Mario Bros. Set to Jump to Big Screen in Movie Deal with Universal’s Illumination - Paging Movie Bob, Paging Movie Bob...

[Psyduck]

This is actually how I've seen people reacting on Facebook articles ads about it that are recommended to me.

Social Media always there to remind me the average joe is a fucking consoomer retard.

Kid has the most punchable face

 

[King Ghidorah]

To be honest I kinda get chris pratt a bit as he's shown to be competent in the 'kid's movie everyman protagonist' as shown by the lego movie and I feel like that's how mario will be characterized in this movie given he frankly doesn't have a character otherwise

 

[Fat Tub of Lard]

And then there's John "uses Latinx unironically" Leguizamo, bitching about the "all white" cast, because apparently Keegan Michael Key and Kevin Michael Richardson are white.

You know, in hindsight, him being the voice of Sid in the Ice Age movies was perfect casting: they're both retarded spazzes that have no idea what the hell they're talking about!

 

[TVB]

And then there's John "uses Latinx unironically" Leguizamo, bitching about the "all white" cast, because apparently Keegan Michael Key and Kevin Michael Richardson are white.

You know, in hindsight, him being the voice of Sid in the Ice Age movies was perfect casting: they're both retarded spazzes that have no idea what the hell they're talking about!

Did he forget that Kevin Michael, being a black VA, has also voiced everyone no matter what race?

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

And then there's John "uses Latinx unironically" Leguizamo, bitching about the "all white" cast, because apparently Keegan Michael Key and Kevin Michael Richardson are white.

You know, in hindsight, him being the voice of Sid in the Ice Age movies was perfect casting: they're both retarded spazzes that have no idea what the hell they're talking about!

For those who don’t want to click links.

So this is how I find out he went super-woke.

 

[TVB]

For those who don’t want to click links.
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So this is how I find out he went super-woke.

To be fair, from the same guy who played some of the stupidest characters ever, one of them being Sid the Sloth from the Ice Age franchise, as well as playing Joe "Pest" Vargas in The Pest, it's safe to say that like the characters he's played over the years, he too is stupid.

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

"Plus I'm the only one who knows how to make this movie work script wise!"

You mean with pulls of whiskey between takes?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

For those who don’t want to click links.
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This sounds so passive aggressive. He's probably mad people will have more reason to shit on his movie

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

To be fair, from the same guy who played some of the stupidest characters ever, one of them being Sid the Sloth from the Ice Age franchise, as well as playing Joe "Pest" Vargas in The Pest, it's safe to say that like the characters he's played over the years, he too is stupid.

Don’t forget that time when he tried to (almost) upstage John Wick

In real life, he actually thinks he’s a badass when he spouts “woke” nonsense like “Mario should be Latinx”

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Don’t forget that time when he tried to (almost) upstage John Wick

In real life, he actually thinks he’s a badass when he spouts “woke” nonsense like “Mario should be Latinx”

I do find it funny how he acts like his mario movie is the pinnacle of diversity when there was only one actor who wasn't white playing a named character.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Part 3.

 

[Marissa Moira]

So this is how I find out he went super-woke.

Man this now means him smashing Andy Dick's face into bar until he fractured his skull wasn't an act of righteous indignation, but some petty bullshit because a white man let his guard down.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

There’s something about seeing so many people just die of laughter with each new cast member shown that is incredibly fun to watch.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

TFW Sonic will have the higher quality movie compared to mario

It's funny though, both movies had polar opposite reactions to when the announcements were made

Sonic:
"JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!?! I'M SO FUCKING SCARED OF THIS NIGHTMARE FUEL!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN BLUE ARMS!!!"
*studio changes model last minute, (almost) everyone is ok with it now*

Mario:
Everyone dies laughing. Mario is the most recognized name in video games which means normalfags will suck it all up while actual gamers are completely shitting on it because they see the writing on the wall.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's funny though, both movies had polar opposite reactions to when the announcements were made

Sonic:
"JESUS CHRIST WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT?!?!?! I'M SO FUCKING SCARED OF THIS NIGHTMARE FUEL!!! THIS IS WORSE THAN BLUE ARMS!!!"
*studio changes model last minute, (almost) everyone is ok with it now*

Mario:
Everyone dies laughing. Mario is the most recognized name in video games which means normalfags will suck it all up while actual gamers are completely shitting on it because they see the writing on the wall.

I don't know about only actual gamers shitting on it since twitter tards are mad about it because Chris Pratt is not italian and well "game" reviewer Movieblob is mad about it because they didn't make it a Fantasy Epic movie with the greatest actors of all time.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I don't know about only actual gamers shitting on it since twitter tards are mad about it because Chris Pratt is not italian and well "game" reviewer Movieblob is mad about it because they didn't make it a Fantasy Epic movie with the greatest actors of all time.

I don't count twitter though because they get mad at ANYTHING.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I don't count twitter though because they get mad at ANYTHING.

That's true. They'd get mad even if the movie wasn't going to clearly just be a regular ass animated movie

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I don't know about only actual gamers shitting on it since twitter tards are mad about it because Chris Pratt is not italian and well "game" reviewer Movieblob is mad about it because they didn't make it a Fantasy Epic movie with the greatest actors of all time.

As if the script he wrote for a Mario movie wasn’t cringy as hell.

Or his “dark and gritty” Care Bears movie about why atheism is the best.

Or his Terminator script where the Terminator is the hero bringing automation to the world and the villain is a blue collar redneck from the south who comes back in time to destroy technology.

Theses are all real and not exaggerations.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

As if the script he wrote for a Mario movie wasn’t cringy as hell.

Or his “dark and gritty” Care Bears movie about why atheism is the best.

Or his Terminator script where the Terminator is the hero bringing automation to the world and the villain is a blue collar redneck from the south who comes back in time to destroy technology.

Theses are all real and not exaggerations.

Yes and how he wanted almost every property to be sillier and funny like how he wanted a live action Batman to return to the 1960's style

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

As if the script he wrote for a Mario movie wasn’t cringy as hell.

Or his “dark and gritty” Care Bears movie about why atheism is the best.

Or his Terminator script where the Terminator is the hero bringing automation to the world and the villain is a blue collar redneck from the south who comes back in time to destroy technology.

Theses are all real and not exaggerations.

Edgy Care Bears would make God cry