dangerousanalysis
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- Oct 31, 2013
So I was browsing these lovely forums, and noticed that no one had made a thread on Zoojay yet, so I thought I might as well. So first off here's a link to his ED page: https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Jonathan_Niehaus
Jonathan Niehaus is basically a zoophile/ furry who has a particular craving for Huskies. To give you an idea of the level of failure we are dealing with, this is his idea of a fursuit:
Jonathan is not just someone who talks about having sex with dogs on the net though, he has a very real history of animal abuse which according to ED has got him fired from working with animals on numerous occasions. There is evidence of this out there, but I know that posting any of it would get me instantly banned (and rightly so), so I will just embed this video below. Be warned though, this is about as disturbing as anything Chris has ever done.
[youtube]3_iuI_HcmpQ[/youtube]
Anyway, the fact that Jonathan screws dogs is nothing that new in terms of the internet, and while his autism is what makes him more like Chris, the real draw of Jonathan is his music. He has produced several albums, every single one of them about dogs and having sex with them. Some of his masterpieces include "Anal Sex (With The Doggy)" and "Legalized Beastiality Needs To Happen", but don't take my word for it, listen to some of this for yourselves:
[youtube]VihlV-sZQ_g[/youtube]
[youtube]m_iNn_S0xis[/youtube]
[youtube]ai0lFKqPegU[/youtube]
[youtube]Sm4_LvBMAfI[/youtube]
The only impressive musical attribute that Jonathan possesses is that all of his songs were made using very basic equipment. I'll let him explain:
Jonathan doesn't just screw dogs:
Yep:
Unspeakable things:
What did I tell you?
You don't say:
Jonathan on his motivations:
So that's about all I have on Zoojay. If you want to get hold of his music, I have a full archive of it, so if enough people want it, I'll upload it to mega.co.nz. You can also grab it off The Pirate Bay and most of it is on YouTube. It's not piracy because the music is technically evidence of Zoojay's perversion and crimes. Therefore, this is a rare case where spreading the music around is actually helpful to society.
Jonathan Niehaus is basically a zoophile/ furry who has a particular craving for Huskies. To give you an idea of the level of failure we are dealing with, this is his idea of a fursuit:

Jonathan is not just someone who talks about having sex with dogs on the net though, he has a very real history of animal abuse which according to ED has got him fired from working with animals on numerous occasions. There is evidence of this out there, but I know that posting any of it would get me instantly banned (and rightly so), so I will just embed this video below. Be warned though, this is about as disturbing as anything Chris has ever done.
[youtube]3_iuI_HcmpQ[/youtube]
Anyway, the fact that Jonathan screws dogs is nothing that new in terms of the internet, and while his autism is what makes him more like Chris, the real draw of Jonathan is his music. He has produced several albums, every single one of them about dogs and having sex with them. Some of his masterpieces include "Anal Sex (With The Doggy)" and "Legalized Beastiality Needs To Happen", but don't take my word for it, listen to some of this for yourselves:
[youtube]VihlV-sZQ_g[/youtube]
[youtube]m_iNn_S0xis[/youtube]
[youtube]ai0lFKqPegU[/youtube]
[youtube]Sm4_LvBMAfI[/youtube]
The only impressive musical attribute that Jonathan possesses is that all of his songs were made using very basic equipment. I'll let him explain:
You would have thought that torrenting Ableton live would have been easier, but who knows what goes on in the minds of these sick, deluded freaks. Anyway, I'll leave you with some delightful screencaps and assorted quotes.I don't use professional equipment for my music, I only use a PS2, Music-creation PS2 games (tragically sold those to gamestop) and a Portable DVD player, with INport Deluxe to record to sound to the computer with Audacity to edit the sound.
Jonathan doesn't just screw dogs:


http://i.imgur.com/EZAP6Wl.png

Jonathan on his motivations:
Jonathan on his lack of album sales:Everyone knows my reasons: I'm unknown and people don't know me, I always think of zoophilia too much and I make threats to people who should've bought (or DISCOVER) my albums sooner, plus, I don't have a good school life and hated what was going on in the real world/
Jonathan has to take his albums down due to legal issues:If the states of Indiana, Ohio, and Washington State Would legalize beastiality so my albums will sell a lot of copies and end my misery for good.
Jonathan has NEEDS:"Sad News! Due to legal issues, J.N. Is currently on hiatus on music and his past 7 albums WILL BE Deleted by 2012! I'm a musician/ranter looking for fame with (optional) fortune for 7-11 years (Since I became a musician). I'm a combination of rock, industrial, (early) techno, rap, and Hip-hop rolled into one. I don't use professional equipment for my music, I only use a PS2, Music-creation PS2 games (tragically sold those to gamestop) and a Portable DVD player, with INport Deluxe to record to sound to the computer with Audacity to edit the sound. Sorry if it's "cheating". Plus I never Master my own music and that's the truth. I've released 7 music albums (& sadly WILL BE deleted due to legal issues), I don't know how many singles I've released so don't ask(!)."
Jonathan, LYING:I need a Siberian Husky Dog in real life to make up all the lost time i had with other animals and I'm tired of visiting dogs in Ohio because of STUPID AUNT EILEEN Wont let me have alone time with Bandit or Shadow
Someone from 789chan needs to take down the article about me, they need to know I don't do taboo things like that anymore
So that's about all I have on Zoojay. If you want to get hold of his music, I have a full archive of it, so if enough people want it, I'll upload it to mega.co.nz. You can also grab it off The Pirate Bay and most of it is on YouTube. It's not piracy because the music is technically evidence of Zoojay's perversion and crimes. Therefore, this is a rare case where spreading the music around is actually helpful to society.