ZooJay / Jonathan Niehaus / ZJWolf - Zoophile Musician

[dangerousanalysis]

So I was browsing these lovely forums, and noticed that no one had made a thread on Zoojay yet, so I thought I might as well. So first off here's a link to his ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Jonathan_Niehaus

Jonathan Niehaus is basically a zoophile/ furry who has a particular craving for Huskies. To give you an idea of the level of failure we are dealing with, this is his idea of a fursuit:

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Jonathan is not just someone who talks about having sex with dogs on the net though, he has a very real history of animal abuse which according to ED has got him fired from working with animals on numerous occasions. There is evidence of this out there, but I know that posting any of it would get me instantly banned (and rightly so), so I will just embed this video below. Be warned though, this is about as disturbing as anything Chris has ever done.

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Anyway, the fact that Jonathan screws dogs is nothing that new in terms of the internet, and while his autism is what makes him more like Chris, the real draw of Jonathan is his music. He has produced several albums, every single one of them about dogs and having sex with them. Some of his masterpieces include "Anal Sex (With The Doggy)" and "Legalized Beastiality Needs To Happen", but don't take my word for it, listen to some of this for yourselves:

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The only impressive musical attribute that Jonathan possesses is that all of his songs were made using very basic equipment. I'll let him explain:

I don't use professional equipment for my music, I only use a PS2, Music-creation PS2 games (tragically sold those to gamestop) and a Portable DVD player, with INport Deluxe to record to sound to the computer with Audacity to edit the sound.

You would have thought that torrenting Ableton live would have been easier, but who knows what goes on in the minds of these sick, deluded freaks. Anyway, I'll leave you with some delightful screencaps and assorted quotes.

Jonathan doesn't just screw dogs:

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Yep:

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Unspeakable things:

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What did I tell you?

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You don't say:

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Jonathan on his motivations:

Everyone knows my reasons: I'm unknown and people don't know me, I always think of zoophilia too much and I make threats to people who should've bought (or DISCOVER) my albums sooner, plus, I don't have a good school life and hated what was going on in the real world/

Jonathan on his lack of album sales:

If the states of Indiana, Ohio, and Washington State Would legalize beastiality so my albums will sell a lot of copies and end my misery for good.

Jonathan has to take his albums down due to legal issues:

"Sad News! Due to legal issues, J.N. Is currently on hiatus on music and his past 7 albums WILL BE Deleted by 2012! I'm a musician/ranter looking for fame with (optional) fortune for 7-11 years (Since I became a musician). I'm a combination of rock, industrial, (early) techno, rap, and Hip-hop rolled into one. I don't use professional equipment for my music, I only use a PS2, Music-creation PS2 games (tragically sold those to gamestop) and a Portable DVD player, with INport Deluxe to record to sound to the computer with Audacity to edit the sound. Sorry if it's "cheating". Plus I never Master my own music and that's the truth. I've released 7 music albums (& sadly WILL BE deleted due to legal issues), I don't know how many singles I've released so don't ask(!)."

Jonathan has NEEDS:

I need a Siberian Husky Dog in real life to make up all the lost time i had with other animals and I'm tired of visiting dogs in Ohio because of STUPID AUNT EILEEN Wont let me have alone time with Bandit or Shadow

Jonathan, LYING:

Someone from 789chan needs to take down the article about me, they need to know I don't do taboo things like that anymore

So that's about all I have on Zoojay. If you want to get hold of his music, I have a full archive of it, so if enough people want it, I'll upload it to mega.co.nz. You can also grab it off The Pirate Bay and most of it is on YouTube. It's not piracy because the music is technically evidence of Zoojay's perversion and crimes. Therefore, this is a rare case where spreading the music around is actually helpful to society.

 

[Pikonic]

I'm gonna just take a break from the Internet for a while.
What a scumbag, hope he gets raped to death by PETA.
Unless its all a joke, then I hope he gets raped to death by PETA.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I like how one of his friends in the first screencap just puts the "creeped out" emoticon. I bet 100 W-quarters that he got blocked for being against Zoojay's TOTALLY NORMAL bevahior.

And that damn first video. I watched it before. Why you do this
EDIT: And I also drank some Coke few minutes ago and after watching that video again the taste seems.... off. SEE WHAT YOU DO

 

[Springblossom]

THERE'S NOT ENOUGH IT CAN NEVER BE ENOUGH

 

[LM 697]

There is evidence of this out there, but I know that posting any of it would get me instantly banned (and rightly so),

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[Leonid Brezhnev]

thiis is fucking horrendous

 

[Trombonista]

So he's the male Dalavesta.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Inb4 someone else says it:

A cat is fine too...

On serious note my first pet was hakf husky half german shepard. I don't wanna sound alogish here, but if my dog was al8ve, I would wreck him if he tried to go near her. I'm concerned if the places he was fired from lere rescued animal shelters. The last thi g a physically abused animal needs is sexual abuse. Tbis guy needs to be blacklisted from any place involving animals.

 

[Coldgrip]

If the states of Indiana, Ohio, and Washington State Would legalize beastiality so my albums will sell a lot of copies and end my misery for good.

Not to be but if he really wanted to end his suffering there's always...

I'm just saying.

 

[Picklepower]

Dear Jebus. I dunno what else to say just wow. Oh and as someone who likes furry stuff, and animals in general I gotta say, he is truly sick, scum. He should be fucking banned from every pet store, if that is possible! His voice is fucking creepy too.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Oh my god... that is just... what the fuck?? another furry lolcow? isn't the furry community fucked up enough?? as a furry, i feel really disturbed by that, just... the fuck?

Oh wait, he also had abused of several animals? well, at least he has got punished for that... he also reminds me of that other guy that has an obsession with reptiles...

 

[Picklepower]

True and Honest furries love animals, and you cant claim you love animals if you abuse them. Just like how no child molester can really "love" kids because if that were true, he wouldn't go around molesting. Some might say, "Oh but sometimes animals enjoy sex with humans" like how Nambla members claim that some children actually want sex with an adult. But children and animals cannnot give consent, and their bodies by nature, are not meant to handle sex with an adult (in an animals case an adult human, you get what I mean)

In that vid where his dog is licking him Zoojay probably thinks the dog is into him, when in reality the dog is doing a non sexual thing, that dogs just do. Kinda like how in the documentary Chickenhawk, the pedofork being interviewed claims that these kids that asked him for directions, seemed like the were "flirting" with him. In both cases, the abuser justifies things in his head, by imagining that the victim is the one who really wants the sex. Ugh fucking disgusting.

 

[Stuff and Things]

True and Honest furries love animals, and you cant claim you love animals if you abuse them. Just like how no child molester can really "love" kids because if that were true, he wouldn't go around molesting. Some might say, "Oh but sometimes animals enjoy sex with humans" like how Nambla members claim that some children actually want sex with an adult. But children and animals cannnot give consent, and their bodies by nature, are not meant to handle sex with an adult (in an animals case an adult human, you get what I mean)

In that vid where his dog is licking him Zoojay probably thinks the dog is into him, when in reality the dog is doing a non sexual thing, that dogs just do. Kinda like how in the documentary Chickenhawk, the pedofork being interviewed claims that these kids that asked him for directions, seemed like the were "flirting" with him. In both cases the abuser justifies things in his head, by imagining that the victim is the one who really wants the sex. Ugh fucking disgusting.

Yeah, exactly... that's something that really pisses me off, people that is into bestiality and they still call themselves part of the furry community, why the fuck they have to mix those things up?? and the worst part, is that those idiots don't shut up about it, just like in the pictures above, they have to be telling to the world what they do with those animals, just, seriously? well, at least the internet is going to take care of them... also, nambla? i thought that was just a joke from south park... oh god

 

[Saney]

Dear Jebus. I dunno what else to say just wow. Oh and as someone who likes furry stuff, and animals in general I gotta say, I hope this guy gets the shit kicked out of him one day, he is truly sick, scum. He should be fucking banned from every pet store, if that is possible! His voice is fucking creepy too.

Not disagreeing with you that he's sick scum (because he is), but could you tone down the violence, please?

 

[Picklepower]

Dear Jebus. I dunno what else to say just wow. Oh and as someone who likes furry stuff, and animals in general I gotta say, I hope this guy gets the shit kicked out of him one day, he is truly sick, scum. He should be fucking banned from every pet store, if that is possible! His voice is fucking creepy too.

Not disagreeing with you that he's sick scum (because he is), but could you tone down the violence, please?

Just did.

 

[applecat]

"Zoophile" sounds so much better than "dog rapist," doesn't it?

 

[Picklepower]

True and Honest furries love animals, and you cant claim you love animals if you abuse them. Just like how no child molester can really "love" kids because if that were true, he wouldn't go around molesting. Some might say, "Oh but sometimes animals enjoy sex with humans" like how Nambla members claim that some children actually want sex with an adult. But children and animals cannnot give consent, and their bodies by nature, are not meant to handle sex with an adult (in an animals case an adult human, you get what I mean)

In that vid where his dog is licking him Zoojay probably thinks the dog is into him, when in reality the dog is doing a non sexual thing, that dogs just do. Kinda like how in the documentary Chickenhawk, the pedofork being interviewed claims that these kids that asked him for directions, seemed like the were "flirting" with him. In both cases the abuser justifies things in his head, by imagining that the victim is the one who really wants the sex. Ugh fucking disgusting.

Yeah, exactly... that's something that really pisses me off, people that is into bestiality and they still call themselves part of the furry community, why the fuck they have to mix those things up?? and the worst part, is that those idiots don't shut up about it, just like in the pictures above, they have to be telling to the world what they do with those animals, just, seriously? well, at least the internet is going to take care of them... also, nambla? i thought that was just a joke from south park... oh god

Nambla is real, although they are mostly online now, Film Threat released a documentary, that you can watch online called Chickenhawk in the early 90s, where a bunch of members are interviewed, and they try to defend their "ideas". The documentary was controversial because some people thought it made them look too good by letting them express their opinions, but I don't agree with that criticism because the filmmaker clearly wasn't taking their side, he just let the cameras roll and they made themselves look bad on their own. The doc let you come to your own conclusion and I don't see how any non pedophile would have been swayed by Namblas arguments. If your interested in the subject check out Wikipedia or some Criminology sites though and don't go on their websites because well, you don't want that in you computer history obviously.

"Zoophile" sounds so much better than "dog rapist," doesn't it?

or Interspecies Erotica.

 

[c-no]

All I can say seeing the mirrored video was this: MAH SOUL HURTS
As a guy who owns dogs, I wouldn't want him near them or the dogs owned by my neighbors.

 

[SodomyRocket]

True and Honest furries love animals, and you cant claim you love animals if you abuse them. Just like how no child molester can really "love" kids because if that were true, he wouldn't go around molesting. Some might say, "Oh but sometimes animals enjoy sex with humans" like how Nambla members claim that some children actually want sex with an adult. But children and animals cannnot give consent, and their bodies by nature, are not meant to handle sex with an adult (in an animals case an adult human, you get what I mean)

In that vid where his dog is licking him Zoojay probably thinks the dog is into him, when in reality the dog is doing a non sexual thing, that dogs just do. Kinda like how in the documentary Chickenhawk, the pedofork being interviewed claims that these kids that asked him for directions, seemed like the were "flirting" with him. In both cases, the abuser justifies things in his head, by imagining that the victim is the one who really wants the sex. Ugh fucking disgusting.

Some times its the other way around. Like the reason WA outlawed bestiality was because a guy got killed by a horse.

 

[Saney]

True and Honest furries love animals, and you cant claim you love animals if you abuse them. Just like how no child molester can really "love" kids because if that were true, he wouldn't go around molesting. Some might say, "Oh but sometimes animals enjoy sex with humans" like how Nambla members claim that some children actually want sex with an adult. But children and animals cannnot give consent, and their bodies by nature, are not meant to handle sex with an adult (in an animals case an adult human, you get what I mean)

In that vid where his dog is licking him Zoojay probably thinks the dog is into him, when in reality the dog is doing a non sexual thing, that dogs just do. Kinda like how in the documentary Chickenhawk, the pedofork being interviewed claims that these kids that asked him for directions, seemed like the were "flirting" with him. In both cases, the abuser justifies things in his head, by imagining that the victim is the one who really wants the sex. Ugh fucking disgusting.

Some times its the other way around. Like the reason WA outlawed bestiality was because a guy got killed by a horse.

Ah, yes, death by horse sodomy. Must have made for an interesting tombstone.