YT 11/15 - Chris Tweets AND Posts Simultaneously

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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris thinks people are sharing it out of genuine concern instead of irony and satire.
The irony being that he looks more like this avatar than that derpy girl face.
I wonder if one of Chris' galpals confronted him and said something simple like, "hey it's not nice to threaten people" or "Chris, maybe you should be more realistic about the way you look", and Chris, even though he knew who they were, started calling them 4Chan Anonymous.
I am sure that a lot of people that are friendly with Chris on the internet are getting this reaction
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Chris is getting shot down like a duck during hunting season in the comment section of his latest video, yet he still thinks he is the victim and has loyal fans that like him for other reasons other than laughter. I guess having the IQ of yeast extract can make you low on self-awareness.
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But Pmurt is evil! That's what Lizzy the Lezzy said!
 
Hey are you surprised that Chris says he's done adulting when he never started? Me too. Let's have some more comments to that effect.
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Chris's hair a year ago versus today.
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He has been frowning for an entire year :(:(:(:(:(
 
Hortator said:
His head looks like a hard-boiled egg laying in spinach
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Like someone wrapped some spoiled spam in some of that plastic Easter basket grass that had been left out in the sun for a month
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Chris's hair a year ago versus today.

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There is absolutely no semblance of hair volume left on the top of that head.

The shape of his head has progressed to "polished potato".

The scraggly, unkempt pube-mops coming out the sides of his head remain sickly in color, like it was over-stylized with too many hair appliances and chemicals with no aftercare, and he just dyed his hair with crayola marker as a frugal substitute.

If he's still trying to look like a "woman", he has pretty much achieved "obese, elderly cat hoarder".
 
Uncanny...

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I hope we will see him in a wig one day; a bright blue sjw style one.
 
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His frequent repeating words and stuttering is because he's pissed at facebook for doing their jobs, and can be coupled with his thousand yard stare. He's basically mentally torturing them in the most autistic way possible.

The hair issue is from lack of nutrients and probably wearing some stupid hat, though. He's starting to look like a fat AVGN without the nerd suit.
 
Look at how greasy and oily that motherfucker is. You could do full lube jobs on six 1958 Plymouth Furies from all the oil on Chris' face and still have enough left over to lube a Harley Electra Glide. You could wring out his hair and lube a Kenworth semi truck, trailer and all. Fucking grody.
 
King said:
I can not believe how fucking entitled this man baby is, I mean I know its Chris and he is the embodiment of entitled, but this is a new low (to me anyway). What is he spending his and Barb's tugboat on to have demand people to buy him toys like this? Like someone said earlier though, at least he isn't hiding his begging requests behind lies anymore.
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I'm guessing, with his mentality as that of an entitled child, the best way to look at this if he were actually a child. In which case a child who has never known anything but instant gratification would be severely disappointed and disillusioned if he didn't get a Skylander's Supreme Pack or whatever. So while that's a sad situation for Chris, he'll only ever learn if he's taught like a child.

Which he never will cause he's Chris.
 
m0rnutz said:
His frequent repeating words and stuttering is because he's pissed at facebook for doing their jobs, and can be coupled with his thousand yard stare. He's basically mentally torturing them in the most autistic way possible.

The hair issue is from lack of nutrients and probably wearing some stupid hat, though. He's starting to look like a fat AVGN without the nerd suit.
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I think balding from caps is a big myth; if anything caps increase the blood flow to your scalp, which is helpful with hair growth. If Chris' baldness were just from nutrition, he would be just be shedding all over his entire scalp, and he would have thin patches all over, not the tranny Benjamin Franlkin SJW style he is sporting now. Chris' baldness and beard shadow are from an increased sensitivity to DHT, which means he's a dude.
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Chris is way on the end, number IV
 
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