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THE SUPREME ONION
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why cant the LA people just use water from the ocean with a huge hose to put out the fire???????????
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Fat Gollum
Fat Gollum
Fat Gollum
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Kirk is gay, Robert's gay, Lars is gay
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3
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172
Fat Gollum
Fat Gollum
Agent Abe Caprine
Why isn't my guinea pig oinking?
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2
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66
Just A Fat Round Bird
Just A Fat Round Bird
Alex Hogendorp
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How can I have maximum diarrhea?
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5
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154
GeorgeWashingtoff
GeorgeWashingtoff
Alex Hogendorp
Any alternatives to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico?
For any Kiwi who lived or has been in Mexico.
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1
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61
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HyperboreanRightsActivist
Why did null kill his family?
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328
Soup Sammiches
Soup Sammiches
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
why did null kill coach red pill?
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5
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125
THE SUPREME ONION
THE SUPREME ONION
Cedric_Eff
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Is the world worth saving?
Should humanity survive?
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7
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166
Frederica Bernkastel
Frederica Bernkastel
Bob's Vagene
What are your pronouns?
2
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26
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478
Laburnum
Laburnum
Z
Is America founded on Judeo-Christian-Hindu values?
Why don't Republicans mention this?
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5
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141
HyperboreanRightsActivist
HyperboreanRightsActivist
Celso Bin Portiolli
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Why did Null kill my family?
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3
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143
Hitchhiker
Hitchhiker
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
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Post your favorite piece of handholding and rate it on a scale of 1 to 10
Remember to spoiler it
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24
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559
2mm and 99 others
2mm and 99 others
Fat Gollum
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How to repel women?
2 3
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40
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897
Sean Shemmy
Sean Shemmy
Druish Space Lasers
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Why aren't you laughing at retards?
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5
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189
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pollution jim
is india not for beginners?
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1
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99
stares at error messages
stares at error messages
Druish Space Lasers
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How do we get Obama back in office?
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5
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103
Patrick Not-Star
Patrick Not-Star
Fat Gollum
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Why isn't my gold tree growing?
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8
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173
Agent Abe Caprine
Agent Abe Caprine
Cedric_Eff
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Chinese Tourist Behavior
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6
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180
Cedric_Eff
Cedric_Eff
saintJogger
How many squirrels would you have to see in a day to mention it to someone?
2
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27
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391
Red Saltire
Red Saltire
Hey Johnny Bravo
Last night I dreamt that Lidl was made global mod
2
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29
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906
Moon Pie
Moon Pie
Unicorn Fairie
What's the non-school assigned book you remember reading all the way through?
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13
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216
draggs
draggs
Karakhalkin-Gol
While you're arguing with someone online, he calls you an indian. What do you do?
2
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20
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384
sheepworldvizor
sheepworldvizor
sedoL
What's the point of the particle collider/large hadron collider?
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16
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258
The Lawgiver
The Lawgiver
AnsemSoD1
Post your favorite piece of netorare and rate it on a scale of 1 to 10
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13
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218
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
sedoL
How to block India on google?
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2
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166
Unicorn Fairie
Unicorn Fairie
neurotardvirgin
why can't u b normal???
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7
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152
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Gog & Magog
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Does Know Your Meme deserve a thread?
2
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23
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2K
TroonsDid911
TroonsDid911
Eddie Riggs
If harry potter is "read another book" for one side, is 1984 that for the other?
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6
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139
not william stenchever
not william stenchever
Uncle Phil
How much for Justin Trudeau to buttfuck you?
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8
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150
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Lady Adjani
What can you do with $10k?
2
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24
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382
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Islamic Jihad Rocket
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What do you do when you see a top hat?
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13
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239
Mary the Goldsmith
Mary the Goldsmith
Quantum Diabetes
My girlfriend chewed through the restraints and hopped the barbed wire fence
Should I release the hounds?
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8
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229
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
Neo-Nazi Rich Evans
sedoL
How to do the cum-bucket challenge?
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2
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107
Achtung Bitter
Achtung Bitter
Sean Shemmy
Did you know Null came out?
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14
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330
mannic
mannic
SandyCat
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Do all black people know how to use voodoo magic to some level?
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7
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144
Obstacle
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AnsemSoD1
How would you enshittify The Farms?
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19
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478
Maude Snew
Maude Snew
FailurePersonifiedV2
After the shelling stops
How the Farms will be at the end of this age.
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1
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59
dick brain
dick brain
Napoleon Bonerfart
If God is truly all-powerful, then could he take a shit so massive that not even his heavenly throne is able to flush it?
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8
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161
FailurePersonifiedV2
FailurePersonifiedV2
Quijibo69
How autistic is User 191277?
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7
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169
Alex Hogendorp
Alex Hogendorp
Daddy's Angry Juice
I must kill him, what kind of card should I give him beforehand?
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5
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99
OrionBalls
OrionBalls
mindlessobserver
What is going on with the youtuber "Craftee"
Damn I feel old
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1
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80
Devious Dave
Devious Dave
Moths
Are you a fag if you dont eat the wax around the cheese?
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10
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262
Druish Space Lasers
Druish Space Lasers
Moths
Is it ok to have a popular song about having sex with a girl who just turned 17?
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10
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225
Cat tit bingo
Cat tit bingo
Dean Pentel
Users who've learned Spanish in the past two years, how did you do it?
Apps/programs, books, YouTube channels, shows/movies, whatever you think is worth looking into
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1
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70
Fat Gollum
Fat Gollum
Kujo Jotaro
Is listening to an audiobook equivalent to reading?
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11
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235
Turquoise
Turquoise
Hey Johnny Bravo
Why do Aussies prostrate before Abos everywhere?
Channeling my inner The Land Stand
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2
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92
Moths
Moths
Moths
Has the site been having bad luck ever since we stopped using the lucky Kebab Shop wifi?
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68
CallmeCicada
CallmeCicada
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
I Don’t Have To Pay My Debt Collectors, Do I?
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11
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134
General Disarray
General Disarray
Eddie Riggs
Are there any kiwis you miss?
2 3
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AnsemSoD1
AnsemSoD1
Relinquish
Do you play Minecraft with KeepInventory ON or OFF?
And explain why
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Chromeo
Chromeo
Axiom.
Why is Cowboy Bebop the best anime of all time and all others suck
2
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28
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544
Scritti Politti
Scritti Politti
S
#FREETHECLOUDPFP
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8
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135
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
W
Has site engagement improved since the removal of reaction notifications?
2 3
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50
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1K
Cool Dog Returns
Cool Dog Returns
Fat Gollum
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My fortune cookie said that one of you likes me.
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6
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142
F00LS_3RRAND
F00LS_3RRAND
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
drinks
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3
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74
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
BOOOOOOM
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1
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45
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
Sean Shemmy
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Why the fuck does gaynigger69 have beef with me?
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15
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258
parsnip
parsnip
Quantum Diabetes
Why isn’t the special ed bus called a “tardcarrier “?
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9
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174
Mesh Gear Fox
Mesh Gear Fox
OrionBalls
Beep, beep!
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2
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80
Fat Gollum
Fat Gollum
TroonsDid911
I'm going to get banned.
2
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30
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904
dick brain
dick brain
William Afton
can someone make a thread on fluffdumpster (potential great horrorcow thread?) "omega male" "pheremone maxxer" Draws with shit on walls , trench foot
2
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20
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976
HyperboreanRightsActivist
HyperboreanRightsActivist
The Whore of Babylon
Would posting a cropped image of someone's face constitute Revenge Porn?
serious question for the legally minded kiwis
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3
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108
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
Omori Boy
What's your favorite furry porn to goon to?
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9
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276
Deus Exica
Deus Exica
Hellwalker
If I crack open 2 fortune cookies, does that mean I can pick whichever fortune I want?
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5
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102
Aunt Carol
Aunt Carol
Fat Gollum
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Who's the worst Kiwifarmer?
2
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25
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932
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
OrionBalls
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Did the sticker wars finally come to an end?
2
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21
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439
Trump's Chosen
Trump's Chosen
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
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Being a Retard On The Site
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6
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200
parsnip
parsnip
ShahOfIran1979
The fuck is this supposed to mean?
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10
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236
Quiproquo
Quiproquo
Fat Gollum
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What's the worst thing you've ever read on the internet?
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10
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262
Jason Wynn
Jason Wynn
George Lucas
GF masturbates in her sleep?
What can I do?
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18
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424
Sean Shemmy
Sean Shemmy
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
I'm Sorry.
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6
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151
Dawdler
Dawdler
Fat Gollum
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Is it too late to become an angry video game internet reviewer?
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16
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350
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Cat Phuckers
What games should I play and emulate on my modded NVIDIA Shield Portable?
Old software, great hardware
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12
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248
LowlyPheasent
LowlyPheasent
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
Are Aliens Real?
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3
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98
8mm Cunningham
8mm Cunningham
peachlover669
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what is the best way to come out as tradcath based redpilled looksmaxxer to my parents?
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7
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225
Dyn
Dyn
Biker
why did lolcow.wiki die?
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4
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167
Found the open sauce
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Mortan Shekelstorm
What's your favourite helmet?
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18
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255
Wot Zit Too Yah0996
Wot Zit Too Yah0996
Vindeo
How do I go about safeguarding my private information?
email, address, ip ss number, etc.
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12
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234
Grub
Grub
12345678901
Will you serve X in galactic jihad?
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5
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117
Laburnum
Laburnum
Sparkletor 2.0
How do I stop being miserable whenever Taco Bell is brought up?
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7
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173
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Crass887
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How do I stop being miserable whenever relationships are brought up.
2
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32
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770
FeatherPlucker
FeatherPlucker
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
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Is Prostitution Based???
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12
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233
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
Hellwalker
What's with the exaggeration of fear or sadness when it comes to Video Games?
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2
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81
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SSj_Ness (Yiffed)
SandyCat
Which one of you mugged Patrick Tomlinson outside of a Chubby Cheesesteak's in 2020?
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5
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99
Shig O'nella
Shig O'nella
Patrick Not-Star
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Is "trad" an oxymoron?
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5
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182
soup peddler
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Moths
What is the average PH level of a 'basic' bitch?
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2
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91
Quantum Diabetes
Quantum Diabetes
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
I have over 600,000 reactions. Ask me anything
2
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23
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387
Achtung Bitter
Achtung Bitter
TroonsDid911
Whats a simple video editing program for someone is lazy?
2
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21
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502
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
Agent Abe Caprine
Did you let that sink in?
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4
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125
Maori Kiwifruit Growers
Maori Kiwifruit Growers
Napoleon Bonerfart
Will a herniated nipple naturally heal itself?
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2
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71
Penis Drager 2.0
Penis Drager 2.0
Gorgar
Do you feel like a crew member from Among Us when you're on KiwiFarms?
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5
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147
Shart Attack
Shart Attack
Fat Gollum
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What would you do if you were locked in a vault with Stewie Griffin for a weekend?
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5
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122
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Poppavalyim Andropoff
Omori Boy
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DOES ANYBODY WANT TO FRP?!?!?!
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16
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308
dick brain
dick brain
Glad I couldn't help
What is your favorite Jewish and Democratic state?
Don't be anti-semetic, folks ...
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3
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72
dick brain
dick brain
Daddy's Angry Juice
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WHY WONT YOU GIVE ME A PINK TRIANGLE
2
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20
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526
Alex Hogendorp
Alex Hogendorp
Alex Hogendorp
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What if Canada uses a Taylor Swift song as it's national anthem.
Not just any Taylor Swift song, the most troonish one.
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3
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87
Jesse Nicholas Radin
Jesse Nicholas Radin
Sexy Senior Citizen
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Where did the "Judeo" in "Judeo-Christian Heritage" come from?
2 3
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41
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544
dick brain
dick brain
DoubleMint
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When is the moment to remove my Christmas avatar?
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8
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136
DoubleMint
DoubleMint
Travis Touchdown (REAL)
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Forklift problem
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3
Views
70
Your Starter for 10
Your Starter for 10
Daddy's Angry Juice
Is it possible to get anus surgery without losing anal leakage?
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1
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50
We Are The Witches
We Are The Witches
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