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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Moving on video wasn't posted till October last year. Faith only left around thanksgiving. Did the "kidnapping" by Ralph happen on 19th. september ? Is that's what they are celebrating?
Don't give up May. Keep looking for him. This tweet is during the honeymoon phase?
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Some embarrassing anniversary.
 
Moving on video wasn't posted till October last year. Faith only left around thanksgiving. Did the "kidnapping" by Ralph happen on 19th. september ? Is that's what they are celebrating?
Don't give up May. Keep looking for him. This tweet is during the honeymoon phase?
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Some embarrassing anniversary.
"Maybe one day I'll find a trad man to make me not want to have sex with children... Naw"
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Josh makes a post about DSP. Ralph takes it personally:
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Gator backs up his master with this ice-cold le gem. When someone tells these fags to get a room piggie lashes out:
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At no point was Josh referring to Ralph, the Kill Report or any of their spastic orbiters and yet Ralph and his "crew" were able to spin it into yet another instance of the dang dirty Kiwi Farmers aylawgging them.
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Ralph waves at self-awareness as he passes it by:
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Ralph being jealous I don't play devil's advocate for him is cute.

My point was that DSP is ultimately harmless so being angry or frustrated he is able to stream for a living is stupid.

Ralph is similar to DSP only in that their loss condition is the same: to be unable to stream as a career. Aside from that, Ralph is less likable in almost every way.

Though I'd still not advocate committing crimes against Ralph, and the only reason I said anything was to dissuade others from doing what OP did in that thread.
 
Josh makes a post about DSP. Ralph takes it personally:
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Gator backs up his master with this ice-cold le gem. When someone tells these fags to get a room piggie lashes out:
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At no point was Josh referring to Ralph, the Kill Report or any of their spastic orbiters and yet Ralph and his "crew" were able to spin it into yet another instance of the dang dirty Kiwi Farmers aylawgging them.
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Ralph waves at self-awareness as he passes it by:
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None of this makes any sense. What video games and politics? DSP is a harmless, low-skilled, fat pigroach sperg that sucks at every game he puts his hands on and whines about it. The worst thing he'll do is try and dodge taxes which in the Gunt's grift-right circle would be championed as taxes are theft unless it's going towards muh Aryan ethnostate and building a concentration for the not-my-types.

What a stupid false equivalence. Aside from white collar type tax evasion which DSP's fans foot in the bill for him, what has he done? Assault a cop? Have we seen revenge porn? Trespassing because someone called you 5'1''? Any?

"Basics of a story", I think he meant basis? Still doesn't make sense. Aside from using a big word "exemplify", the rest of piggy's Tweet exemplifies the literacy and comprehension of an 11-year-old who stole his mummy's phone.

Oh no you're disingenuous if you've said shit about meeee that goes in direct contrary to otherrsss, muh double standards, muh morall consistency. Cry more faggot. I thought morality turns the pussy into the Sahara. This isn't even a question about consistency because the person in question is completely different in terms of behaviour and actions.

If we were to list all the moral and ideological inconsistencies of the gunt, we'd be writing an encyclopaedia.
- Wignat, fucks Pakistani
- Cuties is bad but associates with Dax
- Cuties is bad but associates with Vito
- Cuties is bad but fucks a paedophile
- Mundane Matt flagging, flagged over 10 times more himself
- Freedom of speech, don't say nigger on my streams
- Freedom of speech, don't say kike on my streams
- Freedom of speech, don't say {placeholder} on my streams
- Doxxxing bad, doxxes {insert someone here}
- Fan Forum harassing muh alleged babeh, facedoxxxes Xander on /cow/
- Kraut's discord shit is bad, does exactly that himself

Fuck off you disingenuous fat worthless drunk. Cry your bitchtits off. Daily reminder that 60% were against making a subforum until you graced us with a bestiality film of your baby mama and tried to pressure her into a threesome with a paedophile.

Here's DSP's spending which to be fair, doesn't look bad at all, aside from that WWE whatever, sounds like a waste of money.
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Gunt's, an estimate.
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Josh makes a post about DSP. Ralph takes it personally:
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Gator backs up his master with this ice-cold le gem. When someone tells these fags to get a room piggie lashes out:
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Tweet | Archive

At no point was Josh referring to Ralph, the Kill Report or any of their spastic orbiters and yet Ralph and his "crew" were able to spin it into yet another instance of the dang dirty Kiwi Farmers aylawgging them.
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Ralph waves at self-awareness as he passes it by:
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Just want it on record that Ralph compared himself to DSP to try and 1-up himself, what a time to be alive
 
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Ralph is sat kvetching purely because people think DSP is better than him. Ralph if you're reading this, DSP is better than you:
He earns more money than you.
He is more famous than you.
He's more likeable than you.
He doesn't put his entire piggy life onto the internet, and actively - albeit unsuccessfully - tries to keep his shit off the internet.
He's less fat than you.
His mother and father are alive, and he doesn't have parental abandonment issues.
He hasn't spawned a child with a teenager he abused.
He doesn't fuck a paedophile.
He even deals with trolls better than you!

There isn't a single metric by which you're better than Phil Ralph, and I know that hurts you deep in the cockles of your Gunt - but it's truuuuu
 
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DSP also didn't have the help from Jim to make his streams a "success". No one watched Jim's DSP stream-overs and thought "yeah, you know what, I think I'll go check out Phil now".

Ralph on the other hand, had his balls thoroughly massaged by Jim. Everything nicely slid into place IBS wise for Ralph, because of 2 people - Jim and Zidan.
Jim bringing the two moronic halves of the same superberry pie together - Tonka and Ralph. Jim's feud with Sargon produced endless content. Jim's attention on the Mundane Matt call. Zidan's call out of Mundane Matt. Zidan's organization of guests.

No one was chanting in DSP chats "BRING ON JIM". They were doing it in the KS chat. Without the help of those two, the KS is what it is today.

DSP doesn't need Jim to make content for him. How Ralph could possibly compare himself to Phil is the absolute peak of delusion.
 
"Private life" nigger you put all of that out to the world yourself! ON THE SHOWS YOU LISTED! Everyone knows you put literally every non mundane detail that happens to you on the internet, and most mundane stuff too and hype it up, cause you are so boring.

"Ralphamales you shoulda seen it! This bitch of a fly, I called it Josh Moon, was flying around, I spent 30 minutes hunting that fly down. Finally killed that cunt Josh Moon, biggest achievement of the week ralphamales"
 
Josh makes a post about DSP. Ralph takes it personally:
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Gator backs up his master with this ice-cold le gem. When someone tells these fags to get a room piggie lashes out:
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At no point was Josh referring to Ralph, the Kill Report or any of their spastic orbiters and yet Ralph and his "crew" were able to spin it into yet another instance of the dang dirty Kiwi Farmers aylawgging them.
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Ralph waves at self-awareness as he passes it by:
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Gaytor comparing DSP to Ralph ? :story: also DSP and Ralph are nothing alike besides that they're both lolcows and Ralph being clearly much worse then DSP.
Ralph is sat kvetching purely because people think DSP is better than him. Ralph if you're reading this, DSP is better than you:
He earns more money than you.
He is more famous than you.
He's more likeable than you.
He doesn't put his entire piggy life onto the internet, and actively - albeit unsuccessfully - tries to keep his shit off the internet.
He's less fat than you.
His mother and father are alive, and he doesn't have parental abandonment issues.
He hasn't spawned a child with a teenager he abused.
He doesn't fuck a paedophile.
He even deals with trolls better than you!

There isn't a single metric by which you're better than Phil Ralph, and I know that hurts you deep in the cockles of your Gunt - but it's truuuuu
Also DSP isn't banned from everything like Ralph.
 
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