

 

[Captain Toad]

Tamales, easily. Preferably with carnitas in them.

 

[AF 802]

Pig out.

Mine would be probably a couple (4 or 5?) steaks from a really well-known and very expensive steakhouse in town, some fast food shit, and several 2-liters of Coke. Won't say where the steakhouse is to avoid powerleveling, but anyone who comes to town usually wants to go there at least once.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

The limitless soup, salad, and pasta from Olive Garden. Years later I'd be fat as a house but they couldn't execute me.

 

[HY 140]

two numbers nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, two numbers forty-fives, one with cheese and a large soda

 

[Corrugated Daffodils]

A cake garnished with proof I didn't do the crime and a judge willing to let me free.

 

[Dirt McGirt]

I would request the world rarest truffle and while they were out looking for it I would execute my grand escape plan.

 

[Rand /pol/]

French Fries and a Coke.

 

[The Great Chandler]

A cheeseburger apocalypse so that I can survive it while others don't.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

milk duds

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

I'll take a double, triple Bossy Deluxe, on a raft. 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze. Light axle grease, make it cry, Burn It! And let it swim.

 

[Positron]

The warden's cock.

 

[ADN_VIII]

A cup of nutella.


I have a lethal allergy to hazelnuts.

 

[Krieger]

A 1-up mushroom. That'll show those fuckers.

 

[jewelry investor]

It'll probably be some guys ear in a self defense situation. It's not a peaceful death.

 

[Red Hood]

Spicy meat. HE HE BOY.

 

[EH 110]

I have simple tastes. I'd be happy with a Thin 'n Crispy cheese pizza from Pizza Hut, a cheeseburger and fries from Applebee's, and a hot fudge cake from Shoney's.