Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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I always assumed it was a nickname from high school or something.

If that where the Case His shitty podcast should be called the fat retard faggot

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I always assumed it was a nickname from high school or something.

I can think of a hundred names they probably called him in Highschool and not a single one is flattering enough to use as the name for a podcast.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

I like how Bob's hatred for this children's movie's casting unearthed some of his hatred for Yoshi's Island

Where did he say he hated that game? Was it in his book?

I hope the various estates succeed in wrangling the MCU and Marvel away from the Rat. Disney needs to be knocked down a few pegs, and Bob's squeals of pain will be hilarious.

Bob if that happens:

Just remember Bob, Nintendo willfully sold the rights to make this movie to the people who made Minions

Let'sa fucking go

I still want to know what exactly the people at Nintendo saw in Illumination of all studios.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Where did he say he hated that game? Was it in his book?

Bob if that happens:

I still want to know what exactly the people at Nintendo saw in Illumination of all studios.

Illumination is owned by Comcast just like Universal Studios and Nintendo apparently had a good relationship with them from the theme park deals.

 

[Captain Marvelous]

Illumination is owned by Comcast just like Universal Studios and Nintendo apparently had a good relationship with them from the theme park deals.

Oh, okay. That makes sense.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Where did he say he hated that game? Was it in his book?

It's because he had a meltdown when he was 15 over the fact that Mario was born in the Mushroom Kingdom and not from Brooklyn (he is not the only sperg to meltdown about this but one of the most prolific).

 

[BScCollateral]

I would go out on a limb and say some people might enjoy listening to those individual elements in its own dedicated podcast for each subject.

Agreed, if you can tell the stories well. Jean Shepherd wrote about growing up during the Depression and wanting a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas. Never mind that they never actually made a Red Ryder BB gun with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time, but Shepherd's story about it had so much impact the Daisy company actually licensed and made a fictional toy so people would stop asking for it.

I keep seeing people on this site poo-pooing ideas for stories. It's bullshit because the idea behind a story is the least important part of it. The Day the Earth Stood Still has the same idea as Plan 9 From Outer Space and Santo Contra Los Marcianos. There are very few bad ideas, just bad execution.

 

[BScCollateral]

Question for fellow Bobologists: I'm going back through the thread in a Sisyphean attempt to do an update to the OP and I see "moon wheat" pop up frequently. What is the origin of moon wheat? I have the vaguest idea and seem to think it was some idea or belief espoused by either Hillary Clinton or Brianna Wu that we could grow it on the moon somehow.

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, by Robert Heinlein. The book is economic SF based on the curious fact it is much cheaper to transport goods from the Moon to Earth than vice-versa.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress, by Robert Heinlein. The book is economic SF based on the curious fact it is much cheaper to transport goods from the Moon to Earth than vice-versa.

It's a fun Sci-Fi concept, but for it to be in any way viable to ship wheat all the way from the moon, the entirety of planet earth would have to be so desolate that you couldn't grow anything on the soil.

I think this is something that happens all the time with Bob. He sees a cool sci-fi concept and ignores the miserable implications behind what would necessitate it or somehow deludes himself into thinking they'd be acceptable.

 

[King Dead]

The Democrats have run out of things to blame; now they are even blaming all the girls who ever jilted Zuckerberg.
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It is lucky that Bobby didn't have more troubles with girls, or we wouldn't even be alive to shoot the breeze here.

Y'know, it's never not funny to watch Blobbo try to dunk on people like Tucker Carlson or Glenn Greenwald (as seen a few tweets below this one), or shit, even Trump. No matter what failures any of these men have had in life, the least of their successes vastly outshines the greatest of Bobby's. Tucker is (I believe) the most-watched cable news host right now, Glenn has had a great journalistic career, and do I even need to go into Trump's laundry list of winning? Oh, and all of them have loving families and have had sex. I'd gladly take a rejection notice from the CIA if it meant I could have a life a tenth as successful as any of them.

What's Bob got to show for himself? A Twitter blue checkmark, a middling Youtube channel, and a slowly dwindling Patreon. Yeah, you're really living the high life, fatso.

David Hogg makes an optimistic prediction. Ah how I miss youth.
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Still, Bobby is right in pointing out that Hogg has successfully lifted himself out of his cohort -- simply by not going to school that day.

Gojira's spot on about why David Hogg is wrong. Kids are always full of naive optimism about how they're totally going to change the world and be the ones to bring about the fully automated luxury gay space communism of their dreams, where everybody gets paid infinite dollars to sit around and sniff their own farts all day. Then they get older, reality sets in, and those dreams die fast and hard. When you have to start paying your own bills, when you have to take care of more people than just yourself, when you have a home and a family to support, that's when you start to realize that hey, you actually would rather keep more of your paycheck, and the government is fucking retarded almost all the time. The old adage of "if you're not a liberal in your 20s, you have no heart; if you're not a conservative in your 30s, you have no brain" rings true for a reason.

Hogg et. al. will fade into the sunset eventually, if he doesn't end up becoming a stoned weirdo ranting in a coffeeshop in some liberal shithole. And the next generation will come along and repeat the same old song and dance, while the rest of us just shake our heads and have a sensible chuckle about it all.

I dunno how to tie Bob back into this, so I'll just say he's fat and move on.

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George may have had more of the plot for the whole Star Wars saga mapped out before filming the first movie, but the reason it works is because it's a self-contained movie. Remove the opening crawl, and you don't really miss a thing with regards to the plot, as the details can be worked out fairly quickly through context: good guys are being chased by much stronger bad guys, something important is being smuggled. Beyond that, the film is a standard hero's journey in space, with a conclusive ending to the story laid out over its runtime, a smart move when there was no guarantee of its success. If there were never a sequel, it would stand perfectly fine on its own. The same is pretty much true of all the movies; even though there's more of a connecting thread between them once George had enough money and sway to ensure multiple movies could be made, each one works as its own movie.

The problem with the sequels is that they delegated all of the worldbuilding to supplementary material, with little to no indication that they'd done so. You can't start off in the middle of the story again like you did with Episode 4, you need to give some sort of explanation as to how the fuck the Empire just magic'd itself back to full strength after being pretty much conclusively beaten at the end of Episode 6. But that's just what JJ did anyway, so instead you have to go read some garbage prequel novel by Cuck Windbag to try and make some sense of what the fuck happened. And it's made all the worse by the fact that there's nobody tard wrangling the writers to lay down a consistent canon, so it's constantly being retconned when it's not just flat-out contradictory.

Bob's an absolute retard to insinuate that Lucas's Star Wars movies have zero worldbuilding and lore in the movies themselves and are nothing more than a bunch of action scenes strung together. That's certainly true of the sequels, but George was adept at creating a world and (supported by an excellent team) bringing it to life, not just through the plot but also the visuals. But hey, it's a day ending in Y, so Bob's gotta be wrong about something.

Also, what the fuck kind of statement is "you can swap around all the proper nouns and names and it still works"? I can't tell if it's so generic it would apply to any story, or so retarded in this case specifically.

 

[Mr. Nobodyguy 202]

That implies Bob would even be allowed on a space ship


Bob hopes the movie flops when the issue is that Illumination basically uses low budgets and the way they work with their movies that guarantees it would make bank especially with the release date being when it's likely that COVID hysteria would be over so the current issues with the return to theatres wouldn't affect it. Who knew that Bob's desire for the theatres reopening would end up creating his worst nightmare.

>Nintendo finally announces a Super Mario Bros movie to be released in theaters
>Gamers around the world scream in delight
>Meanwhile, in middle class suburbia, a little boy begs his mother to take him to see the movie
>His mother takes him the day the film opens and gets an early spot in the theater
>To his surprise, the other people crowding in are not children and their parents, but dozens of enormous, rotund men with long hair, acne, and neck beards
>One such man walks down the aisle they are sitting in, his massive ass rubbing up against the mother and her son
>Disgusted, the mother gets up and tries to take her son to another theater
>She is horrified to find that other neckbeards are sitting all around her, and she can't get them to move
>She and her son are encased in a prison of lard
>The movie starts
>Sobbing, the mother and son remain seated, hoping to weather the storm until the movie is over
>When an instrumental of the theme song starts up, all the gamers sing it very loudly, scaring the boy to tears
>When the man sitting next to him raises his flabby arms to clap and cheer, he is assaulted with a noxious cloud of body odor
>The film continues, and there is a brief scene where Luigi's butt is front and center
>Suddenly, everyone in the theater goes deathly quiet, and for once the boy can hear what the characters are saying
>Not for long
>Everyone pulls their XXL gym shorts down and begins fapping furiously to the scene which has already passed
>The mother grabs her son and holds her close, praying for it to end
>suddenly, audible ejaculations everywhere as semen is sprayed into the air in fountains, showering the girl in gamer seed
>no easy task to clear the ground
>plant our tiny seeds

 

[Cantercoin]

It's because he had a meltdown when he was 15 over the fact that Mario was born in the Mushroom Kingdom and not from Brooklyn (he is not the only sperg to meltdown about this but one of the most prolific).

You mean there's more spergs out there where they think Mario not coming from Brooklyn is like the Holocaust and 9/11 rolled into one?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You mean there's more spergs out there where they think Mario not coming from Brooklyn is like the Holocaust and 9/11 rolled into one?

Yes I know there is another Channel Awesome reject who looks like a beta Danny Devito who whined about Mario not coming from Brooklyn

 

[glib]

That implies Bob would even be allowed on a space ship

Bob would be this guy

Only in the JJ verse, and stopping Kirk from being based. Bob would probably claim the Klingons are holding the Federation back, and Bajoran superstition would make him side with Cardassia.

But yeah he would never be allowed in Starfleet because he wouldnt be able to maintain the prime directive.

 

[Koby_Fish]

We have so many brainless people 30+ here, Bob would fit right in if he moved here. I mean, Bob's every bit as stupid as the one lady who was interviewed by the news (actually more than one over time, but I recall a specific instance) who I guess was in her 30s-40s who said, "I'd GLADLY pay MORE taxes to make sure [insert issue here to get solved]." From making sure teachers get paid more, to making sure people have better health care, etc.

Is there something about being close to the ocean that makes people stupid, or is it just that the ocean attracts stupid people?


By the way, can anyone find Blobbo's doxxed address (that he claimed a little while ago on twitter that he "moved from") and compare it to Google Maps to see whether that house is "down the road" anywhere near a damn beach to see whether he's full of shit?

 

[Quixotic Man]

I didn't know Bob had moved out of the Revere basement.

Anyway his voter registration now lists him as living in Lynn, MA. It was previously listed as Revere.



All mortgage documents for 12 Southside is in the name of Patricia Chipman. Who I can now confirm is Bob's mom after reading her husband Pete's, obituary,



So it looks like Bob might have moved back in with his mom.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

So it looks like Bob might have moved back in with his mom.

Truly where all of the most farsighted prophets of progress can be found.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Go fuck yourself, you don't understand the emotional impact"

This is what they have been reduced to. References to pop culture are now enough to trigger strong emotions, and make whatever piece of dredge attached to it into an instant bona fide masterpiece. And don't question it, because evoking these emotions are the point of cinema or something.
It is no longer about showing multiple facets of humanity and how it reacts to certain situations, no longer about questioning certain points of view, no longer about showing an interpretation of history and plots, no longer about creating something. Now all it needs to entertain are cheap references to past works, sometimes verbatim. And the audiences will eat it up, because why not? They now feel smart because of understanding it and knowing where it came from, enough to openly cheer for it, perhaps even get misty-eyed over it.

And supposed "experts" like Vozhd Blob Chyepmyen are all for it.

They are shut-ins. They have had no life experiences beyond consooming products. Heck, "Consoom Product" has replaced all meaningful life experiences. They vicariously live through the fictional characters they see on screen.

It's like people who live through their children, except those people have actually had sex.

I didn't know Bob had moved out of the Revere basement.

Anyway his voter registration now lists him as living in Lynn, MA. It was previously listed as Revere.

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All mortgage documents for 12 Southside is in the name of Patricia Chipman.

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So it looks like Bob might have moved back in with his mom.

Moving in with mom at the age of 40 is a new low for the diabetic dictator. And yes, I'm counting his culinary experiments.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I didn't know Bob had moved out of the Revere basement.

Anyway his voter registration now lists him as living in Lynn, MA. It was previously listed as Revere.

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All mortgage documents for 12 Southside is in the name of Patricia Chipman.

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So it looks like Bob might have moved back in with his mom.

Hodee shid that makes this soooooooo much sweeter

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Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Real talk though: I HAVE thoug…

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Spoiler: Tweeted pic

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Bob's pic

You own nothing Bob. There's no property for you to hang gaudy anything off of. I'd say something like "way to completely miss the point of the sign" or "glass houses Bob" but none of that matters because you own nothing. Even your dumber baby brother owns land, even if it was most likely gifted to him.

Now I don't know Bob's situation. It is possible that he moved back in with mama because of some health issue and he's there to take care of her, doing the one good thing in his life. It is also possible that he has no money and and he moved back in with mama until he could get some scratch together. It is also possible that he's finally reaching the end of his own love quest because why not? It's 2021 and the dam's already broke. Even Chris has said that love is love so clearly he wouldn't be against such debauchery.

Mother fucking jokes aside, the take away is that Bob tried to mock someone trying to defend, a generous word but I can't think of a more precise one right now, their property by juxtaposing a stock picture of someone else's, albeit gaudy, property while he himself owns, and thus has far less skin in the game, nothing.

I have no idea what he means by not getting his mail. Is he implying that mail does not get delivered to MAGAchuds or is he saying that the feds go through their mail or is he stupid and didn't see a mailbox and just assumef that these MAGAchuds were too dumb to put out a mailbox so they can't get mail?

The replies:

I swear I've showcased the top one before. They're a furry porn artist that draws furries with nice shapely tits and a throbbing, ejaculating dong using a neon color pallet. I can almost guarantee that he doesn't own property either because he follows more people than actually follow him and that's not good for your porn commissions.

I have no idea who this SeniorMoments17 is. Their time line is a bit schitzo so it's possible they're just a troll.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I didn't know Bob had moved out of the Revere basement.

Anyway his voter registration now lists him as living in Lynn, MA. It was previously listed as Revere.

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All mortgage documents for 12 Southside is in the name of Patricia Chipman. Who I can now confirm is Bob's mom after reading her husband Pete's, obituary,

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So it looks like Bob might have moved back in with his mom.

Hah, holy shit. He must be in more dire straits than we realized. Unfortunately this means that he's less likely to get a real job and quit with mommy supporting him.

If he ever admits it, he'll probably reframe it as him taking care of her despite it obviously being the other way around.