Bank Documents [18-Sept-2021] - Didn't learn a thing from the bankruptcy

I think the biggest surprise in that chart is that “grooming” expenses even show up. I mean we do mean “grooming” as in “personal hygiene” and not the other thing involving underaged fan girls, right? … right? Y’know what, forget I asked, because after the past few months, I don’t think we’re mentally prepared for an answer anymore.

oh and “unknown” is Porn. Phil is the type of moron to pay for porn.
 
I think the biggest surprise in that chart is that “grooming” expenses even show up. I mean we do mean “grooming” as in “personal hygiene” and not the other thing involving underaged fan girls, right? … right? Y’know what, forget I asked, because after the past few months, I don’t think we’re mentally prepared for an answer anymore.

oh and “unknown” is Porn. Phil is the type of moron to pay for porn.
im gonna assume thats either jasper related or kat related.
 
oh and “unknown” is Porn. Phil is the type of moron to pay for porn
Holy shit is he still paying for Brazzers? Years ago, I think we confirmed that subscription.

I wanna believe he's been subscribed to and only to Brazzers for years because he was convinced it was the best porn site, the same way the "Gourmet" frozen dinner is the "best".
 
Tips tracker has been updated with the leak info, will parse through it for category updates when I get some time.

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Fuck, I remember when I paid my car off. It felt good, "I don't have this monthly drain of hundreds of dollars that I can now do other stuff with? AWESOME!" That's all I could think about while I look at his mortgage, and see it's close to (actually less) than what he spends on wrestler pictures. Just imagine having some recurring monthly bill of that size wiped from your living expenses; and how much freedom it'd give you to do other stuff. Now imagine that bill isn't even your living expenses, just your inability to get your shit together. God fucking damnitt, I'm not poor, but I'd be happy for an extra $2,000 a month.
 
Holy shit is he still paying for Brazzers? Years ago, I think we confirmed that subscription.

I wanna believe he's been subscribed to and only to Brazzers for years because he was convinced it was the best porn site, the same way the "Gourmet" frozen dinner is the "best".
even if it was the best porn site, that'd be weird for him to subcscribe to it, because he has zero libido if his interactions with panda were any indication.
 
I don't remember the details but didn't he have some weird shenanigans trying to purchase a PS5 with how he was juggling his paypal and bank account that had him get it a day later?
Absolutely. He changed the paiement method just prior to the release, and it had Amazon send his pre-order to the bottom of the list, which he ranted profusely about.
 
I think the biggest surprise in that chart is that “grooming” expenses even show up. I mean we do mean “grooming” as in “personal hygiene” and not the other thing involving underaged fan girls, right? … right? Y’know what, forget I asked, because after the past few months, I don’t think we’re mentally prepared for an answer anymore.

oh and “unknown” is Porn. Phil is the type of moron to pay for porn.
Phil is also the type of moron who is too lazy/too much of an avoidant pussy to go and cancel recurrent charges for things he no longer uses.

Both explanations are possible.

Also, the alcohol charges are just mind boggling. You know he isn't drinking expensive wine or Scotch. Kat probably drinks box wine or something equally cheap. How the fuck is he spending that much money on booze?! If he was going out to cocktail bars every day or something for 17$ drinks I could see it...but Monday night solo drinking in his gout cave and consuming that much is just crazy. He's not a young man. I would think a few drinks would just put his ass to sleep. It also explains that rocking behavior. Phil has serious hangover anxiety all the time.
 
4. I have no idea how this man is spending so much money on pet food. He’s either feeding jasper canned food three times a day (instead of once a day while balancing the cat’s meal with dry food) or buying him toys on a weekly basis; or a mix of both. Jasper has gotten fatter so I assume he’s been feeding the poor animal just as much as he’s been feeding his now inevitably fat wife. These three just exist to spend money and eat food. What a life.
So while he shouldn't be feeding Jasper 3x a day with soft food, he also shouldn't be feeding him dry food if he is neutered/spayed. Male cat piss crystalizes in their urethra and causes a blockage where they end up dying in the end and dry food makes it happen a lot quicker. Granted, I'm not a vet so I'm going off of personal experience, but I have 2 cats that only eat soft food and I don't spend nearly as much on their food or enrichment materials.
 
Jesus. Fuck. What a sad state of affairs for Phil, and I thought i was bad when I flushed 700$ down the toilet for an app game! But, I only did that once! Not 800 other times!
One time or a million times this is still ridiculous lolcow behavior. I should really learn how to make one of those shitty pay to play mobile apps so I can do a Scrooge McDuck roll through a pile of wet $1 bills pried from the greasy hands of foolish neckbeards.
 
@bad seed He has never shown his liquor cabinet, but in many videos back when he still did house tours and vacation vlogs he would always have a bottle of Tanqueray gin at the ready on the nightstand or anywhere else. Here's an example.
In case the timestamp doesn't work, at 0:20 you can see a bottle of Tanqueray on the TV stand. EDIT: it's even visible on the thumbnail lol

Jeezus, I kept skipping ahead and every time it resumed playing he was talking about what kind of food they had or were going to have! One thing from that video that you can see is the difference between Leanna and Kat though, and how, while annoying as she could be, Leanna was probably WAY better for him than somebody like Kat. Kat seems like she was probably one of the worst things that could come along after Panda peaced out.

Whatever people have to say that's bad about Leanna, she at least behaved like some kind of normal person in a relationship. Can you picture Kat dancing around like Panda in this video, laughing at Phil's dumb jokes, seeming genuinely happy? What a downgrade and clearly one that has not been good for him.

I imagine some of this kind of spending was a big factor in her leaving too, no? Whereas, Kat seems to be fine with whatever as long as she's getting, apparently, 6 square meals a day and a roof over her. Panda was really active online too, even engaging directly with detractors, and probably saw a lot of things about Phil's wasteful spending and overall toxic behavior that he can probably hide from Kat by so strictly keeping her off the internet to 'protect her from trolls'. It probably had to be pretty sobering seeing his reaction to her hospital visit, knowing he was sinking an amount greater than their mortgage into mobile games every month, probably some of it while he was sitting there waiting for a nurse! Good time to get a couple games in, eh?

Kat just seems like the worst kind of partner for someone who is as lazy and sedentary as Phil. She's clearly a willing participant in his culinary gluttony. Panda seemed like she wanted a more active and positive lifestyle.

Another big difference I see is that Panda probably, don't ask me why, had an actual interest in sex with Phil, and how much of a libido could he possibly have after gorging on food delivery, gin, and sitting on the couch staring at a screen for hours after he gets off 'work' where he... sits on his ass and stares at a screen for hours? You think he was doing all this and in any way keeping up with someone in their 20s if you assume she had the normal / average sex drive? This has to kind of confirm that him and Kat have a relationship devoid of anything physical.

Idk though. It seems Panda had some at least somewhat healthy impulses by getting tf out of Fort Snort. Phil could have really dragged her down into a sad and pathetic life. Since leaving, she seems like she leads a pretty normal 20-some y/o life based on her IG.
 
This has probably been brought up, but does any of this confirm he bought the Xbox, Laptop and gaming chair?
No and we have no way of knowing what happened there. The issue is that money which never hit his Bank of America account (i.e. it was in his PayPal and spent right from there) would not be accounted for here at all. There is more in the spoiler but based on some of the other data in this thread I expect that his Paypal-only income is much, much larger than the cost of any of the unaccounted-for items like the vests or Xbox. Then there is the big unknown that is OIC, I believe the leaked emails showed some of those really were gifts from him but we never got confirmation on all of them.

If we do math that is only half a step above outright making shit up we can be confident that the PayPal-only number is simply too large to figure out what he bought from there: The "DSP Credits" . csv file for February-September adds up to $48,000 and change while the "Debits" file adds up to $78,000 and change. The difference is $30,000 which means his Paypal-only money + overdrafts are worth at least that much. The leaked credit reports showed he has no credit cards or home equity lines of credit so all we need to concern ourselves with is cash assets.

To answer the question of "well then why isn't his BoA account $30,000 in the hole" I don't have a perfect answer but my guess is that BoA's new account functionality which effectively merges BoA and PayPal accounts in the same UI has some sort of tracking error. More to the point I imagine that if he were $30,000 in debt with nothing to secure it BoA would have already sued.
 
WWE Network would by in the Comcast bill now.
WWE Network doesn't work in the US now, unless you use a VPN. WWE made a deal with Peacock to host all of it's wrestling content and PPV's. If you have Comcast/Xfinity internet, you get Peacock for free. Don't know if this has been stated before. He saved himself a big $10 by having Comcast internet.
 
Start of MFS stream. He took a solid minute of silence after Barrel Shroud message and resumed as if nothing.
 

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