Svetlana Helsinki
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“The hot slutty ones that are kinda smart are at home. The stupid ugly ones, the regular women are out during COVID,” -Lucas Werner, feminist, circa 2021
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Oh, it wouldn't surprise me at all if the staff don't put up with his bullshit and we know he's annoyed af by his roommate who likes to watch wrasslin' loudly on the TV which puts Lucas in a situation where he can't do shit about it because he's a spineless blob who can't handle actual confrontation when it's not over the internet.
Too bad nobody wants to fly to Arizona with him.
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Still baiting with his parents "wealth".
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the fixation on visiting his parents in Arizona to show off newly acquired evidence of success has me wondering what the expectation is. Lucas evidently believes that a swimming pool and living arrangements in state of Arizona with meeting his parents is some sort of great prize to dangle in front of his target audience. but why though?
his earlier offers of drugs, alleged sexual prowess, moral satisfaction (living up to implied expectations and being satisfied in doing so), as well as food and the offer of sharing welfare benefits and i guess an alleged inheritance of some kind were specious at best, but at least had some idea that there was gain for the girl.
but swimming in a different state, a plane ride, and meeting parents is very specific. the other things are things that in theory Lucas could offer to entice and secure a girl. i don't see any kind of enticement for swimming in a pool in Arizona after meeting Lucas' parents. especially as he implies that this is a momentous reward for a year of putting up with him. maybe to Lucas it's some sort of farfetched fever dream of success, acceptance, and completion and his particular narcissistic lunacy (as others have laid out) makes the assumption that the targeted girl also shares this dream.
WhiskerBiscuit
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I also wondered about this. His offers to take women out to eat are definitely just a reflection of his own values: food and food on the dime of another person. But with the Arizona trip, I think it’s partially meant to compete with the Sugar Daddy offers of travel, but is also a reflection of his target victims, young girls who need help with their basic needs. He always mentions travel to Arizona where his parents will take care of them for a whole week.
he’s essentially trying to buy a girlfriend with the promise of basic food and shelter. It’s super creepy.
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Where exactly will she live then for an entire year "dating" him?
*Vomit*
I remember someone mentioning ITT about how rugged he is, and boiling eggs over a fire in a forest. Hilarious.
*Vomit*
I remember someone mentioning ITT about how rugged he is, and boiling eggs over a fire in a forest. Hilarious.
I'd say the Freak's plan is he and the girlfriend would be living together by the end of the 1st month of "dating".
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For sure. An 18 year old girl will be able to have him move in her home is what the cow believes.
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He has a better chance of winning the lottery LOL
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has Lucas made mention what his plans are if the girl has no home or food or money to offer Lucas? after all, he's a "communist" and she's a "socialist" therefore Lucas should have zero expectation that she provide anything to him. more than likely Lucas will demand the state give him more welfare benefits based on the premise of him getting her pregnant and functionally using her body and the unborn child as a bargaining chip to continue to bilk the welfare system.
such an amazing, genius plan. and, unfortunately, not very original as more than a few others do this very thing.
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Cats decided it was time for me to be awake, so here are Lucas' last three short-as-he-is videos.
He shows up on lives on occasion if the topic is about him.
He also tends to leave as soon as people realize he's there and start making fun of him.
He shows up on lives on occasion if the topic is about him.
He also tends to leave as soon as people realize he's there and start making fun of him.
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I think you nailed it here. It's definitely a bizarre way to entice a teen girl, a promise of going for a swim in another state after a year and meeting his retiree parents. It makes a lot more sense when you consider what this fantasy means to Lucas. His parents cutting him off and refusing to take care of his manbaby ass was probably in his mind the worst thing that ever happened to him. A big part of the love quest is predicated on the fantasy that if he could get a teenager pregnant, his parents would be brainwashed by "muh grandchildren" into accepting and supporting him again. Imagining this moment is just as big of a wish fulfillment fantasy for him as imagining impregnating his zoomer bae in the first place. In one video he talks about how once they start dating he wants Baby Zoom to call his parents and tell them how in love she and Lucas are, without realizing how weird and awkward such a phone call would be for this young girl who has never met these people. In classic "zero theory of mind" fashion Lucas thinks that because this fantasy is so wonderful and satisfying for him, it somehow is for this imaginary girl as well, despite the fact that it's all about him reconciling with his parents and has no real inherent appeal for the girl.
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I think you’re absolutely correct. Lucas has absolutely zero desire to provide for himself and has gone so far as to defend his slothful ways by arguing that being unemployed is more beneficial to the economy than actually working (taking a page from Nancy Pelosi’s comments about the benefits of welfare).
While he’s occasionally said that he’s going to get a job, I seriously doubt that he’s taken even the first steps in procuring one. On some level, he knows that to be a viable mate, he has to have some means of supporting himself. This is why he lashes out at the ‘communist in name only’ members of Gen Z and rails about women going with men who have cars. It’s his way of deflecting from the inadequacies he knows he has.
Until the Sofalaw comments from his older brother were posted, I took his claims that he didn’t want his parents support at face value. I figured that support came with too many conditions for the man-child to live up to. However, after learning that he was trying to weasel his way back into his father’s house and get a grand a month from his father, I changed my views. The ‘evidence’ paints him in an even worse light.
While Lucas will never step up and provide for himself, I now tend to believe that his endgame is to leverage his child’s well-being to procure housing and financial support from his family. Basically, it’s a form of blackmail (give me money or my child will starve).
Thankfully, it’s unlikely that this obese incel will ever find his infinitesimally small penis inside of a woman ever again and thus procreation is not in the cards for him. However, the fact that this seems to be his game plan makes me think even less of him now than I did before.
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Lucas, I'm sure thought of all this moving back or even visiting his parents with his teen girlfriend and soon to be teen wife himself. I am sure neither Myrna nor King Roy ever said, hey, have grandkids and you can come to the condo or live at the Elk Kingdom. This was all his own fat faggot idea. If he asked either of his parents about having kids I would think they would object and tell Lucas that it isn't in the cards and that he is in no way fit to take care of himself, let alone a child. This was all Lucas's creation, and a grandchild would change everything the cow thinks.
Svetlana Helsinki
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That was exactly what I thought too. I thought he just didn’t want to take his meds or follow their rules, whatever. But now it even explains why he keeps saying it’s gonna be a year to take his little gen zee bae out there. He’s banking on them looking at seeing a teen mom with a baby or highly pregnant young girl being forced to live on the streets with their idiot son. I wonder if he realizes they can always take her and the baby in and not him.
I'd say if his parents could get the Freak to agree to a vasectomy, they would gladly pay for the procedure instead of having the Freak impregnate a girl.
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If Lucas somehow manages to find someone for him to impregnate, that poor girl is going to come with a whole host of mental issues issues. People have poor choices in mates at that age, but Lucas is really off the charts in how truly horrible he is.
At best, it’s far more likely that the girl would go home to her parents or CPS would get involved and send the baby to her parents. Remember, this hypothetical girl is a solid 2 decades younger than Lucas and it stands to reason that her parents would be younger (and thus more fit) to help care for the child. Myrna has to be pushing 70 and there is nothing more selfish than a newborn child. I don’t know many 70 year olds who are up to addressing the demands of a newborn.
Lucas’s fantasy of being welcomed by his estranged mother into the Arizona retirement condos is just that, a fantasy. His father won’t allow him to live with him unless he’s medicated and Lucas won’t medicate himself. His mother has pretty much washed her hands of him (he was a few hours drive from her when he was in L.A. and she stayed her ass in Arizona).
If there was a grandchild involved, they might step up and help raise it in conjunction with the mother and the mother’s family but they also realize that the child gains nothing by having Lucas in its life.
Would he be a good role model? No. Would he be a good provider? No. Would he be a good father? No. Plus there’s a good chance he’d eventually molest the child if it was a girl (he used to constantly talkabout how attractive his niece is... so even incest isn’t a line he wouldn’t cross).
At best, Lucas would be a deadbeat absentee father. Let’s face it, this motherfucker will never not take the easiest way out and working to provide for your family is hard.
At worse, he’d be present in that child’s life and given how he’s shown himself to be attracted to children, he’d be a danger to it. His parents know that and would likely use whatever resources they have to keep him away from that child.
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I can just imagine the horrified expressions of the little girls parents when she walks in the door with a reeking 41 year old hobo with psycho eyes and says 'mom, dad, this is my new bf, I met him online cause he was putting up posters about how fecund my eggs are on lamp posts! isn't it great! I want him to move in with us cause he is having problems at his halfway house and doesn't want to have to end up in the mental hospital again!'
The ironic thing is even if by some miracle of satan he did somehow end up knocking up some insane zoomer bae and showed up at his parents door in arizona with her and his wernling in tow, their reaction would more than likely be utter horror, followed by immediately taking the kid from him and calling cps to have the kid removed from the werns parental custody for its own safety. Likely ending with lucas having the mother of all his meltdowns and getting thrown in the nuthouse again or in jail if its seen as a threat considering the circumstances of the situation. Point being, it would end horribly for him, and he is too stupid to realize he's setting himself up for it. Not that he'll ever achieve it, but the fact he is trying to fuck himself over without even the slightest realization of the inevitable end to that scenario is hilariousCnair urs Skiotha said:
On that note, I wonder if lucas even actually knows where his mother lives in arizona. He sends stuff to his dad but never said anything about doing so to his mother. I wonder if he would just show up there and have a literal dumb and dumber moment of 'so my little werniekins, where does your mother live? I want to get to the pool asap!' 'I don't know....' only to end up wandering around the streets trying to figure out what to do next