YT 8/21 - Crescent Eclipse - The Eclipse Enjoyment

[PsychoNerd054]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eXDZH-FhGGc

Twenty seconds into the video, and already, I want to have a lobotomy.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

I couldn't finish the whole video, when it got to the cat and those noises I had to turn it off.

 

[Mrs.Garrett]

It's nice to see Chris (kind of) taking an interest in something IRL instead of ponies and cartoons for once.

Way too optimistic.

He lasts 15 seconds into the second video before he's giggling about Equestria.

 

[JTRH-NBR]

The strap has sunk into his skin. He must sleep with them.

 

[heymate]

Cats aren't supposed to sound like drowning ducks. Sorbet needs to be seen by a veterinarian immediately.

 

[sonichu is dead]

Chris plans on not living until the 2024 eclipse, I guess. It's once in a lifetime.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Remember, Guys
I am WOMAN, my breasts are real
I look like Ariana Grande
I have matured
You haters are jealous



I love the sound of Chris' neighbours taking off as fast as they can after he waves to them.

 

[bigshot]

you're supposed to keep pets in during the eclipse to prevent them from looking at the sky or else they might risk blindness.

Huh? I suppose whenever there's an eclipse, it leaves a wide swatch of blind animals in the wild.

Only humans are dumb enough to stare at the sun.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Fleshy Sanik]

Remember, Guys
I am WOMAN, my breasts are real
I look like Ariana Grande
I have matured
You haters are jealous

It is no longer bent and bigger than previously photographed.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris plans on not living until the 2024 eclipse, I guess. It's once in a lifetime.

To be fair, diabetes is no joke

 

[Adolf Von Merkel]

It is no longer bent and bigger than previously photographed.

It would be hilarious if he paid an operation to unbend his duck with the w33n's money

 

[GS 281]

cat sounds like its dying

 

[Lipitor]

cat sounds like its dying

It sounds like Bob did.

 

[GS 281]

It sounds like Bob did.

no bob sounded like he was cumming

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Leave it to Chris to make analogies to cartoons while watching a celestial phenomenon. Only Chris would go from Equestria to Wonderland within a single breath. And of course he brings up Bonnie Tyler, just like the rest of America, apparently.

How the fuck is Sorbet even still alive at this point. No cat should sound like a strangled vacuum hose.

Look at that goddamn face. What even is this.

 

[Lurker]

okay, so just based on my experience in dealing with cats.
- sorbet is obviously not entirely blind. one eye is definitely FUBAR, but the other one seems to react to light fine, so that's a thing?
- the meowing is a bit alarming, and that cat probably should get checked by a vet.
- unless i was imagining things, sorbet sounded like he was purring. for those unaware, cats actually purr for several reasons; we often like to assume it's because they're happy, but sometimes they purr because they're scared or in pain. i can't know how sorbet feels, obviously, but it's something to keep in mind.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Honestly, no kidding - The first thing I thought when I heard Sorbet (before Chris tilts down to him) was, "When did the Chandlers get a pet pig?"

I'm not really experienced with pets, cats least of all, so any of you cat fans out there - Is this okay? Even after an accident?

 

[heymate]

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Look at that goddamn face. What even is this.

His chin looks even bigger than it already is from that angle.

 

[The American Hedgehog]