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[Stud2Stud]

"Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming."

Yeah, but whereas people in the Jurassic Park start running for their lives and screaming out of panic, in the Chrisassic Park, the running and screaming would be weens trying to yell JULAAAAY at as many Chris clones as possible...
In case of the Chris clones getting out of their habitats, the worst that could happen would be shouting duels between clones about who's the TRUE and HONEST one and who's the impostor and some might try to motorboat female guests...

 

[Wolf Fetuses]

I might actually get one of these. The thing that was putting me off was the international postage cost, but I contacted Chris about it and he was willing to do economy delivery.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I enjoy that idea but would rather do a Chrisassic Park type deal.

Don't worry, there's no chance of the clones reproducing, because they're all male.

 

[Mick92]

Don't worry, there's no chance of the clones reproducing, because they're all Chris.

Corrected that for you.

 

[LoveMeNewCarpet]

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[EI 903]

I love the look of pure joy going on there. Also, are you sure you don't want to cut out the middle pic? It doesn't really add much.

 

[LoveMeNewCarpet]

unknown number from twitter user divintrial

 

[Loke]

I love the look of pure joy going on there. Also, are you sure you don't want to cut out the middle pic? It doesn't really add much.

Nah man, it adds her black nail polish. It's called immersion.

 

[Lipitor]

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I love how he includes a note "If a portion falls off it can be reattached with Krazy Glue". It's like even he knows that his products have poor integrity and are poorly designed. Chris can't even child's crafts.

 

[morganna]

Yeah, but whereas people in the Jurassic Park start running for their lives and screaming out of panic, in the Chrisassic Park, the running and screaming would be weens trying to yell JULAAAAY at as many Chris clones as possible...
In case of the Chris clones getting out of their habitats, the worst that could happen would be shouting duels between clones about who's the TRUE and HONEST one and who's the impostor and some might try to motorboat female guests...

As long as nobody accidentally adds Cherry Cola to the Chris clones. We wouldn't want another Blachu Blake on our hands.
What would the portmanteau of "black" and "Chris" be anyways? "Blis?" "Blachris?" ...there's a pun in the somewhere, damn it!

 

[CWCissey]

What would the portmanteau of "black" and "Chris" be anyways? "Blis?" "Blachris?" ...there's a pun in the somewhere, damn it!

Chrizzle

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Why does Chris use a ballpoint pen for the mouth and eyebrows? Buy a damn Sharpie!

"Chigger" is obviously the answer to morgana's question.

 

[Stud2Stud]

Why does Chris use a ballpoint pen for the mouth and eyebrows? Buy a damn Sharpie!

"Chigger" is obviously the answer to morgana's question.

Don't you mean Chiggo?

 

[Trilby]

Why does Chris use a ballpoint pen for the mouth and eyebrows? Buy a damn Sharpie!

They make them with thinner lines he could use.

 

[Haesindang Park]

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You forgot to censor your name! Now Chris is going to ask you out! Oh wait a second, he's too damn shy or is he? Oh well. At least you gave him the fuzzy wuzzies by proving to him that he has a TRUE and HONEST female fan out there for him.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

So Chris signs the certificates as Christine but for his return address he puts Christian. I'd say he doesn't want Barb to know about his new name but I think Chris gets the mail himself so.... habit?

 

[SnergenFlergen]

So Chris signs the certificates as Christine but for his return address he puts Christian. I'd say he doesn't want Barb to know about his new name but I think Chris gets the mail himself so.... habit?

I think he does that for the same reason he's still 'Christian' on facebook, with 'Christine' being relegated to brackets underneath his name (and his gender still being 'male' on his profile); He's not willing to fully commit to this whole 'I'm a woman now' fiasco because he's not a woman, and clearly hides this belief when it inconveniences him, and trumpets it when it scores him sympathy or special treatment.

Not the actions of someone grappling with a large and overbearing aspect of their very identity, but rather of someone who has no idea of the difference between a 'transvestite' and a 'transgender' and has assimilated the two because of his envy of men and messed up views of gender.

 

[Marvin]

I think he does that for the same reason he's still 'Christian' on facebook, with 'Christine' being relegated to brackets underneath his name (and his gender still being 'male' on his profile); He's not willing to fully commit to this whole 'I'm a woman now' fiasco because he's not a woman, and clearly hides this belief when it inconveniences him, and trumpets it when it scores him sympathy or special treatment.

You're overthinking this. Chris is just being inconsistent because he doesn't think.

 

[Gensdupays]

It's less of an envy of men and more of a genuine hatred because he still feels like "they" slighted him by not accepting him or something. Chris is a unique case so I won't talk about what usually causes this in other people. I know there's a gender thread but I'm going to reiterate my opinion: Chris is not mentally capable of perceiving his own sexuality, much less how others should/do see him, so a lot of this is moot.

 

[SnergenFlergen]

You're overthinking this. Chris is just being inconsistent because he doesn't think.

True, I suppose it's not dissimilar to the first Kacey call where he repeatedly forgot that he was supposed to be impersonating someone else in spite of being prompted back into character several times by the very person he was trying to fool