YT 11/15 - Chris Tweets AND Posts Simultaneously

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Field Marshal Crappenberg said:
Hair's in pigtails, there's at least six zits on his face, and he has a wonderful faceful of stubble to top it off. He should be banned just for that picture (offered below).
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See, this is what I don't get: not only is that the ancient Parappa Rapping Contest beanie, (right?)

...but on top of that, the six grotesqueries aren't even simple, garden-variety black-or white-head zits. They're SCABS, as in he picked zits off (to the blood) on multiple parts of his face, neglected to even attempt to cover them with base or powder (band-aids, even!) or concealer of any kind, (does Chris wear makeup, anyone? Other than whore-blue eye-shadow and the occasional Parkinson's-applied clown lipstick?) let them crust over, put on his grotty hat, and decided: "This looks good enough to be my profile picture!" ....even though he's supposed to be a girl, who ostensibly suggested to Catherine and the like about "going shopping" and doing girly things, tee-hee.

I KNOW Chris is selfish with money and doesn't view clothes or, for that matter, looking decent / presentable as any kind of priority, but the DEGREE of grossness / unflattering horror of some of the pictures he HIMSELF has disseminated, not pictures blackmailed or otherwise leaked through trolling.....No, pictures he decided in a calm frame of sober mind would be great for his reputation / image, pictures to counter the cavalcade of bizarre, embarrassing, cringe-porn which exists of him (gulp!) is mind-boggling.

Someone who knows him better, @Marvin maybe, could posit a theory: Does Chris not care about the way he looks at all? I mean, he must, right? Wasn't he trying to use Binaural Brainless Beats to lose weights, among making his farts smell like a field of flowers and other totally obtainable goals?

Does his concern for appearance only exist in the abstract? Can he not see how girls see him, at all? I know his lack of facial recognition, vis-a-vis Emily for example, has been discussed, but his inability to see just how horrifying he looks, wholly separate from question of fashion, style, and sanitary degree.....well, it's always mystified me. I mean, he's a "girl" now, right? In his mind, shouldn't that make his appearance an even BIGGER miss than it was as a man?

Genuinely puzzled.
 
He's becoming worse than a Character from Trainspotting every time he appears now. Acne, same clothes for days, heavy stubble, shitting himself, sweaty, ungrateful, selfish and flirting dangerously close with killing somebody.

At least most heroin addicts in it had a full head of hair and a job...he really should just accept shaving his head and wearing a wig but God knows he'll only do that if someone else buys one for him
 
So, assuming he keeps up with the Trump death wishing (which he probably will), how long do you think it'll be before twitter bans him?

Manly-Chicken said:
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What Chris has been tweeting.
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That choice of words. "I require", as if this is a dire necessity we are expected to shower upon him IMMEDIATELY. And it doesn't matter what variant you get so long at it's one of the variants Chris wants. If you get him something different he'll still take it begrudging but it still wont be good enough to count as a present you better send him something else!

How about we get you the "fuck you, your mom is going to die" variety, fatty? That'll get to you real soon, guaranteed.
 
Originally I thought Chris was putting in a surprising amount of effort in making a video to tell us why he wouldn't be able to post on Facebook for a while but I guess it makes sense when you realise he's currently using his Twitter to beg for toys. If he didn't have a wish list to promote he probably wouldn't have even bothered to let anybody know that he couldn't post for a while.

The thing is that Chris doesn't seem overly aware of why he was banned from posting in the first place so I expect his aggressive threats towards Trump and Pence won't go away even when he returns. Unpopular opinion but I wish people wouldn't report him and get his content removed. If anything that actually does Chris more of a favour than it does those who laugh at him.
 
I can not believe how fucking entitled this man baby is, I mean I know its Chris and he is the embodiment of entitled, but this is a new low (to me anyway). What is he spending his and Barb's tugboat on to have demand people to buy him toys like this? Like someone said earlier though, at least he isn't hiding his begging requests behind lies anymore.
 
Goochole said:
His receding hairline makes him look like a bene gesserit mother from Dune.

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Karen Riley said:
If he didn't have a wish list to promote he probably wouldn't have even bothered to let anybody know that he couldn't post for a while.
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He even changed his pinned Tweet to the toy wishlist. Before that it was a Tweet from 2014 with a link that didn't work, but he never bothered to change it.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
See, this is what I don't get: not only is that the ancient Parappa Rapping Contest beanie, (right?)

...but on top of that, the six grotesqueries aren't even simple, garden-variety black-or white-head zits. They're SCABS, as in he picked zits off (to the blood) on multiple parts of his face, neglected to even attempt to cover them with base or powder (band-aids, even!) or concealer of any kind, (does Chris wear makeup, anyone? Other than whore-blue eye-shadow and the occasional Parkinson's-applied clown lipstick?) let them crust over, put on his grotty hat, and decided: "This looks good enough to be my profile picture!" ....even though he's supposed to be a girl, who ostensibly suggested to Catherine and the like about "going shopping" and doing girly things, tee-hee.

I KNOW Chris is selfish with money and doesn't view clothes or, for that matter, looking decent / presentable as any kind of priority, but the DEGREE of grossness / unflattering horror of some of the pictures he HIMSELF has disseminated, not pictures blackmailed or otherwise leaked through trolling.....No, pictures he decided in a calm frame of sober mind would be great for his reputation / image, pictures to counter the cavalcade of bizarre, embarrassing, cringe-porn which exists of him (gulp!) is mind-boggling.

Someone who knows him better, @Marvin maybe, could posit a theory: Does Chris not care about the way he looks at all? I mean, he must, right? Wasn't he trying to use Binaural Brainless Beats to lose weights, among making his farts smell like a field of flowers and other totally obtainable goals?

Does his concern for appearance only exist in the abstract? Can he not see how girls see him, at all? I know his lack of facial recognition, vis-a-vis Emily for example, has been discussed, but his inability to see just how horrifying he looks, wholly separate from question of fashion, style, and sanitary degree.....well, it's always mystified me. I mean, he's a "girl" now, right? In his mind, shouldn't that make his appearance an even BIGGER miss than it was as a man?

Genuinely puzzled.
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Chris says he had to look in the mirror for a very long time to even be able to recognize his own face. It is a part of autism (face blindness). When he looks at himself he doesn't really see the whole picture all at once, he only focuses on one feature at a time. "Hmmm my eyes are lookin totes cute today wid my eyeliner!" he thinks, and might not notice or focus on his zit scabs.

And because he lacks the ability to figure out how others think (also autism), he thinks if he feels pretty that day, others must see him as pretty too. Now autism explains some of this, but most mildly autistic people learn to overcome these things and fit in and figure out what others consider 'looking good'. Chris howerver never did and couple this with his own delusions that go beyond autism and you end up with that profile picture and him thinking its fine.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
So, yeah, adult acne, the hairline is getting worse, and it looks like he just kissed a dog's anus and is having an allergic reaction to it. It's all in a day's work for Chris...
Trump: 4.5 Billion
Chris: 0
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Probably from the oestrogel.

Manly-Chicken said:
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He said he had acquired some things from his wishlist. Seems to quick to be gifts but who knows. I hope nobody bought it for him.
 
SOINCHU said:
Chris says he had to look in the mirror for a very long time to even be able to recognize his own face. It is a part of autism (face blindness). When he looks at himself he doesn't really see the whole picture all at once,
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Kacey: Okay, who am I going to believe? The guy who's hot and sexy and can play a guitar, or the person who lies to me every fucking night? I mean, come on. You ditched me the moment Chris came on the phone! Also, we're friends again? Yeah, this is why I'm with Chris!

Liquid: Yeah, and not to mention that he is fat and ugly.

Chris: I AM NOT FAT, GODDAMMIT!!!

Liquid: Yeah, you are! You look like you weigh a good 220 pounds.

Chris: I do not weigh 220 pounds! I weigh less, I weigh a lot less than that, you, you WEAK LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!

Liquid: Fuck that, you probably weigh about 300...[Liquid continues to talk smack over Chris, but he is almost impossible to hear.]

Kacey: Like you would know...

Chris: I am so sick of you putting me down and, and calling me all these insults to my face! AND MY NAME IS TRULY CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER!!! I'm so sick of you pretending to be me and pretending to have all the rights to everything of mine...
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shecameforcwc said:
Is it just me or does Chris look half dead here ?
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The human body tends to degrade when it's not serving a purpose. Kinda like a machine that you leave turned off and unattended for an extended amount of time.

Now picture 30 years of this and a complete lack of regard for health.
 
Jeez, at this point he should just shave his hair off and tattoo his scalp with sonichus or something. It'd require less maintenance for one....though the current level of maintenance is somewhere below zero.

Also that scowling monochrome face in the background is kinda spooky.
 
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