Prison Letters Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)

[weegrumpy]

a little doodle for your consideration, as someone asked earlier , late I know, but I call this the last mukbang!!!!

 

[anti SJW]

Just announced, new musical, Chris Chan Superstar.

 

[Cuntflaps]

I just realized something, oh fuck. If God impregnated Mary and Mary gave birth to Jesus who was God on Earth, then that means Jesus and Mary technically...oh boy.

 

[womenwithoutwhiskey]

As relatively new to Christory (four or five years ago)...

"Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from Andy Warhol, my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself..."

Does anyone understand the Andy Warhol reference?

 

[Dagobert]

As relatively new to Christory (four or five years ago)...

"Firstly, and Vitally, it should be made obvious and clear that aside from Andy Warhol, my life events at present and so far can directly be compared and matched with that which have been chronicled of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth himself..."

Does anyone understand the Andy Warhol reference?

It's a reference to this book.

 

[womenwithoutwhiskey]

It's a reference to this book.

Christ.

Seems like I have something to read this weekend.

 

[draggs]

I wish Chris converted to Islam instead, if only to see what the fuck he would’ve made of it.

Move over Muhammad, Allah has a new Prophet

 

[thegooddoctor]

Well that sure was a lot of words that meant fuck all, good to see he’s now completely insane, No surprise there.

 

[Jack Awful]

I wish Chris converted to Islam instead, if only to see what the fuck he would’ve made of it.

Allah Ackbar!

 

[Baloney Face]

I don't think Jesus would settle for a Jewish lawyer, but hey, it's 2021. Maybe times have changed.

Won't speculate about Jesus, but every homey knows you want a Jewish public defender, not a black one.

Note: Those two groups predominate among public defenders in US cities with lots of blacks.

 

[Everything Beagle]

back in the 'good old days' the internet was a lot more fragmented and thus it was harder for white knights to even get in contact with chris. these days all they have to do is like his posts on twitter and throw money at him on patreon

I miss usenet.

 

[Itazedmymother]

If Chris takes the stand, He is fucked.

Chris has the right to remain silent, but not the ability.

Yeah

 

[100pcent]

I just realized something, oh fuck. If God impregnated Mary and Mary gave birth to Jesus who was God on Earth, then that means Jesus and Mary technically...oh boy.

I'm pretty sure God/Jesus/the holy spirit didn't use his penis to impregnate Mary. It was called immaculate conception because it happened with no intercourse. Joseph most certainly knocked Mary up tho, appearantly Jesus had family that always wondered what was up with him. John the Baptist was Jesus's cousin and he said that Jesus performed so many miracles that they couldn't fit inside all of the books in the world.

 

[Baloney Face]

I'm pretty sure God/Jesus/the holy spirit didn't use his penis to impregnate Mary.

OT:
You are correct according to standard brand Christianity, but Mormons would disagree.
They might not go around talking of penises, but they do believe in a corporeal God.

 

[Everything Beagle]

I have always suspected that Chris is, at minimum, schizotypal, in addition to, or instead of, autistic, but, even I have to admit a degree of surprise at this.

Remarkable.



There is a fantastic book about that exact thing, Milton Rokeach's "The Three Christs of Yipsilanti."

There's a concept called the Jerusalem Syndrome, but Chris would have to have swapped Jerusalem for jail.
Jerusalem Syndrome

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

It makes me sad, because this is practically textbook manic state, with schizophrenia added on. He must have been bipolar to some degree all along, and being in jail has caused a BIG break. The only hope for him is a tailored set of meds, and I wonder if jail is even a place where you CAN get that.

If he'd been medicated properly BEFORE this shit happened, it may well have not happened. Too late for that now.

He's a lot of things but he is not bipolar. One can be in a manic state without being bipolar.

 

[Everything Beagle]

Did a double take there. For a minute I thought in the upper right it said 'BITCOIN'. "My god, even in the past they had crypto-hucksters!"

Just a little tiny bit of Photoshop...

 

[The Great Chandler]

I discovered Chris Chan back in 2015 through an autistic middle school friend of one of my younger brothers (whom said friend was kind of a lolcow). Already had a headstart into looking into his decline via CWCKI and vids related to him. By then, he was barely gaining notoriety on normie circles.

Flash forward to 2021, now the normies heard of him thanks to Twitter. Aside from the tryhard newfags acting like they're all that and oldfags mumbling about them, Chris hasn't gotten this much attention since the Vsauce interview and his weird ass inclusion in that Shrek retelling collaboration thing.

Whatever the future for Chris brings us, we'll at least cherish the fun he brought to us. From sperging out over a Pappa the Rappa contest to humping his PS3. From Carlos Chantor to Christine the Goddess. It's a sure as hell bleak future for him, but you can't deny the enormous contribution he made to the internet, albeit unwitting.

All of this began in a Pokemón forum, it ends in a cell.

 

[spinch]

He's a lot of things but he is not bipolar. One can be in a manic state without being bipolar.

I was gonna say this. Generally, bipolar people who get manic enough to experience delusions of godhood tend to do it multiple times- on a cycle. (That's kind of the whole point actually.) They also tend to be the more lucid, intelligent people. This seems like a manic/psychotic mixed episode, likely brought on from the absolute stress of his situation and denial that he's done anything wrong.

 

[Bubb_Rubb]

Christ.

*Chris