YT 8/21 - Crescent Eclipse - The Eclipse Enjoyment

[He Sets Me On Fire]

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"I missed a lot of crayon yesterday, so I'm crayon pencil on paper today"

 

[Raiken]

God damn he just got told that that horn bothers people and is STILL wearing them.

JUST
GAWD

 

[Bobby Boulders]

Overanalyzing, but still:

A common thing I bring up is how Chris seems to think he's viewed as a quirky social media presence, rather than an eccentric, bizarre YouTube/4chan clown. In the longer video, he has this awkward, forced smile the entire time, as if he's perpetually ready for a selfie.

 

[SugarSnot]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=eXDZH-FhGGc

Is the off color edges of the camera due to too much light or is it because there is grime on the lense?

 

[Mrs.Garrett]

Overanalyzing, but still:

A common thing I bring up is how Chris seems to think he's viewed as a quirky social media presence, rather than an eccentric, bizarre YouTube/4chan clown. In the longer video, he has this awkward, forced smile the entire time, as if he's perpetually ready for a selfie.

I always read that as Chris trying to Femme it up. Like if he acts like what TV has shown him a 16 year old girl at a slumber party acts like, then he'll pass without question.

 

[idosometimes]

okay, so just based on my experience in dealing with cats.
- sorbet is obviously not entirely blind. one eye is definitely FUBAR, but the other one seems to react to light fine, so that's a thing?

Retinal detachment can result from trauma. Just like with people. Detachment also occurs in kitties for a variety of other reasons, such as high blood pressure and dibeetus, but traumatic injury would be most likely cause in this situation.

I feel bad for the kitty though. Kitties should be reserved for people who can and will take care of them. Chris and his mom should only be allowed to keep dogs.

 

[LadyMayhem]

I Googled to see if Poetry in Motion was a MLP thing. Suffering from very much regret right now: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/783594-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

 

[jc17]

you're supposed to keep pets in during the eclipse to prevent them from looking at the sky or else they might risk blindness.

You make it sound like he cares about his pets well being.

 

[sonichu is dead]

God damn he just got told that that horn bothers people and is STILL wearing them.

JUST
GAWD

You're talking about someone who's reaction to being told to leave someone alone is to stalk them.
Kinda surprised he doesn't have three horns now.

 

[Marvin]

Retinal detachment can result from trauma. Just like with people. Detachment also occurs in kitties for a variety of other reasons, such as old age and dibeetus, but traumatic injury would be most likely cause in this situation.

I feel bad for the kitty though. Kitties should be reserved for people who can and will take care of them. Chris and his mom should only be allowed to keep dogs.

Barb and Chris are typical cat owners in a rural area. The dogs are being neglected though. (Not really in a legally actionable way, but just that Chris and Barb's treatment of them is far from optimal, considering the breed.)

 

[SuperJ]

That's not the sun grinning, it's Bob's look of despair as to what has become of everything.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Honestly, no kidding - The first thing I thought when I heard Sorbet (before Chris tilts down to him) was, "When did the Chandlers get a pet pig?"

February of 1982

 

[ZehnBoat]

Leave it to Chris to make analogies to cartoons while watching a celestial phenomenon.

this is going to be his thing now is it? everything is going to be like a pony.
holy crap louis this is like that time [something mlp]

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I Googled to see if Poetry in Motion was a MLP thing. Suffering from very much regret right now: http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/783594-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

If Chris was going to go gay with something, that would be it.

 

[Captain Smollett]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0Iiutr65rwI
Next video in this post.

Legend has it if you look directly into a solar eclipse with your mother's vibrator unicorn horn strapped to your forehead, you'll be permentally blind and become the town's local idiot.

 

[Marvin]

Chris says something to Barb at the very end of the video (last 30 seconds). Can anyone tell if she said anything?

 

[Rupin]

Dumb fuck has to have retina damage from staring at the sun so long.

 

[ForgedBlades]

fftopic:, but I still can't accept that that stupid horn is now part of his daily attire.

I know it's Chris we're talking about, but good lord.

 

[Melancholia]

Retinal detachment can result from trauma. Just like with people. Detachment also occurs in kitties for a variety of other reasons, such as high blood pressure and dibeetus, but traumatic injury would be most likely cause in this situation.

I feel bad for the kitty though. Kitties should be reserved for people who can and will take care of them. Chris and his mom should only be allowed to keep dogs.

Disagree... they shouldn't be allowed to own ANY pets whatsoever... the two dogs they have are obese, have never been socialised with anyone outside of the Chandler household, they are fed chicken noodle soup, they piss and shit in the house because Chris and his mum are too lazy to take them out, so they've never been housetrained...

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Chris says something to Barb at the very end of the video (last 30 seconds). Can anyone tell if she said anything?

"Are you coming in?" Except she didn't sound like a zombie. Way to fuck up my Valium addiction theory, Barb.