YT 11/15 - Chris Tweets AND Posts Simultaneously

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So how long has he been wearing that "I'm done adulting" shirt?

He was wearing it in his "Beware of Incoming Terrorists" request video from 2 days ago, but he was wearing a different shirt in "Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!" 6 days ago. So he's been wearing it for anywhere between 2 and 6 days.
 
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What Chris has been tweeting.
 
That hair..jesus man just cut it, go for a bob or something maybe a pixie cut if you wanna stay feminine but jesus it looks like a broom is on top of his head. he looks more like Danny devito as the penguin from batman returns every day
Please, with the horrid state his hair's in, he'd never be able to pull off a pixie.

Just shave it all off and wear a wig, it'd look better than the seaweed coming out of the sides of his head.
 
I'm surprised it took this long for facebook to censure him.

Also, I eagerly anticipate rants broken into eight or nine 140-character episodes. Do you think he'll be banned from twitter for similar reasons?
 
Chris is very hung up on the social mask aspect of life, like he thinks that wearing a T-shirt with the caption "Mighty Lesbian" or "Cute and Setsy Ponies" actually makes him one of whatever role he's trying to forcefully squeeze into.
Sorry, just because I eat dark chocolate and know a lot about Africa does not mean I know what it's like to be systemically oppressed by racist people.
 
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The first thing he has posted in 6 days that didn't contain a death threat. Amazing.
 
Nah, he's the usual incoherent man baby we always hear.

Also, THAT FOREHEAD. His hair is desperately hanging from his sides by now. I'd say the stress is making him bald but nah.
It's literally a sixhead, combined with his bald temples and thinning crown. His balding seemed to have accelerated the most during the content vacuum between 2012 and 2014, so it's not stress. He just doesn't fucking shower, consumes mass quantities of fast and convenience store food, and uses questionable drugs for his femininity.

Also, what's that behind him to our left?
 
It's literally a sixhead, combined with his bald temples and thinning crown. His balding seemed to have accelerated the most during the content vacuum between 2012 and 2014, so it's not stress. He just doesn't fucking shower, consumes mass quantities of fast and convenience store food, and uses questionable drugs for his femininity.

Also, what's that behind him to our left?
It's MPB accelerated by stress and poor nutrition. Chris' hair will never come back.
 
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